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Post by Pumster on Jul 8, 2004 20:45:55 GMT -5
i blew up the cigars with my self distruct card - straight up madd stupid to the xtrm oops i forgot all the e's
ai whaunt ahnother pahrizzeh!
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Post by Kid Game on Jul 8, 2004 20:47:43 GMT -5
Pumster gets a can of pepsi (filled with lamp oil) from the slot
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Post by Pumster on Jul 11, 2004 23:34:22 GMT -5
People aren't posting! In that case, I want all the prizes in the machine!
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Post by DaBomb on Jul 12, 2004 18:58:51 GMT -5
You won't be able to for some time. Kid's on his holiday.
*inserts 25 cents*
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Post by Pumster on Jul 13, 2004 0:27:17 GMT -5
thne letz fludd all teh baords!!!!11 lololololol
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Post by DaBomb on Jul 23, 2004 11:23:15 GMT -5
w00t! Flooding!1!11!1!1!!1!
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 1, 2004 13:33:59 GMT -5
*Pumster gets a hamburger from the slot
*DaBomb gets a piece of paper that reads "FLUDD (Flourescent Liquid Ultra Dousing Device) control is in effect and you can not flood or fludd the boards with lots of posts. You can post one message every 30 seconds but if it becomes a problem the flood control will increase upwards possibly to the minutes range so don't flood. Yours truely, the vending machine" from the slot
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Post by Pumster on Aug 2, 2004 13:15:31 GMT -5
i woold liek anuthur prizr pleeze!!#&@*(^#
thnak toy
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 2, 2004 13:21:28 GMT -5
Pumster gets a computer game (Monster Garage) from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 3, 2004 14:09:49 GMT -5
*crumples up the piece of paper*
Pft. I make mah own rulez.
*inserts 50 cents*
*hopes for whiskey*
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 3, 2004 14:15:45 GMT -5
A panel on the side of the machine opens up. Out comes a spicket. It gushes out about a quart of jack daniels right into the drainage ditch and into the water. It stops gushing out whiskey. Then a paper cup drops into place. The spicket slides back into the machine. A piece of paper comes out of the machine and reads "Your paper cup full of jack daniels has been dispenced. Please remove your cup and enjoy."
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 4, 2004 15:39:29 GMT -5
Im bored.
*inserts a dime*
give me stuff please!
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 4, 2004 15:43:56 GMT -5
Hey lifebaka, long time no see. I havent seen you on here in a while. I also checked your itsyourturn.com profile and saw you havent made a move in a while on there too. Were you on vacation? If so how was the trip? If not then why werent you on? Been busy lately? Anyways..............
lifebaka gets a glass of chocolate milk that has been spiked with grey goose vodka
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 5, 2004 10:52:55 GMT -5
ive been out
*drinks milk*
that was kinda nasty...
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oh well
*inserts penny*
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 5, 2004 15:34:27 GMT -5
lifebaka gets a shocking surprise as JUDGE JUDY comes out of the slot and starts yelling crap at lifebaka. Judy starts screaming at lifebaka about being in debt and not paying enough money in the machine and other useless crud like that.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 5, 2004 17:00:53 GMT -5
lol. *inserts a quarter* *hopes for whiskey that he can actually drink, not an empty cup!  * |
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 5, 2004 19:48:35 GMT -5
I know jack daniels only comes in bottles and I dont think it comes in cans but..............................
DaBomb gets a can of jack daniels (filled with liquid plumber)
And no DaBomb you dont know whats in the can so for all you know its just a can of jack daniels. You have to open the can and drink it or at least smell the wonderful smell of jack daniels finest whiskey.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Aug 7, 2004 13:03:46 GMT -5
Sweet! A guns & ammo 2004 ultimate guide. This is definitly an item to keep. I know this will come in handy.
I think this time I'm going to insert 5 dollars into the machine and hope for another good prize this time.
*Sits at table and reads gun & ammo book*
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 7, 2004 21:45:59 GMT -5
SeriousSamIsBack gets a box of Tommy Gun Bullets (30) from the slot
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Post by DuelMaster on Aug 8, 2004 20:09:39 GMT -5
Yum! Chocolate candies.
*Eats whole box of chocolate candy
*gets stomache ache
*Inserts a five dollar bill
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