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Post by Commando on May 28, 2004 13:36:09 GMT -5
Commandos hummer flew a few feet from the gamepro's ram. "Weakling" commando muttered as he hit a button. Immediatly a volley of rockets nailed the Gamepros car, sending the wheels and engine up in flames. Commando then hit another button, and a flamethrower finished the Job. TheGamepros car was in ruins. Just like kid would be as commando drove into the fray.
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Post by Kid Game on May 28, 2004 13:51:35 GMT -5
But it only looked like commando destroyed TheGamePro's dodge. It turned out that TGP had activated a shield at the last second. When the smoke from commandos weapons disappeared the dodge ram was gone. THere was no wreckage or anything.
TGP and the dodge ram teleported. Commando decided not to worry about it for now.
Meanwhile commando continued onwards and saw DaBomb. He went to activate his weapons when all of a sudden everything become cold and frozen. Kid had appeared from behind commando and hit the hummer with a freeze missile effectively disabling the vehicle.
Kid opened fire with machine guns and then fired a homing missile, a gas can, another homing missile and then he fired a Napalm fire bomb at the hummer. The hummer took a lot of damage from attack. Plus the napalm fire bomb set the hummer on fire. For about another minute or two the hummer continued to burn from the hot flames. As commando looked at his health meter he saw that the vehicle was in flashing red danger zone and had only 8% life left. Any more punishment and he would die.
Would commando stay and fight and let himself die? Or would he run away and search for a health pickup?
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 11, 2004 18:27:04 GMT -5
Bullets from kid trailed his every move, but Commando evaded the majority of the attacks with little health loss. But, he was down to 5% health, and still hadn't found a health pickup. Suddenly, at high speed, he swrved around to face kid, fired a barage of homing missiles and bullets, and sped off past the Ferarri.
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Post by SweetTooth on Jun 19, 2004 20:40:10 GMT -5
Sweet Tooth had finally awoken from the hell kid game had put him through. Earlier kid had fired a nuke at his ice cream truck which was seemingly destroyed. But it wasnt. The truck was damaged but a few repair pickups soon cured that ailment. SweetTooth was a serial killer clown and he just loved the tasty treats ice cream truck he drove. Kid had angered him. Sweet Tooth was knocked out only temporarily.
After waking back up he looked at his radar. He saw that everyone had fled to a new location. ST pressed a button on the dash and the ice cream jingle started playing. He stepped on the gas and smashed through a wall and headed off towards the new arena. At the speed he was going it took less then 5 minutes.
As the ice cream truck arrived at its destination it smashed through another brick wall and then stopped. On top of a truck was a rotating clown head that seemed to do nothing. The clown stopped and looked around and in the distance saw several people battling. Suddenly he saw a red ferrari.
"Damn kidgame. That Mother F***ER. Ill Kill the bastard for attacking me. Nobody attacks sweet tooth and lives to tell the tale" sweet tooth screamed as he became mad at seing the kid and his ferrari still alive.
Sweet Tooth stepped on the gas and aimed his ice cream truck straight at the ferrari. Meanwhile he was firing machine gun bullets. The ferrari quickly noticed the charging ice cream vehicle and tried to run but got rammed in the back end. The ferrari span out of control but quickly regained control and drove off in the other direction towards a teleporter to escape for cover.
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Post by TheGamePro on Jun 22, 2004 15:40:59 GMT -5
But commando didn't destroy Gamepros dodge ram. The ram had taken quite a beating but was still alive and well despite the punishment it received from commando.
TGP was angry at the foolish commando. He swerved around and fired a zoomy rocket at commando and it was followed up with a homing missile and a power missile which did some damage to the hummer. Gamepro then pressed the special button again which made the boxing glove appear. The glove flew straight into the side of the hummer, which span out and went flying in the other direction a few feet.
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Post by DuelMaster on Jun 22, 2004 15:44:59 GMT -5
The grenade didn't do much damage to his hotrod. DM just looked onwards as the black hummer drove away. He watched carefully where it went.
DuelMaster took another route and eventually found his way to the next arena. THere was already a large skirmish going on and everyone didnt notice that the hotrod finally got here. Since he was unnoticed he fired off a few homing missiles at random opponents. Once those were gone he fired away a bunch of fire missiles and after that a mortar rocket which damaged most of the other cars in a small blast radius.
