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Post by TheGamePro on Apr 29, 2006 15:55:00 GMT -5
What the heck? Now how am I supposed to use this stinkin 1/64 inch scale model of a tank. It aint big enough to get into and it doesnt even shoot rockets. Argh. Ah well
Granted. Mana you get your 3 extra wishes. The only problem is they must all be used within the next 10 seconds, so you quickly run out of time and they dont work now
TGP wishes that he would win 500 million dollars on the lottery ticket he just purchased. It must all be in big bills so $100s or $500s or a big paycheck.
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 29, 2006 17:01:35 GMT -5
Granted. You win 500 million.
Unfortunately, the lottery ticket cost 500 billion, so you're in debt by a whole lot!
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 3, 2006 9:04:40 GMT -5
I wish DaBomb had made a wish.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 3, 2006 11:47:38 GMT -5
Granted a gun appears in Da Bombs hands and accidently fires off skimming his eye brows.
Mana wish`s for KFC fried chicken that is not poisoned, expired, flying, magical in anyway shape or form, or a bomb or an assassination attempt on anyone.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 7, 2006 10:55:16 GMT -5
Granted, you get a bucket of fried chicken. Unfortunately, it's been fried in motor oil.
Gwen B wishes for seven attractive, young, brunette, female strippers.
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Post by Kid Game on May 7, 2006 20:12:28 GMT -5
Granted. You get your 7 attractive, young, brunette, female strippers. It's just a pity that they are sick with nearly every disease known to man! They also protest against stripping so they make threats against you.
Kidgame wishes that it would start to rain Chocolate. Fresh, tasty Milk Chocolate. Made with the best chocolate ingredients around. He wants it to rain clean chocolate, tasty, NOT poisonous and not melted or anything.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 8, 2006 11:25:08 GMT -5
Granted Kid game gets his wish and it begins to rain Chocolate clean chocolate but unfortunately there are meteroites in the chocolate rain and there is radical lightning striking down random people.
Mana wish`s for $1,000 in USA currency that is not stolen or fake or have any kind of sickness`s known to man on it like anthrax. Also the money cannot be on fire or poisonous. Also to money cannot be in anything like a bag or safe that requires a combination or lock pick to open. Also to money cannot be drenched in anything or have any sort of writing on it that doesn`t belong there. The money also cannot have any chunks or bite marks taken out of it. Or slash`s or bullet holes or cut in half or cut in general. And it can`t be a photograph of the money. or a webcam shot ect. And the money cannot stink in anyway to the point where no one wants to hold it. And it has to be the money it cannot be a mirage. and the money cannot be in a rocket heading for the sun or any other place. The money HAS to appear in my open hands ONLY it cannot be in more than 1 place and have theft protect so it can`t be stolen by anyone. And I cannot be harmed in anyway shape or form. The Money can`t become a weapon that appears in my hand and takes it off.
*Mana stands there with his hands open waiting for the money*
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Post by DuelMaster on May 8, 2006 13:55:41 GMT -5
Granted. You get your $1,000 in USA currency. It's just a big shame that all of the money is in pennies and they are all covered in mud.
DuelMaster wishes that Mana would stop making such long wishes
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 8, 2006 18:32:26 GMT -5
Granted. Mana becomes a leper and his hands fall off.
Gwen B wishes for a small, cute, absolutely ordinary and quite alive ladybug. Don't ask why.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 9, 2006 11:02:30 GMT -5
Granted Gwen gets his lady bug unfortunately the lady bug appears in a cage with 32 pad locks and chains wrapped around it. the keys are nowhere to be found.
Mana wishs for his hands to be restored to the way they were before they went missing
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 10, 2006 15:20:37 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, for this to happen, your feet have to fall off. They do.
Gwen B wishes people would realize she's a chick. It's kind of obvious.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 11, 2006 10:27:41 GMT -5
granted people realize gwen is a chick but unfortunately that only lasts for about 10 seconds.
Mana wish`s to be fully restored to the way he was before any of his limbs started disappearing this time without any kind of cost.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 11, 2006 17:35:06 GMT -5
Granted, your limbs are restored. Too bad you're then attacked by a mob of rabid purple squirrels!
Gwen B wishes for five bushels of black cherries--you know, the really dark plump fresh ones. They have to be in perfect condition, and completely clean. Meaning not poisoned.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 12, 2006 8:42:30 GMT -5
granted you get your cherries but unfortunately a dragon swopes down and eats them
Mana wish`s people would start making better wish`z now
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2006 16:02:27 GMT -5
Granted. People will start to make better wishes. However since no one is logged on right now, nobody is affected by this wish.
Kid wishes for TWO slices of pepperoni pizza. The pizza must be hot and the toppings and ingredients in it have to be fresh. It must also come served on a clean plate. The pizza has to be perfectly clean so no dirt or anything can be on it. It can not be someone elses food and it can not have any bites missing. The pizza can NOT come to life and attack him or turn to a weapon and attack.
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mana
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Post by mana on May 14, 2006 21:56:06 GMT -5
Granted Kid Game gets his pizza but unfortunately it is so Hot that the pizza is on Fire and the ingredients are so fresh you can here a pig squel from ontop of the fire as it catches fire.
Mana wish`s for a bottle of Ice Tea that comes straight from the factory sealed with nothing that doesn`t belong in the bottle except for the Ice Tea. which cannot be poisoned or come to life and attack me. I also want this thing so secure so as to nothing can go wrong with this wish that I want a padlock on the bottle stopping it from being opened and I want the Key to the padlock to appear in my pocket.
And yes I do have pockets -_-
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Post by Kid Game on May 16, 2006 15:22:46 GMT -5
Granted. You get your bottle of ice tea. Unfortunately, the bottle is the size of a grain of sand so it's going to be tough to drink the tea.
Kidgame wishes that it would snow 1 foot every day for the next year
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mana
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Post by mana on May 16, 2006 17:48:36 GMT -5
Granted each day it snows 1 foot for the upcoming year. Unfortunately everyone will be burried in yellow snow before they know it.
Mana wish`s to be the winner of this game and have the topic lock immediately after stateing his wish so that no one else can beat him.
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Post by Kid Game on May 18, 2006 10:53:28 GMT -5
Granted, however everyone becomes extremely angry with you and soon an angry mob forms and hunts you down to kill you.
Kid wishes that mana would STOP posting something worthwhile. When he says post "something worthwhile" he means "SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!" not something worthwhile that mana is thinking of.
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Post by DaBomb on May 21, 2006 20:20:33 GMT -5
<_<
Hehe. Sorry for not making a wish.
Granted. Mana stops posting something worthwhile. In fact, he stops posting completely. Without him, the kidgame board withers and dies.
DB wishes to gain an extra 50 karma.
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