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Post by lifebaka on Oct 20, 2004 15:58:57 GMT -5
Life dodged the cash register. He then landed a solid smack in that biker's stomach. The lead biker punches life in the back of the head.
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Post by SweetTooth on Nov 12, 2004 21:34:04 GMT -5
Gimme some Jim Bean alcohol, a hotdog, and a hamburger. Here's $25 for your troubles. SweetTooth sighs upon seing the fight but he ignores it. He gets his food and alcohol and drinks merrily and eats his food. Of course he is on the other side of the bar so he was safe for now. He still felt well so he took out a $10 and ordered some Bud Light and a Corona. He guzzled it down and started to feel the effects of the booze. With that he grabbed the empty bottle of Jim bean and threw it at a Biker. He threw the empty bud at DaBomb and the empty corona at lifebaka.
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 21, 2004 10:18:42 GMT -5
DB throws the pool table on Sweet Tooth and begins hurling glass at the bikers.
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Post by Kid Game on Jan 21, 2005 8:35:37 GMT -5
The bartender calls the police and within minutes at least ten cop cars and several SWAT vans arrive outside. They get out of their vehicles and get out their weapons. They rush into the bar in attempts of breaking up the fight.
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Post by DaBomb on Jan 24, 2005 9:42:11 GMT -5
DB and LB surrender, and tell the police the bikers started the fight. Since the bikers are unconscious, they can't dispute and are arrested!
Sweet Tooth keeps under the pool table until the cops leave.
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Post by Kid Game on Jan 26, 2005 8:08:19 GMT -5
DB and lifebaka also say that they were only fighting to protect themselves. It was simply self defense. The cops asked more questions and after receiving good answers from the two, they decide to let DaBomb and Lifebaka go for free. They talk to the bartender who agrees with everything they said. Indeed it was the bikers that started the fight and that life and DB were simply defending themselves. The cops said thanks for the help and then dragged the unconscious bikers outside and threw them into the waiting cars outside and then they headed off towards the nearby police station.
Meanwhile, DaBomb, lifebaka and SweetTooth volunteered to help clean up the bar. It took around an hour but the bartender was thankful and gave out free drinks to everyone.
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Post by DaBomb on Jan 26, 2005 9:29:59 GMT -5
DB gets drunk while LB tells jokes about the arrested bikers.
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 2, 2005 19:51:58 GMT -5
Everyone enjoys the free beer and has a good time during the "happy hour", drinking and telling jokes. Even the bartender shares in a few laughs. Meanwhile the bartender walks over to the old fashioned jukebox (the bar has one, as well as the new radios), and put in a quarter and had the machine start blaring out rock music.
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 2, 2005 21:12:38 GMT -5
*boogies*
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 17, 2005 8:48:05 GMT -5
NEW! We now have Salisbury Steaks on our food menu. We also now serve Crown Royal in the drinks menu.
Drinks menu-
Budweiser - $2.50 Bud Lite - $2.25 Coors - $3.50 Corona - $4.99 Crown Royal - $6.50 Grey Goose Vodka - $5.95 Jack Daniels - $6.99 Jim Bean - $6.75 Mike's Hard Lemonade - $6.25 Southern Comfort - $6.25 Yuengling - $5.99 Wild Turkey - $5.49
Food Menu-
Barbecued Chicken- $6.25 for 5 pieces Cheeseburger - $4.99 Fried Chicken - $5.99 for 4 pieces Hamburger - $3.99 Hotdog - $3.50 Lasagna - $5.79 Macaroni & Cheese - $6.99 Pork Chops - $4.99 Porterhouse Steak - $8.50 Salisbury Steak - $7.99 T-Bone Steak - $8.99
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 17, 2005 15:20:30 GMT -5
Coors please.
*pays*
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Post by lifebaka on Mar 19, 2005 9:51:09 GMT -5
*laughs at nothing in particular*
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 19, 2005 12:16:06 GMT -5
*pats LB on the back for reaching 1000*
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Post by lifebaka on Mar 20, 2005 18:12:10 GMT -5
Hic!
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 30, 2005 9:44:48 GMT -5
An already drunk man walks into the bar. He walks up to lifebaka and sits down at the barstool. He smells strongly of alcohol as well as a strong smell of drugs comes off of the man. He orders 1 of every alcoholic beverage and within 3 minutes he has chugged it all down. He then turns to lifebaka and gives him a hug while blowing some smoke rings at lifebakas face. The man then blows air in lifebakas face. All lifebaka can smell is the awful pungent smell of alcohol and drugs on the mans breath.
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Post by Kid Game on Jul 1, 2005 21:20:23 GMT -5
The drunk man continues to hit lifebaka. He also breaths his alcohol breath right in Lifes face. He breaths at DB too.
Meanwhile....
New stuff in stock!
(Drinks) Bacardi Rum (Food) Cheesesteak (sandwich)
Drinks menu-
Bacardi Rum - $5.29 Budweiser - $2.50 Bud Lite - $2.25 Coors - $3.50 Corona - $4.99 Crown Royal - $6.50 Grey Goose Vodka - $5.95 Jack Daniels - $6.99 Jim Bean - $6.75 Mike's Hard Lemonade - $6.25 Southern Comfort - $6.25 Yuengling - $5.99 Wild Turkey - $5.49
Food Menu-
Barbecued Chicken- $6.25 for 5 pieces Cheeseburger - $4.99 Cheesesteak sandwich - $4.75 Fried Chicken - $5.99 for 4 pieces Hamburger - $3.99 Hotdog - $3.50 Lasagna - $5.79 Macaroni & Cheese - $6.99 Pork Chops - $4.99 Porterhouse Steak - $8.50 Salisbury Steak - $7.99 T-Bone Steak - $8.99
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Post by lifebaka on Jul 2, 2005 17:42:36 GMT -5
That should hurt, but it doesn't. I dun thunk thatz goud.
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Post by DaBomb on Jul 2, 2005 20:31:24 GMT -5
DB is too drunk to care.
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Post by Kid Game on Jul 14, 2005 14:53:37 GMT -5
The drunk man grabs DaBombs arm and tries to drag him outside...
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Post by DaBomb on Jul 25, 2005 10:59:39 GMT -5
DB screams and struggles.
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