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Post by battlemeister on Jun 22, 2004 19:24:35 GMT -5
Battlemeister was rushing. He was late for the start of the twisted metal tournament. He was rushing to eat his breakfast so he could hurry it up and get down there. He wanted to be in the battle. He finished his omelette. There was no time to do the dishes. He threw the dishes into the sink which luckily didn't break.
Battlemeister ran outside and got into his small red volkswagon beetle. On each side was a black eightball symbol. He got in the vehicle and started her up. he vehicle was already equipped with weapons and turbo since calypso had modified the vehicle. BM activated a turbo and looked at the computer GPS located map to see where everyone was.
He found out that everyone was battling at some construction lot. He quickly navigated through the road and dodged the traffic. A few squad cars had joined him but BM pressed a button releasing some land mines behind him which blew up when the cops ran over them. About 20 minutes later he was at the arena. There was already a bunch of people battling it out.
As BM looked around he saw a hotrod that was firing missiles at everyone. In other words- a camping sniper. Battlemeister drove straight for the hotrod and rammed right into the side which sent the vehicle flying back a few feet. The driver was caught off guard.
The hot rod took off towards a ramp looking for shelter meanwhile firing a few homing missiles behind him. Of course BM dodged most of them but got hit by one. In retaliation BM fired a homing missile of his own at the vehicle and followed up with a napalm canister which landed right on top of the hotrod lighting it on fire.
Battlemeister started laughing but stopped once he saw the hotrod bust open a firehydrant and snuff out the flames. BM drove after the hotrod as both cars went straight at each other while firing their machine guns.
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 23, 2004 8:19:20 GMT -5
The monster truck sped below the bridge, grabbing all powerups so that his persuers could not, and once he emerged on the ground, he span around, dropped a mine, and sped off.
It seemed that neither he nor kidgame could get time to fight it out with each other. Kid was taking the one side of the arena, trying to finish off Commando and Sweet Tooth, while DB was following TGP.
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Post by Kid Game on Jun 23, 2004 16:49:00 GMT -5
Kid had radioed DaBomb for a quick minute.
Kid- "Hey DaBomb you doing alright?" DaBomb- "Yeah I just got a stockpile of ammo and im managing to avoid most of the attacks from TGP's dodge." Kid- "Good but weve got bigger problems right now." DaBomb- "What is it? You almost dead? You need some backup or something?" Kid- "Well Im not almost dead but I may need some backup. It seems that our little clown boy is back" DaBomb- "F***. You mean sweet tooth is back?" Kid- " Afraid so DB. He's back and he is really pissed off this time. He's ignoring everyone else and focusing right on me. Listen ignore TGP for now and come over here. Im still in the main area I GTG now. The ice cream man is annoying me. Ive got to go hopefully exterminate sweet tooth or at least keep him busy til you can back me up" DaBomb- "Roger that kidgame. Just hold on im on the way"
Kid had been taken off guard from the ice cream truck but not again. The truck reared up for another attack but kid was ready and dodged. Kid looked in the rear view mirror and saw that the truck rammed a wall. Kid spun around and fired a ricochet bomb, a fire missile and a power missile at the truck doing decent damage to the truck. Sweet Tooth quickly turned around and fired a homing missile in retaliation. Kid barely dodged but took a hit from some of sweet tooths machine gun bullets.
As kid looked around he saw a health kit nearby which he raced over to and grabbed which repaired his vehicle. He also grabbed the missiles and gas can nearby. He turned to face the ice cream truck and sweet tooth. Kid fired the gas can and then pressed the button again which dropped the can on top of the ice cream truck doing even more damage to the ice cream man.
