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Post by Kid Game on May 20, 2004 8:35:12 GMT -5
Merlin2592 gets a piece of paper that says "I don't know what cards are in that pack of magic cards. Why dont you open it and find out?" from the slot.
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Post by Commando on May 20, 2004 13:50:39 GMT -5
Pokemon!? Why me!
*Goes off and cries*
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Post by JeanLuc on May 20, 2004 17:50:57 GMT -5
*inserts $20 amongst the chaos*
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Post by Kid Game on May 21, 2004 10:57:07 GMT -5
JeanLuc gets a rubber duck from the slot Jeanluc also gets a $5 dollar bill from the slot and a quarter and a dime from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on May 21, 2004 11:09:16 GMT -5
*inserts the remaining 999, 900 dollars (or so) that he has (all in quarters)*
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Post by Kid Game on May 21, 2004 11:16:02 GMT -5
But the machine jams and is overloaded at the massive deposit of $999, 900 money. The machine lets out a cloud of smoke in the back signifiying that the machine is definitly overloaded. Suddenly the machine eats all of the money and gives DaBomb a prize.
DaBomb gets a sign that reads "No Smoking. Thank you." from the slot
The machine eats $999,899 of the dollars that DaBomb inserted. The machine accepted just ONE DOLLAR and gave him a no smoking sign.
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Post by Pumster on May 21, 2004 14:03:47 GMT -5
oops i crapped myself time to insert a quarter oops this is plastic action-sequence-star inserts quarter action-sequence-star
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Post by Kid Game on May 21, 2004 14:10:02 GMT -5
Pumster gets a copy of Soul Calibur for Dreamcast from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on May 22, 2004 13:18:46 GMT -5
*bangs head on machine*
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Post by Commando on May 22, 2004 13:32:05 GMT -5
*throws rock at machine*
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Post by DaBomb on May 22, 2004 19:22:35 GMT -5
*begins kicking the machine*
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Post by Kid Game on May 22, 2004 20:30:46 GMT -5
A hole in the wall opens up revealing a big sharp blended. DaBomb bangs his head in and his head gets all cut up.
The rock falls short by an unseen force. A gigantic cannon appears from on top of the machine and fires at Commando.
A big giant steel toed boot on a metal pole appears from the side of the machine and kicks DaBomb to kingdom come!
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Post by TommyVercetti on May 23, 2004 17:54:03 GMT -5
It looks like its a bad idea to threaten the machine or attack it. Luckily I have no intention on doing so- yet.
Anyways I'll insert another quarter.
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Post by Commando on May 23, 2004 18:55:25 GMT -5
*gets blown apart*
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Post by lifebaka on May 23, 2004 19:35:56 GMT -5
Me too!
*inserts quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on May 24, 2004 6:39:04 GMT -5
*TommyVercetti gets a can of baked beans from the slot *lifebaka gets a bottle of peach snapple from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on May 24, 2004 9:28:56 GMT -5
*respawns in Fort Knox* *sells gold* *inserts quarter into the machine*
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Post by Commando on May 24, 2004 16:57:30 GMT -5
*Respawns in Iraq*
*Sees Al-Sadir(whatever that shi'ite radicals face is) giving a speech*
*Snaps Al-Sadirs neck and shoots his followers*
*Sticks coalition flag into Al-Sadirs dead body*
*Borrows American harrier and shoots a missle at vending machine*
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Post by Kid Game on May 24, 2004 17:02:12 GMT -5
*DaBomb gets a solid 24k gold quarter from the slot
The vending machine activates a special reflective shield. The missile hits the shield but bounces back at the person who fired it.
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Post by Commando on May 24, 2004 17:41:38 GMT -5
*jet blows up*
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