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Post by DaBomb on Nov 5, 2004 20:36:49 GMT -5
Porno?
*shove un handfuls of change*
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 7, 2004 16:45:32 GMT -5
Calypso gets a Katana from the slot
DaBomb gets a lump of coal from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 8, 2004 9:34:19 GMT -5
*hurls coal at random bystander*
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 8, 2004 9:45:56 GMT -5
DaBomb gets 2 lumps of coal from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 8, 2004 22:45:44 GMT -5
*Pockets 1 piece of coal for later use*
*sells 1 piece to a cold hobo for $5*
*inserts $1*
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 9, 2004 19:31:54 GMT -5
DaBomb gets a christmas stocking filled with 25 lumps of coal from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 10, 2004 8:40:32 GMT -5
*dances*
*sells more coal to hobos*
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 10, 2004 18:42:57 GMT -5
The hobos buy the coal from DaBomb for 1 penny each and then they chuck all the coal lumps at DaBombs head
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Post by Merlin2592 on Nov 12, 2004 9:45:54 GMT -5
ooc:If your wondering where the hell I've been my neighboor has GTA:SA.
Inserts 25 cents.
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 12, 2004 15:35:51 GMT -5
I also own GTA San Andreas and am addicted to it. I've been playing it almost nonstop. So I'm guessing that you also like the game merlin?
Merlin2592 gets a box of satchel charges and detonators (10) from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 12, 2004 19:52:39 GMT -5
What does OOC stand for?
*DB picks up the coal and sells it to a blind but very rich man*
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 12, 2004 20:34:02 GMT -5
Out Of Character
A gigantic vacuum hose appears from the slot and extends itself over to DaBombs wallet and pockets. It turns on and sucks up thousands and thousands of his money until DaBomb is left poor. DB then notices that the vacuum is hooked up to the vending machine. The vacuum hose moves in front of the coin slot and spits all the coins inside and then moves to the bill slot and ejects all the bills into the slot. The vacuum then disappears back into the machine. The machine had stolen at least $10,000 from DaBomb and had given him nothing in return.
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Post by SweetTooth on Nov 12, 2004 21:28:23 GMT -5
Yum vanilla ice cream cones. My favorite
*eats ice cream*
*Inserts another quarter*
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Post by GameMaster5000 on Nov 12, 2004 21:50:23 GMT -5
Nice a treasure map. I must find that treasure! I have a map and a shovel and lots of time so lets find that treasure.
GameMaster5000 follows the directions of the map and finds a red X painted on the ground. He digs up the grond and finds a treasure chest. He opens it and finds a million gold coins. He keeps it for himself and hides the treasure where it won't be found.
He then inserts a quarter into the machine
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Post by Merlin2592 on Nov 12, 2004 22:55:32 GMT -5
OOC:I don't like it,I love it!
IC: Merlin throws the satchels chargesonto all things(except himself and vending machine)and detonates watches things go boom
Inserts all his GTA:SA money and prays for keys to a Hotknife,Turismo,Jetpack,Bullet(Another car),Hydra Jet,Rhino,Super GT,ZR-350,Vortex,Monster,Hunter.
(Just one set of keys to thes puppies not all of them)
Or an NRG-500
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Post by Kid Game on Nov 13, 2004 15:25:30 GMT -5
*SweetTooth gets a bing cherry from the slot
*GameMaster5000 gets a new 7 Iron for improving your golf game from the slot
*Merlin2592 gets a ring of 20 keys all to the different vehicles that he wants from the slot
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Post by Merlin2592 on Nov 15, 2004 16:23:23 GMT -5
Merlin laughs and walks up to the machine patting it, then installs new weapons so the machine has.
Molotove Cocktails,Remote Grenades,Spaz Shotguns,Super Lasers,Cluster Missles,Chainsaws,Drills,Ion Cannons,contermeusuares,Gattaling guns,Miniguns,Flamethrowers,different Dimmision Transporters,SAM,Spikebots,Shurikens,Blades,Grinders, and a 160 mm cannon.
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Post by DaBomb on Nov 16, 2004 8:23:50 GMT -5
DB beats up the blind, wealthy man and ransacks his wallet for money. He finds $1, 584, which he inserts into the machine.
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Post by SilentAssassin on Nov 21, 2004 16:01:38 GMT -5
*Looks through box of knick knacks*
Hey this is all junk. There is nothing but useless crap in here. I cant use any of this garbage. Give me something useful you dumb machine. Something I can use you got it?
*Inserts quarter*
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Post by Merlin2592 on Nov 21, 2004 16:55:19 GMT -5
Pats Night Assilant on back.
One word of advice, be nice and usally you can get what you want.
Shows Night Assilant his shotgun,AK-47, and car keys.
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