Kid let out a laugh once he saw the ice cream truck was clearly losing the battle.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Aug 7, 2004 13:33:35 GMT -5
Sam drives his signature serious jeep into the arena and looks around. The place is a mess as all kinds of criminals and convicts were battling it out with machine guns and missiles and other horrible stuff. Sam was sent in a heavily armored jeep which was surprisingly extra fast. It had excellent control and had a great special weapon. It was really hard to destroy the vehicle. The closest vehicle was a monster truck which was being followed by a dodge ram. Sam didn't know why but for some reason he hated monster trucks. Perhaps because they were too big or perhaps because they had too much armor or maybe for some other reason. So sam decided to "help" the dodge by attacking the monster truck driven by some guy called "DaBomb". Sam chased after the slow moving truck and fired at DaBomb with a few homing missiles and followed up with a power missile which jolted the truck and after that a ricochet bomb and a few more homing and fire missiles. All while that happened machine guns on serious sams jeep were pelting the monster truck doing minimal damage. By now the monster truck had taken lots of damage and was in serious need of repair. He needed a health kit but the monster truck wouldnt servive long enough to get one- the dodge ram and the serious jeep would kill the monster truck and once that was done then sam would kill TheGamePro's dodge ram which was alreadys lightly weakened.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 7, 2004 13:51:04 GMT -5
It seemed like it was all over for DB. He had 20% helath left, against TGP's 87% and SS's 94%. He dropped a mine, and rapidly fired his homing missiles in the hpoes that it would hit something, but both caused minimal damage. SS continued to bombard him with machine gun bullets, until a loud cry was heard, and a speeding Ferarri hurtled from over a large hill and rammed directly into the Dodge Ram.
Kid: You didn't come to me, so I came to you! DB: Am I glad to see a friendly face! Where's Sweet Tooth Kid: I lost him after he was paralyzed by a freeze missile. He's not stupid though. He'll find me quickly. DB: Let's get to work, then.
Kid's Ferarri took on the damaged Ram, belting it with missiles and a ricochet. Meanwhile, using kid as a distraction, DB had grabbed a health pickup, increasing his health meter to 26%. He swerved around to face Serious Sam, and held down the machine gun button while he headed straight for the opposing vehicle. He rammed into it with ll his might, and managed to fire a gas can upon impact to increase the damage to his enemy.
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DB wasn't in his truck. Calypso walked to him.
Calypso: Back so soon? You make a habit of dying. DB: Suicidal Tendencies get the better of me. Calypso: I guess you'll want another monster truck? DB: No. I need something faster and more maneuverable. Calypso: Very well, then. I have a series of motorbikes, a drag racer, an armoured rally car and an armoured police van. Take your pick.
DB walked over to the police van, and tapped on the armour.
DB: How thick is the armour? Calypso: 3 inch thick tungsten. Machine guns won't hurt this vehicle. DB: What about the rally car? Calypso: 1 1/2" thick titanium-kevlar. DB: I'll take it!
DB sat in the very fast, maneuverable and tough rally car, and revved it up.
Calypso: I'll return you to the arena you just died in. DB: Thankyou. How is kid doing? Calypso: Very well, considering the odds. But Sweet Tooth has caught up. It is a three on one. DB: What about Serious Sam? Did I kill him? Calypso: No. But he is at 45% health right now. DB: Then I have business to attend to. Thankyou for the car.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Aug 7, 2004 16:40:27 GMT -5
Serious Sam had just entered the arena and destroyed the monster truck. Of course he took some damage but was soon outnumbered by a dodge ram, ice cream truck and ferrari. He spotted a small ammo cache. He sped off towards it collecting more weapons and a few health pickups bringing his health level up to 93%. He turned around and fired a gas can followed by a fire missile, at the closest vehicle which was the dodge ram. It took some damage but in exchange it fired a homing missile at sams jeep which took almost no damage at all.
Just then sam spotted a newcomer to the arena. It looked like a rally car but as he looked closer he saw that the driver was DaBomb. Sam was happy to engage in combat with the rally car since the rally cars typically had excellent speed but weak armor but this one seemed different. It still had good speed but its armored looked better. As sam looked around he saw a super repair station garage. He quickly drove into it and the door shut behind him. His vehicle was given 100 health and 200 armor for an overall of 300 health total once added up. His vehicle was also given 10 homing missiles 10 fire missiles 5 gas cans, 7 ricochets, 5 power missiles, 3 remote control bombs, 4 napalm bomb canisters, 4 mortar rockets and a special weapon charge up to level 5 so now sam could fire off 5 special attacks before waiting for the auto recharge to kick in. His vehicle was also given upgraded speed, traction, grip and handling and upgrade windows that would'nt shatter or break. Then the door opened up again and sam backed the jeep out and went off in search of the rally car driven by DaBomb.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 8, 2004 14:02:30 GMT -5
SeriousSam - 300hp DaBomb - 100hp KidGame - 57hp Sweet Tooth - 62hp Dodge Ram - 39hp
When DB had first entered the arena, he had driven toward Serious Sam to observe his target. It had originally looked scraped and dented, but when it reappeared it was totally brand new. DB knew he would be up against the odds now.
