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Post by Kid Game on Feb 6, 2005 20:04:04 GMT -5
In the sense of random insanity here is yet another random topic. What other then a nice fun cold snowball fight? You can use whatever tactics you want to defeat opponents. Build snow forts, pelt opponents with snowballs (heh anywheres, no penalties for hitting someone in the face), whatever you wanna do with the snowballs you can. If your opponent is hiding then look for some footprints which are easy to find in the snow. Follow them but be careful of any traps your opponents might set.
Kid builds a gigantic snowfort that is impenatrable. It is an immense snowfort that noone can pass. To protect the fort, kid builds 10 automated snowball launching cannons, and 25 small snowball turrets, which are all set to fire snowballs at anybody who comes within range. He also builds 10 snow people that come to life and dedicate their cold, snowly lives to pelting kid's enemies with snowballs. After telling his new allies that the fort is impenetratable and that it is defended by snow turrets and snowball cannons, he gets his allies to follow him to the top of the fort (which is high up, noone will see them until it is too late plus it is hard to see them up there). From here kid and his allies have a good vantage point of the battlefield and can see a good ways ahead. Kid then remembers to activate the 15 snow security cameras he has set up which will instantly sound an alarm and summon snow people if the camera spots any intruders. He presses a button on his watch and gets a beep indicating the snow cameras are now active.
Kid and his allies wait at the top of the impenetrable "Fort Kidgame" for any signs of intruders. The fight would be a fun one since kid had lots of technology, snow cameras, snow turrets, snow cannons, snow people.......it would all be used to relentlessly pelt his enemies. Kid simply laughed as he began to create more snowballs and set them in a neat pile using the extra snow that had accumulated itself on top of the fort.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 7, 2005 22:05:19 GMT -5
DB hurls several balls of snow toward the turrets, but is pelted by snow until he falls to the ground. He falls back, behind a small snow wall, and thinks of a plan.
While others begin attacking the fort, he runs up a large hill near to the fort, and begins rolling up a snowball. He hopes that he can create a snowball so large that it will roll down the hill and hit the fort.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 8, 2005 7:50:59 GMT -5
Kid heard the sound of the turrets launching snowballs at something or someone. He ran over to the side of the fort where he heard the sound. He saw nothing other then several turrets which had just stopped firing at a target. Kid looked around but didn't see any targets. He kept alert just to be safe in case anything should happen.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 8, 2005 9:41:33 GMT -5
After creating a decent sized snowball, Commando runs over and begins helping DB. They continue to roll it in the snow until it is almost their height. Even so, they roll it in the snoe a little more, until the hill's snow is used, and then push the very large snowball down the steep hill toward the fort.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 8, 2005 10:03:39 GMT -5
Looking in the distance kid spots a giant snowball that seems to be moving around by itself. Kid becomes suspicious and tells five of the bots to go investigate. Four bots had snowball guns while the fifth bot had a special flamethrower and a heat resistant shield so that he would not melt. If something was going on the bot would use the flamethrower on the snowball, causing it to melt.
Kid had a snowball sniper rifle, which launched small snowball pellets at a super high speed. The bots ran towards the snowball and saw Commando and DaBomb rolling a snowball. They knew they were going to try to demolish "Fort Kidgame" so the four bots with snowball guns raised their weapons and fired snowballs at the faces of DB and commando, while the bot with the flamethrower prepared to melt the giant snowball.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 16, 2005 20:29:07 GMT -5
DB and Commando concentrated their fire on the flamethrower bot, knocking it over several times with a couple of well placed shots, but the other bots blasted them with snowball upon snowball until both Commando and DB were completely covered.
Suddenly someone came running toward the flamer bot, and pelted it with snowballs and ice. It was LB!
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Post by Merlin2592 on Feb 26, 2005 10:18:08 GMT -5
Offers Kid an alliance.
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 27, 2005 21:15:15 GMT -5
Life fights dirty against the flame bot. Instead of just throwing snowballs, he fills them with ice and rocks. After jumping and doging the fire while pelting it with his snow/ice/rock balls, he hits a critical part of the bot. It stops shooting fire and slumps down. Life, to protect himself, quickly builds a wall of snow between him and the fort. While behind that wall, life builds himself a snow rocket launcher, with 10 snow rockets to go with it. Life loads one of the rockets, looks out around his wall, and shoots the first turret he sees. He then ducks back behind the wall to avoid being hit by the turrets. After a few seconds, life hears a satisfying crunch. He quickly takes a peek out at the ruined turret. Seeing it, he is very happy. Life then begins loading the next rocket.
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Mar 1, 2005 20:06:08 GMT -5
Masterlike enters, returning from an epic quest. He has brought great treasures from his travels, including his favorite weapon, a snow katana compacted into ice, forged from the fires of mt. DOOM!!!!!!!!!
Masterlike assults all of the remaining bots, and dances like a pagan around the bonfire that once was a snow turret. Fortunately the walls that hid the turret previously were not destroyed by life's rocket. He sets up his own turret there and has it attack kid's fortress, slowly wearing away the wall.
