The battle thread of Infinitesimal D00m

[Merlin2592]

Oh I geuss I misread the post, I'm sorry.I'lll delete.

[Merlin2592]

Merlin walks up to Kidgame, and says Let's go,Kid say "Fine, but can I drive?" Sure Kidgame merlin go's to the position of the mounted gataling gun on the back, Drive into the forest, Merlin say and they drive off.

OCC:MARK MY WORDS:DO NT INTERFERE WITH US OR DIE!Or I could delete the post.

[Kid Game]

Kid gets into the drivers seat of the vehicle and starts up the vehicle. He puts the radio on a hard rock station. After there is good music blaring on the radio kid puts the petal to the metal and heads off towards the nearby forest.

[DaBomb]

DB lies totally destroyed by the jagged rocks after the fall. Thankfully, the riot gear had saved his life, but nevertheless his arms, legs and spine were shattered. He reached for his sniper rifle (in lots of pain) and managed to grab it with a bloody hand. He lay there, unable to move, with only a single shot in his rifle left. he waited for someone to come along.

[Kid Game]

As DaBomb lay there on the ground almost totally crippled and disabled with a single bullet left in his gun he was forced to stare up at the sky. He let out a loud gasp as he suddenly saw at least 10 of the 100LB anvils falling straight at him at high speed. There was nothing he could do. He couldn't get out of the way. All he could do was lay still and wait for the anvils to impact and kill him.

[SeriousSamIsBack]

Serious sam runs to the edge of the cliff and sees that DB now lays at the bottom. It looks like he is dead and impaled or something from several anvils. Sam reloads his tommy gun but seing as he is high up encounters nobody. He looks over the edge and spies commando so sam has some fun by firing a round of tommy gun bullets at commando. Unfortunatly almost all of the bullets miss because hes too far away but a few bullets hit his target inflicting minimal damage.

As I look around I spy an elevator.

Weird place for an elevator. I didn't see it there before but oh well. I walk into the elevator and press the button for the lower level knowing that it will take about 10 minutes to get down there. The elevator door shuts and the elevator starts slowly moving down. Some boring elevator music starts playing but luckily there is a cd player in here as well as a binder of cd's. I open the binder and find some slipknot cd's. I take the newest slipknot cd (vol 3 the sublimal verses) and insert it into the cd slot and press the play button. Some good music starts playing out of the speakers in the elevator.

[DaBomb]

DB opens his eyes and finds himself inside a small generator room. He searches the area and finds a grenade launcher and dual pistols, as well as ample ammunition for both. Instead of entering the fray once more, most likely to be killed within a few minutes, DB looks for a safer and more devious way to dispatch his enemies.

The generator is on the top of the cliff, and only 1 road leads toward it. All other paths are blocked by trip wires, mines and a special detection grid. DB looks at the machinery inside the generator room, and finds not only the power connections for all equipment in the arena, but also the controls to the detection and destruction grids.

DB scans the manual that was upon the generator:

The Detection and Destruction grid consists ohundreds of tiny sensors that relay the position of an enemy or ally to the central computer in generator room-B. If commanded, these sensors can explode and create a splash damage radius of around 3 metres. The controls for the D & D grid are in generator room C.

DB checked the room, and found he was in the C room. He decided to activate the sensors and to cut the power

[lifebaka]

...
That system is gonna get anoying
I have a question, Why is there nothing good on TV at 4:00?
*spawns*
Lifebaka has spawned in a strange room he does not recognize. He seaches the room and finds a box full of 200 proximity mines. He scaters them about in the hall way outside the room, keeping them far enough apart so that they will not set each other off with their explosions. He then sits in the corner to wait for the other idiots to run into his trap.

Note: The word other impiles that he is an idiot too.

[Masterlike Lord]

*spawns*
*ends up screwing lifebaka over as he dies, setting all of the proximity mines off and destroying the entire building, killing lifebaka as well.*


hooray for bad estimations!!!!!

[lifebaka]

You little f***er!

*spawns*
Hey, where am I?
*looks around*
Oh, I'm in the generator room.
I think I'll knock out the power.
*deactivates generators*
Damnit, now I can't see...

[Masterlike Lord]

*spawns*
Why is this room so dark?
*finds lifebaka*
Oh hello. You die now.
*Splits open lifebaka's head with a screwdriver and eats the exposed brain*
In the name of all that has pie in it, that was gory.

[lifebaka]

Masterlike said:

*spawns*
Why is this room so dark?
*finds lifebaka*
Oh hello. You die now.
*Splits open lifebaka's head with a screwdriver and eats the exposed brain*
In the name of all that has pie in it, that was gory.

Where did u find the screw driver? Stop killing me.

*spawns*
After spawning, lifebaka checks his surroundings. He finds himself in a densely wooded area. Near him there is and AK-47 and 10 extra clips for it. He picks them up. Next he decides to hide, just in case the f***er Lord shows up again. To hide, lifebaka climbs a tree. Hidden in a crook of a branch, invisible from below, he finds a stash of grenades and claymore mines. Lifebaka stuffs the grenades in his pocket, slings the AK-47 over his shoulder, and picks up as many mines as he can hold im one hand. Lifebaka then climbs from tree to tree, droping claymore mines as he goes. When he runs out, lifebaka gets away as fast as possible.

[DaBomb]

Masterlike said:

*spawns*
Why is this room so dark?
*finds lifebaka*
Oh hello. You die now.
*Splits open lifebaka's head with a screwdriver and eats the exposed brain*
In the name of all that has pie in it, that was gory.

STFU man. Stop screwing around.

[lifebaka]

Damnit!
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!

[DaBomb]

*picks his nose*

[lifebaka]

How to kill DB.......*thinking*
Maybe I'll just blow the complex.....

After getting far, far away from the forest, lifebaka finds a strange computer console in the middle of a field. "What the?" He walks up to the console. After a careful study, he deems it safe. When it boots up, it requires a username and password. Lifebaka tries Kidgame2001 as the user name and admin as the password. It works. Lifebaka now has access to the basic rules of The Kidgame Arena of Infinitesimal Doom! universe. He sets it so that all other computers in it blow up. "W00t, killed DB!" He then gives himself a bulletproof vest and a rocket launcher with 20 extra rockets. Then, so as not to anger the god of the arena, he resets the settings to normal.

[DaBomb]

*appears by cess and blows his head off*
*steals brand new bullet proof vest*
*walks off*

[lifebaka]

W00t u killed cess!

[DaBomb]

*sees lifebaka*
*kills him with a snap of his fingers*
Ha.

[lifebaka]

U can't do that, I reset the settings.