But he had his special weapon, which SS had not seen. Regardless, he decided to weaken his opponent before finishing him off, and so let loose with his entire collection of homing missiles. 3 of them hit the armoured truck, while 1 missed and another hit the Dodge Ram.
The rally car accelerated oast the slower armoured truck, sending grit and sand into the air, spun around, and held the triggers for the machine guns down. Bullets bombarded the truck as the guns rattled away, but very little damage was caused.
DB activated his radio and contacted kidgame.
DB: Hang in there kid. Da Bomb is Back!
Kid: Don't worry about me. I found a health pickup while you were gone.
DB: (Firing a ricochet) We should make a plan. Do you want me to divert the Ram and the Ice Cream truck away from you?
Kid: Sure. And while SeriousSam follows you, i sneak up behind, hit him with my power missile and watch the flames...
DB sped toward the Dodge Ram and the truck, continuing to fire his machine guns and a gas can. At first their attention was glued to the Ferarri, but they reversed and began attacking DB instead, while kid grabbed a health pickup and several gas cans. Seroius Sam followed DB, while kid circled around from the group, came up behind SS and activated his power missile.
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Post by DuelMaster on Aug 8, 2004 19:54:57 GMT -5
You forgot about me and my hotrod..................
Anyways.............
DM's hotrod was being ignored. It was one thing that he hated. He wanted to destroy the first thing he saw and that just happened to be a rally car already under attack by other cars. DM accelerated towards the rally car and rammed it doing barely any damage but the machine guns gave it a tad more damage. DM saw that his attack only did 1 damage to the rally car.
"He must have some good armor. I'll need to get rid of it before I go in for the kill" duelmaster thought to himself.
DM had 2 specials saved up so he decided to use one now and soften up DaBombs armor a little bit. As DuelMaster turned to face he pressed the special button. A giant flamethrower appeared from udner the hood of the vehicle and for 10 seconds straight it fired a 250+ degree farenheit plume of flame at the rally car. The rally car tried to get away but the hotrod stayed on him with the flames. The flame suddenly stopped and the flamethrower went back under the hood. DM checked DaBombs health meter and saw it had done around 30% damage since it was a high power flamethrower. He also saw that DaBombs armor had weakened by about 15% making him slightly more vulnerable to damage but the armor was still strong. But to test its durability the hotrod fired 2 fire missiles and a homing missile to make the rally car feel the pain.
As he continued chasing the Rally Car, he stumbled upon some weapons and a health kit which gave him an extra 10% life.
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Post by battlemeister on Aug 8, 2004 20:41:01 GMT -5
The hotrod attacked BM with a homing missile before driving off in search of the rally car. BM in his volkswagen beetle with its 8 ball insignia on the side zoomed over an ammo cache and took more missiles and weapons for his ammo bank. He drove around some pillars and then saw the rally car which was being attacked by nearly everyone else.
As battlemeister looked for a good target he saw commandos black hummer driving around like a hawk who was going in for roadkill. BM surprised the hummer by firing some machine guns at it followed up with a fire missile and a ricochet which did 13& damage to the truck.
Battlemeister looked at the rally car. Sure he liked ganging up on people and making it an overkill but for some reason he didn't join in. The rally car driven by DaBomb had just came back into the arena after dying and he was already being chased by what looked like 4 or 5 other cars. At this rate he would die before even doing any damage. Then BM noticed kid.
BM- "Hey kid what are you doing here. I didnt know you had entered in the twisted metal tournament. You know how dangerous it is" Kid- "Who are you? Oh wait your battlemeister. Oh hey bud whats up. Im a little busy at the moment. Im trying to go after serious sams jeep. If you want to team up with me you can." BM- "Ok well who should I go after? Everone else is engaged in combat already." Kid- "Well you can go and help DaBomb. Hes in the rally car being chased by like 4 guys i think. I just met the guy but he is a good killer. I want a chance to battle him 1 on 1 later but all these other cars keep joining in so I dont know if Ill be able to. Go after the dodge ram or hotrod. Dont attack the ice cream truck. trust me he is too dangerous. Go tell da bomb your a friend of kids and that your going to help by taking on thegamepros dodge ram or duelmasters hotrod" BM- "Sure thing kid. Ill go after the hotrod since he just joined in the chase"
BM drove over to where the rally car was being chased.
