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Post by Kid Game on Sept 12, 2004 14:02:45 GMT -5
Merlin the security guard walks over to DaBomb and slaps him in the face.
Merlin- Listen buster you aint even drunk. Now get over to that bar and start drinking if you want some booze or get out of this bar. We don't need people like you in here.
New Drinks Available- Wild Turkey (I think its some kind of whiskey), Southern Comfort (Im sure most people have heard of this)
Drinks menu- (Right now we only have bottled alcoholic beverages. We don't have any drafts yet as our machine is not hooked up yet.)
Budweiser - $2.50
Bud Lite - $2.25
Coors - $3.50
Corona - $4.99
Jack Daniels - $6.99
Jim Bean - $6.75
Mike's Hard Lemonade - $6.25
Southern Comfort - $6.25
Yuengling - $5.99
Wild Turkey - $5.49
New Food Available- Porterhouse Steak
Food Menu- (Remember items are limited as we just opened up so we only have a few items but we will have more really soon.)
Cheeseburger - $4.99
Fried Chicken - $5.99 for 4 pieces
Hamburger - $3.99
Hotdog - $3.50
Lasagna - $5.79
Macaroni & Cheese - $6.99
Pork Chops - $4.99
Porterhouse Steak - $8.50
T-Bone Steak - $8.99
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Sept 12, 2004 21:15:34 GMT -5
*Walks into the bar & grill and sits at the bar*
Gimme a porterhouse steak well done and some southen comfort please. Oh heres 20 bucks keep the change.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 13, 2004 17:49:48 GMT -5
I'll take a burger.
*hands over $5*
*eats it*
Wouh!
Their wuz alcohaul in their!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 13, 2004 17:53:10 GMT -5
It mak me lik teh hopy pilz.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 13, 2004 17:54:11 GMT -5
Yu! Bor goy! U gut N E sooberin' stif?
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 15, 2004 17:46:15 GMT -5
*Gives serious sam his food and takes the money from him*
Bartender- Whoa dude you must have serious problems if you get drunk just from eating a hamburger. I don't think you can handle this place sir. I think you should leave now. It would be in everyones best interest.
New Drink Available- Grey Goose Vodka
Drinks menu- (Right now we only have bottled alcoholic beverages. We don't have any drafts yet as our machine is not hooked up yet.)
Budweiser - $2.50
Bud Lite - $2.25
Coors - $3.50
Corona - $4.99
Grey Goose Vodka - $5.95
Jack Daniels - $6.99
Jim Bean - $6.75
Mike's Hard Lemonade - $6.25
Southern Comfort - $6.25
Yuengling - $5.99
Wild Turkey - $5.49
New food available- Barbecued Chicken
Food Menu- (Remember items are limited as we just opened up so we only have a few items but we will have more really soon.)
Barbecued Chicken- $6.25 for 5 pieces
Cheeseburger - $4.99
Fried Chicken - $5.99 for 4 pieces
Hamburger - $3.99
Hotdog - $3.50
Lasagna - $5.79
Macaroni & Cheese - $6.99
Pork Chops - $4.99
Porterhouse Steak - $8.50
T-Bone Steak - $8.99
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 15, 2004 17:47:36 GMT -5
Wouh!
4 taking baer!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 15, 2004 17:48:52 GMT -5
Wut ded u sai mizder taabl?
I keel u new!
*fights table*
*loses*
U r a goud figter mizder taabl.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 15, 2004 17:50:02 GMT -5
Culd u giv I sum poonters?
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Post by DuelMaster on Sept 16, 2004 20:28:08 GMT -5
I've had a long hard days work so gimme some of that Mikes Hard Lemonade, and also gimme some Southern Comfort. And ummmmmm what the hell can I also get some Barbecued Chicken please?
Bartender- Yeah sure whatever pal. $18.75 pay up please.
DM- Sure. Heres a $20. You can keep the 1.25 as a tip.
As I sat down at the bar and waited for my drinks and food to arrive I watched the tv that was in the corner. A few minutes later a waitress came out and gave me a plate of barbecued chicken and the bartender gave me my southern comfort and Mikes Hard Lemonade.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 17, 2004 6:54:32 GMT -5
OK mizder taabl!
I new no huw two figt!
Me wil figt aul uf u!
*fights a mug of beer*
*wins*
Me no huw two figt!
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 20, 2004 11:13:25 GMT -5
Suddenly a bunch of motorcycles were heard driving up to the bar. They parked outside and walked in the doors. They spotted a drunk lifebaka messing with their table.
Biker- Yo get the F*** away from there. Thats my table. I'm gonna beat the S*** out of you punk.
Suddenly the four bikers ran at lifebaka and began to fight.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 20, 2004 18:12:57 GMT -5
Two bud fo u goys thet teh taabl gav I som ponters!
*beats up bikers*
Me thnk thi mizder taabl!
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 17, 2004 17:56:37 GMT -5
The angry bikers punch lifebaka in the face and then slam him into the table which breaks from because there was so much force and power used when lifebaka was slammed into him. The bikers all kick and stomp lifebaka then they take a seat at a barstool and order some budweisers and mikes hard lemonades which are promtly given out to them.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 17, 2004 18:40:04 GMT -5
DB orders some Grey Goose Vodka. He drinks down the entire bottle within seconds, causing him to become unbalanced and gorggy. He smashes the bottle in half and tries to maul the bikers with the sharp broken bottle.
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 17, 2004 19:15:13 GMT -5
The bikers are caught off guard but luckily they avoid the crazy man DaBomb's attack after a quick warning from the bartender. The lead biker punches DaBomb in the face. The bikers then drink their booze and drop some money on the table. They take the broken glass out of DB's hand while he was struggling. No one got hurt yet. All of the bikers picked up DaBomb and although it was hard due to his kicking and screaming, the bikers had dragged DaBomb to the back of the bar and tossed him into the giant dumpster. Once he was in there they closed the lid and walked back inside. One of the bartenders took out a match which he lit and tossed inside of the dumpster, then he quickly joined his comrades back inside.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 17, 2004 20:29:03 GMT -5
Kicking and screaming?  --- DB screamed, and quickly jumped out of the dumpster. He rolled about on the dirty alley floor for several seconds, until his hair had been put out. He walked back into the bar, picked up a snooker cue, and smacked the lead biker over the head with it. |
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 19, 2004 17:17:44 GMT -5
Life had gotten sober after hitting the table. He had went around, and had gotten a baseball bat from the store next door. When DB hits the lead biker, life follows up the pool cue with a smash in the groin with a bat.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 19, 2004 17:46:47 GMT -5
DB and Life team up on the leader of the bike gang, pummeling him and smashing various bottles over his head. The other bikers pounce on DB/LB, and begin smashing their faces in with pool balls and their shoes.
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 19, 2004 19:40:15 GMT -5
The lead biker was taking damage but he wasn't dead yet. He continued fighting back as much as he could. His partners of course did the mosst damage. One biker ripped the cash register off the wall and smashed it onto lifebaka's head. Another biker ripped the barstools off of the floor and smacked DaBomb with them.
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