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 1, 2005 20:12:20 GMT -5
Kid hears the sounds of a turret firing. He runs to a corner and spots someone named Masterlike Lord. He had destroyed one of kid's turrets (which was now a smoldering heap), and had set up one of his own. Masters turret was firing snow ammo at kid's defensive walls and although the walls were made out of snow, they were slowly taking damage and falling apart. Kid threw a snowball at the turret but was knocked down when the turret aimed at him and knocked kid down. Luckily he was still on his fort safe and sound.
Kid still had some of his bots up on the fort with him. One took out a snow sniper rifle and attempted to gun down masterlike. Suddenly kid saw an explosion of snow burst up and fly everywheres. Looking around for the source he saw lifebaka taking up a defensive position in the distance. He had acquired a snow rocket launcher and fired a rocket at a turret which went up in snow. Kid told another one of his bots to snipe at lifebaka.
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Mar 1, 2005 20:19:34 GMT -5
Masterlike did not enjoy the explosion. He then went to lifebaka and told him to at least try for free will and to ally him impermanently. He then ran up the hill and began building. When he was finished he had a number of long range snow turrets. He hid them behind walls with arrow slits (of sorts). He then instructed them to attack Kid's fort. They were happy to obey.
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 1, 2005 20:29:38 GMT -5
Of course kid did not like the idea of masterlike having some turrets hidden behind a wall. To combat this, he constructed 10 snow cannons and had them aim at masterlike lords walls in hope of destroying his long range turrets. Kid's cannons of course were long range as well, and would cause a big explosion and send snow flying everywheres. The cannons were loaded and kid gave the commands to fire. They let out a boom as ten giant cannonballs were shot out.
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 1, 2005 20:44:32 GMT -5
While Kid was bust blasting away at Masterlike, DB had grabbed several pieces of dried wood from the nearby dead trees, and had set them alight at the bonfire. The fire quickly went out, though, but DB had enough fire to cause some damage. Of the 6 flaming sticks he had, he threw 2 into the fort, and the rest he placed around the walls, hoping to melt them.
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Post by lifebaka on Mar 2, 2005 16:23:55 GMT -5
Life took his next shot with his rocket and blew a hole in the wall of kid's fort. He then quickly ducked inside this hole, and rebuilt the wall there. Next life started making snowballs as fast as he could to combat kid's bots that he knew where coming. After getting 20 snowballs, life builds himself a small wall to hide behind, and continues to make snowballs.
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Post by Calypso on Mar 3, 2005 19:34:49 GMT -5
While lifebaka was distracted, Calypso took the chance and ran up behind lifebaka. He tackled his foe and got him to the ground. Then calypso began to give life a white washing by rubbing his face in the snow.
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Mar 3, 2005 19:39:41 GMT -5
Master did not enjoy that explosion, either. He bursts out of the pile of snow, and then has an idea. He runs to the top of a nearby mountain, and builds a number of snow makers. He then creates a snow wall that is peculiar as no one can scale or destroy it in one post. He then begins the snow producers to create snow for his diabolical plan.
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 3, 2005 22:59:03 GMT -5
DB sees Calypso rubbing life's face in the snow, and immediately pick up several handfuls of snow and begins pelting Calypso.
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 4, 2005 22:16:59 GMT -5
Kid saw the fire but because it was really cold out the fire snuffed itself out within seconds. Barely any snow had melted and of the snow that did, nothing happened. Kid created several snow making machines and had them on all sides of the fort. They were at a medium power and were continuously adding more snow onto kid's fort, adding to the defense and making it harder to damage or destroy. Kid also got 3 more bots on his team. He had one stay by his side and he had the other two go off and attack DaBomb.
Some of kid's bots were snow snipers. They aimed at DaBomb and fired a volley of snowballs right into DB's face. They flew at a high speed and hurt big time. Worse of all for DB, the snowballs also had rocks in them which hurt even more. While DB was recovering the two bots that kid sent to attack him were gradually making their way up the map. They were using all the cover they could to try and ambush DB from behind. He was still getting the snow and rocks off his face and was then reaching for some napkins and band aids to stop the bleeding one rock caused.
The bots were now within range. They took out several snow hand grenades and tossed them at DaBomb. Then the bots ducked down. DaBomb heard the sound of something hit the ground but upon seeing nothing, he ignored it and then began to reorientate himself. Suddenly the snow grenades detonated and covered him in snow......
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 5, 2005 12:26:09 GMT -5
DB fell over, caked in snow. He brushed it off his face, only to find Calypso standing over him with several snowballs. Calypso began throwing them at him, adding more snow onto DB and making him very cold. Suddenly LB came from behind and dumped a very large snowball on Calypso's head. The latter fell over while LB helped DB up. Suddenly, the bots began to fire...
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Mar 5, 2005 14:54:56 GMT -5
Master is very pleased. No one tried to prevent his diabolical intents. The snow machines produce a massive ammount of snow. Master has the walls that he built previously to self-destruct. He then deals the massive blow. He forces an avalanche on Kid's valley. The fort is comepletely decimated. Many people buried in snow. Master builds the sacred ice tablet of anti-godding, and the other sacred tablet for things that closely resemble god-moding.
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