DaBomb: "Oh great who are you? Some other idiot thats come to gang up? What is this a 5 on 1 or something?" BM: "Actually no. Im battlemeister and I happen to be a good friend of kidgame. I just talked to him and he said to come help you out. Im going to go after the hotrod since he just joined in." DaBomb: "Well I dont know who you are but if you say your a friend......well Ill take any help I can get. Just dont shoot me and I wont shoot you. Now get these guys off my tail." BM: "Roger that DaBomb. Now engaging the hotrod. Over"
BM hanged up the CB Radio and fired a homing missile and a fire missile as well as machine guns at DuelMasters hotrod. The hotrod almost immediatly turned around and stopped firing at the rally car and turned its attention on the beetle. DM fired his machine guns and a homing missile and BM did the same.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 9, 2004 12:11:52 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry about forgetting you.
DM's hotrod - 77% BM's Beetle - 84% Kid's Ferarri - 31% Sam's Truck - 249% My Rally Car - 68% Commando's Hummer - 29% ST's Van - 64% TGP - 59%
Those seem kinda accurate. Commando's been fighting for a while, as has kid and TGP. If you find anything wrong with that tell me.
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While BM drew some of the enemy fire, DB circled around, and blasted the Dodge Ram with his machine guns. It did little damage, but it took down another percent off the vehicle. Next he fired a flame rocket, taking off a further 10%. While the Ram spun around, trying to put out the flames, DB lined himself up with the Dodge, and pressed the special button.
The car revved up to an immense speed, and like a dagger it speared the Ram through the centre and smashed it into two pieces. The Dodge tried to move away, but DB gave him a homing missile for good measure. Now it was time to help BM and kid.
DM's hotrod - 66% BM's Beetle - 79% Kid's Ferarri - 28% Sam's Truck - 234% My Rally Car - 62% Commando's Hummer - 27% ST's Van - 61% TGP - 14%
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 9, 2004 16:23:16 GMT -5
That's a good idea DB. Why dont you keep track of the stats for everyone. -----------------
There was definitly lots of action going on. There were currently 8 people in the arena although more would probably join in later. Kid was down to 28% health. He didnt really need more but considering how dangerous things were he decided to play it safe and seek out some more health and repairs before engaging in combat. Kid also was kind of happy to see his old friend battlemeister in the competition. It was good to have a friend helping but kid knew anything was possible since calypso controlled the matches. Kid knew that in a future match that calypso could make it a "friends vs enemies" match where kid had to fight against his former allies. But he shook that feeling for now and continued in the present where he had allies.
As kid and his ferrari drove around he spotted a small group of health kits together. He drove to them and picked them all up healing him by 33% bringing his total health up to 61% life. It was definitely an improvement. As he searched for someone to combat serious sams jeep came into view. The jeep had more health then kids ferrari but kid decided to weaken down sam since he had more health.
Sam simply fired a few machine guns at kid to test him but kid ignored the machine guns and fired some homing missiles and then a gas can which exploded right on top of sams vehicle which did some good damage to it. Kid fired off a napalm canister which set the jeep on fire and burned the jeep slightly but the fire was quickly put out. Kid had only taken 2% damage from the machine gun bullets which wasnt much. Sam hit kid with a fire missile and then prepared to do some real damage. Sam pressed the special button and a giant world war I military cannon appeared on top of the jeep. Beside it kid could see a fuse being lit. Kid knew that cannons hurt and if he were hit by that he would take lots of damage.
Kid didnt plan on getting hit though. The gamepro's dodge was still standing but it was coming at kid. He decided to use that to play a cruel trick. Kid simply parked his car there waiting for the cannon to go off. The fuse was going down fast and as it got down, the cannon started rumbling indicating it was going to fire. Kid quickly swerved out of the way and was replaced by TheGamePro's dodge ram as it drove in front of sams jeep in attempt to get at kid. Unfortunatly, the cannon went off and fired a massive cannon ball at the dodge. Upon impact with the dodge the black powder cannonball let out a brilliant explosion as it finished off the gamepro and the dodge ram which was nothing left but a few spare vehicle parts which calypsos henchmen would get later to build more cars. It was somewhat unclear as to who should get the kill. Sam since it was his cannon or kid for luring the dodge in sams firing range. Noone really worried though as both sam and kid got credit for the kill and each got a point.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 10, 2004 11:32:44 GMT -5
DM's hotrod - 74% BM's Beetle - 81% Kid's Ferarri - 59% Sam's Truck - 228% My Rally Car - 61% Commando's Hummer - 28% ST's Van - 64% TGP's Ram - 0% -----
Now that the pest TGP had exploded inside his Dodge Ram, DB could now look for new prey. Commando was one target, but DB felt an obligation to help BM, who had helped him earlier. Kid could no doubt take on Sweet Tooth, or at least survive until DB and BM came.
