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Post by battlemeister on Aug 8, 2004 20:13:32 GMT -5
grabs and looks at tv remote control.
BM- Hey this thing doesnt have any batteries.....
*Throws remote at da bomb*
I want another prize. Gimme Gimme Gimme.
Here I insert a 10 dollar bill
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Post by Pumster on Aug 11, 2004 19:40:32 GMT -5
Time for another prize!
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 11, 2004 19:44:03 GMT -5
*DuelMaster gets a candle from the slot
*battlemeister gets a book entitled "Moby Dick" from the slot
*Pumster gets a bill for late fees and unreturned videos from blockbuster, from the slot
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Post by Pumster on Aug 11, 2004 19:53:59 GMT -5
oh god!
take THIS vending machine!
note - do not click the link
EDIT: Removed inappropriate link.
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 11, 2004 20:16:05 GMT -5
lol. Ummmmm Ok. I dont think I wanna know what that link is all about......you can keep that post there but heres another prize maybe this one will suit you? I dont know im just giving out random prizes.
Pumster gets a trash can full of smelly, maggot infested trash from the slot
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Post by Pumster on Aug 11, 2004 22:27:45 GMT -5
Hahaha, at least the trash is free.
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 11, 2004 22:34:19 GMT -5
Pumster gets a brand new gamecube, all the necessary wires to hook it up, 4 controllers, a copy of timesplitters 2, super smash bros melee, mario kart double dash, Wrestlemania 18, and soul calibibur 2, all from the slot.
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Post by Pumster on Aug 11, 2004 22:42:32 GMT -5
Oh no, this can't be good for my boycott. Time for some gasoline and a nice book of matches for this super cool prize.
I usually hate doing "action sequences" with asterisks, but it's time to make a statement.
ACTIONSEQUENCESTAR Pumster pours gasoline on his newly obtained GameCube and library. Pumster then proceeds to light the pile. Pumster watches the pile melt. ACTIONSEQUENCESTAR
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 11, 2004 22:47:25 GMT -5
Everyone watches in horror as Pumster gets a shiny new gamecube, wires to hook it up, controllers and lots of games. They boo and hiss at him as he pours gas on it and lights it on fire and destroys the stuff.
A boxing glove appears from the slot and punches Pumster right in the face! And it punches him again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Ten punches and then the glove disappears everyone cheers and claps for the glove for doing the right thing. Everyone then takes out torches and pitchforks and then everyone forms an angry mob and attacks pumster!
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Post by Pumster on Aug 11, 2004 22:51:34 GMT -5
oh no dawg
thats not the way you treat an angry guy with gas and some matches. time to go Postal 2 on the Vending Machine Posse.
ACTIONSEQUENCEOHCRAP Pumster gets really frickin angry and pours gas on the almighty Vending Machine. Pumster changes his mind, cleans off the machine, and walks away. THEENDOFTHEACTIONSEQUENCEOHCRAP
EDIT: Oops, no more Vending Machine abuse.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 12, 2004 8:13:56 GMT -5
*watches the Gamecube burn*
*laughs*
*inserts $10 hot go from the lottery*
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 12, 2004 13:49:16 GMT -5
Hey Pumster I thought you were going to try to destroy the vending machine but its a good idea you didn't try!
Pumster gets a copy of Duke Nukem 3d Atomic edition for the computer from the slot
DaBomb gets a case of women's Hot Cherry Red lipstick from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 12, 2004 17:06:33 GMT -5
*draws graffiti on the vending machine with lipstick*
*inserts $2*
*hopes for SOMETHING TO WELD MY CROWBAR INTO MONEY!1!1!1!!11ONE!1!1SHIT+ONE!1!!1!
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 12, 2004 19:44:38 GMT -5
DaBomb gets a toilet plunger (a dirty one with S*** all over it on the head and handle part) from the slot
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 16, 2004 15:13:50 GMT -5
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
okay...
*inserts a 767 ton pile of gold into the slot*
why did that fit?
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 16, 2004 15:30:32 GMT -5
Lifebaka inserts what seems like an infinite amount of money. Unfortunatly it was too much. The machine starts bouncing uncontrollably and starts smoking. Suddenly the machine blows up at the intake of too much money. About a minute later a delivery truck appears and carts off the old damaged machine. The driver also drops off and installs a new machine and drives off. The new machine gives lifebaka a piece of paper that says "Danger! Do not insert huge sums of money as it may damage the machine. The new vending machine."
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 18, 2004 16:36:53 GMT -5
okay...
right then
*inserts -$7*
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 19, 2004 22:23:03 GMT -5
Lifebaka gets a 40 watt lightbulb from the slot
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 20, 2004 17:13:41 GMT -5
Cool.
*puts lightbulb over head*
*lightbulb lights up*
I've got an idea!
*inserts pi dollars into the vending machine*
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Aug 21, 2004 14:48:55 GMT -5
Comes in and eats the pi before it can reach the slot.
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