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Post by Kid Game on May 4, 2004 19:12:28 GMT -5
But thankfully as the cigarettes disguised as quarters went into the machine they were chucked back out. At high velocity speeds the cigarette coins came out of the machine at around 500 MPH right into JeanLuc's eyes which were fried and burnt too a crisp upon impact.
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Post by JeanLuc on May 4, 2004 20:09:44 GMT -5
Uhhhh, I ran away.
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Post by DaBomb on May 7, 2004 19:27:18 GMT -5
A barbie doll? At last!
*inserts quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on May 7, 2004 19:31:44 GMT -5
Da Bomb gets a soda can filled with battery acid from the slot
(The can is CLOSED and UNOPENED. So Da Bomb you DO NOT know what is inside yet. So open the can and drink it. Or not. Your choice.)
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Post by DaBomb on May 7, 2004 19:35:44 GMT -5
Having seen what had happened to Commando when he drank something from this very odd machine, Da Bomb decides to keep the bottle for later.
*inserts 50 cents*
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Post by Commando on May 9, 2004 7:31:50 GMT -5
*Puts quarter in machine*
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Post by DaBomb on May 9, 2004 17:57:16 GMT -5
*finds another quarter and puts it in*
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Post by Kid Game on May 10, 2004 10:16:54 GMT -5
DaBomb gets a moldy liver sandwich from the slot
Commando gets a box of shotgun shells (empty) from the slot
DaBomb gets the extra quarter eaten by the machine. He does not get another prize.
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Post by Commando on May 10, 2004 13:50:09 GMT -5
*puts in quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on May 11, 2004 8:50:41 GMT -5
Commando gets a live fish (salmon) from the slot
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Post by Commando on May 11, 2004 17:27:34 GMT -5
*Runs to nearby stream*
*Throws salmon in*
*puts in 3 quarters*
*sighs*
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2004 6:59:48 GMT -5
Commando gets a book entitled "Stress and you" from the slot
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Post by DuelMaster on May 12, 2004 7:22:59 GMT -5
*Looks at the weird machine*
What the heck........this could proove beneficial.......
*Inserts a dollar bill since it is all he has*
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Post by TheGamePro on May 12, 2004 7:43:03 GMT -5
*Reaches into pocket and inserts a dime*
It's all I have so I had better get a prize.
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Post by TommyVercetti on May 12, 2004 7:46:06 GMT -5
This is a pretty neat topic. I've been getting some good prizes so far. I'll probably post on this topic for a while.
*Inserts a $5 bill into the machine*
That should get me a good prize.
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Post by GameMaster5000 on May 12, 2004 7:47:53 GMT -5
Interesting topic.......
I think I'll give it a shot.
How's about I insert this $1 dollar bill?
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Post by battlemeister on May 12, 2004 7:52:41 GMT -5
*Inserts a quarter*
Weird but oh what the heck. I might as well try this topic out.
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2004 7:55:37 GMT -5
DuelMaster gets a pencil from the slot
TheGamePro gets a box of magnum rounds (full) from the slot
TommyVercetti gets a shower cap from the slot
GameMaster5000 gets a Gamepro magazine for april 2004 from the slot
battlemeister gets a notebook from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on May 12, 2004 8:31:21 GMT -5
*stuffs liver sandwich into the slot along with a quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2004 8:42:15 GMT -5
The machine spits the liver sandwich back out of the coin slot. Da Bomb dodges and the sandwich lands in a trash dumpster.
DaBomb gets a piece of paper that reads "Congradulations DaBomb. You have won a jackpot prize. You will get one million videogames."
Suddenly the machine starts spitting out video game cartridges until exactly one million are dispenced.
DaBomb gets one million (1,000,000) copies of E.T. for the Atari console. (Yes. The very same game that was buried in huge quantities out in the desert. But now you have 1 million copies of E.T.)
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