DB: It's time to return the favor, BM!
BM: Thanks. I'll go in for the ram if you circle around and fire missiles.
DB: Sure.
The dented, but no seriously damaged Rally Car circled around the hot rod and the Beetle, firing all three of his homing missiles and then a ricochet. The missiles all hit, taking off 17% from his enemy, but unfortunately the ricochet missed and sped off into the distance. Meanwhile, the maneuverable Beetle was bombarding the hot rod with machine gun bullets. He was having a hard time keeping up with DuelMaster, but was able to keep in close enough proximinty to deal some damage.
The rally car swerved and spun, avoiding several bullets, but was jolted and knocked back a few feet by a gas can. DB drove off at high speed for a few seconds, putting out the fire, before resuming the fight. DB picked up a power missile, and fired it as soon as he could. It pounded into the side of the hot rod, taking off another 20%, but DuelMaster picked up a repair soon after. BM chased after his enemy, and readied his freeze missile.
DM's hotrod - 57% BM's Beetle - 74% Kid's Ferarri - 59% Sam's Truck - 228% My Rally Car - 51% Commando's Hummer - 28% ST's Van - 63% TGP's Ram - 0%
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Post by TheGamePro on Aug 10, 2004 13:30:51 GMT -5
It was over. He had finally died and his beloved dodge ram destroyed. Half of it was Serious Sams fault and half was kids fault. TheGamePro was dead but since this was calypso's tournament a second later he was resurected and was teleported into a vehicle selection garage.
TheGamePro looked around and saw some interesting battle dodges some much like his own. Would he take another dodge? The hummers looked nice as did the ford mustangs and other classic cars. As he was thinking calypso came up to him.
Calypso: Nice job TGP. You survived long enough before dying. You fought well out there.
TGP: Yeah well there was some tough competition but I managed to do some damage before being taken out. Right now I'm thinking of what vehicle to take next. Another dodge would be good as would a hummer or mustang or some classic vehicle.
Calypso: Yes those are some fine vehicles but I have something else in mind for you.
TGP: Like what? You want me to drive a different vehicle or something. I've never really driven anything other then dodge vehicles.
Calypso: True, but the vehicle I've chosen for you you'll fit right in just fine. Trust me it's an offer you can't refuse. You will drive the vehicle I have picked out for you.
TGP: Hey I get to choose what to drive here mr calypso. I dont feel like driving something else and you can't make me! Now give me the keys to this dodge!
Calypso: I don't think so. It's about time you saw things from my point of view. Besides the new vehicle which will fit you perfectly I have another "gift" for you.
TGP: Whatever. Listen if it makes you happy I'll look at this new vehicle but I won't drive it.
Calypso: Ok you can look but I still have another surprise for you.
Calypso led TGP to the back of the garage in a secluded area. They came to a key card locked door and a voice locked door. Calypso swiped a card and then entered a password with his voice. The door opened and as they walked inside TGP laid eyes on a gigantic battle tank.
TGP: THIS is the surprise vehicle? A giant battle tank. I've never driven a tank. I don't know how to operate a tank and I don't even have a tank drivers license.
Calypso: Well you won't have to worry about that stuff any more. Now for your other surprise.
With that, calypso raised his hands and pointed them at TheGamePro. TGP looked weirdly at calypso who had an evil look in his eye. TGP looked and saw some weird ring on calypso's finger.
TGP: No way. That isn't the ring I think it is. Is it? Isn't that some sacred ring of power? ****. I want out of this crazy game of yours NOW!
Calypso began chanting some crazy words and suddenly TheGamePro was transformed from a human into a large demon from hell.
Calypso: Yes it is a sacred power ring. And you need not worry any more. You are now MINION and you work for me noone else. Although in the arena everyone else will still see your name driver name as TheGamePro and your vehicle name as MINION. Now here is the key to the tank get in and drive. Oh and you start with 1500 HP and are now a BOSS Character and vehicle so go kick ass. And no teaming up with anyone or you will be permanently sent to hell.
TheGamePro who was now minion wanted to kill calypso but couldn't. It seemed that calypso had also put a mind control device on him. He was about to cry but found out he couldnt even do that. He didn't want to work for calypso but he had no choice. He obediantly got into the tank and was transported back out into the arena.
MINION aka TheGamePro has 1500 Health and is a boss now.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 11, 2004 15:14:42 GMT -5
DM's hotrod - 55% BM's Beetle - 72% Kid's Ferarri - 57% Sam's Truck - 226% My Rally Car - 49% Commando's Hummer - 26% ST's Van - 61% (BOSS) TGP's Tank - 1500%
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DB managed to grab a health pickup and a environmental before the Van caught up with him and fired a fire missile. BM came from behind and fired a power missile, taking off 10%.
Suddenly, a tank appeared, one so great that even DB's old monster truck was a dwarf in comparison. It sported a shell turret, which would most likely be its special weapon, and incredibly thick armour.
DaBomb: Holy ****! BM, watch out!
BM: TheGamePro!
Kid: I lost SeriousSam. Hopefully I can......whoa, who is in that tank?
BM: TGP. Maybe we should ask the others to help.
Kid: I'll try.
Kid swerved, and blasted Sweet Tooth with a freeze missile. For several seconds, the tasty treats trucks was totally unable to move.
Kid: Sweet Tooth, I know we aren't the best of buddies...
ST: You can brag now, but I'll kill you soon.
Kid: I propose an alliance, at least until that tank is destroyed. Accept, or be killed by my pals.
ST: How do I know you won't kill me when my back is turned.
Kid: If you fire on one of the allies while that tank remains, the rest of the group will gang up on you.
ST: Fine. But I'll be seing you soon, kid.
SS: Prepare to die!
BM: Wait!
DaBomb: We propose an alliance!
Kid: If you accept, we will act as a team to kill that tank.
SS: And if I don't.
Kid: BM, DB, ST and I will kill you.
SS: I guess I have no choice. But why don't i team up with the tank.
Kid: A vehicle of that power could not be anything but a boss. And bosses can't team up.
SS: Fine. Let's get moving. But be warned, kid!
DM: Die!
Kid: Stop, we have to get that tank!
DM: As long as i get to fight you later.
Kid: Wait your turn.
Commando: I'll guess I'll have to join your little brigade too.
DB: If you value your life.
The tank was incredibly slow, and incredibly easy to hit, but it's sheer force allowed to trundle onward even when kid had smashed it with 2 power missiles.
BM accelerated to avoid a power missile, and fired a ricochet in retaliation. It bounced off the tank, hit a wall, and bounced into the tank once more. BM smiled, until his beetle was hit with TGP's special: the turret.
BM: I'm hit! That turret takes of some serious health.
DB: I'm coming. Keep firing!
ST: Let's see if he likes my special...
The tasty treats van turned into a robot of some sorts, and prepared to fire a barrage of 20 rockets at the tank. Though he was rocked about by a sudden homing missile impacting upon him, Sweet Tooth kept on his course until he fired. The rockets smashed into the tank's armour, but a mere 50% was taken off. While Sweet Tooth changed back into his original form, we was followed by hundreds of bullets coming his way.
Kid: Yes! A gas can! Watch and learn, TGP!
SS: I need a special! If anyone sees one, tell me!
DB: I need a weapon! I've only got machine guns here!
BM: I have to pull out! I'm almost dead!
TGP: Give up, fools!
TGP launched another special, this time at DB. The flaming lava shell that propelled from the tank impacted into the side of the dented rally car, and knocked it back several feet.
DB: I'm pulling out too! I'll be back shortly.
Kid: Ahh! Where is he finding these homing missiles!
DM: We should all retreat, pick up more supplies, and ambush him later.
BM: I agree, guys.
Commando: I've got a few rockets stored up. I'll keep him occupied.
BM launched his last gas can before heading to the repair station. DB used his environmental, and a lightening bolt smashed down upon the tank.
DM's hotrod - 41% BM's Beetle - 22% Kid's Ferarri - 44% Sam's Truck - 208% My Rally Car - 31% Commando's Hummer - 20% ST's Van - 36% (BOSS) TGP's Tank - 1324%
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