Choose Your Own Adventure (Twisted Metal)

[DaBomb]

Option 1. Let them fight it out.

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

You begin to cruise around the arena, watching everyone else fight. Most of the other vehicles had taken some damage by now but nothing major. Hopefully DB's new looking skyline wouldn't attract any attention.

DB had made his way over to the bleachers to see if there were any power ups behind it. The bleachers would provide a decent view of the field, plus excellent cover from oncoming vehicles.

He drove around back but found no weapon pick ups. Either none spawned back here or someone took them already. For some reason DB began to get the feeling he was being watched. He looked behind him but saw nothing. He continued forward and then heard what sounded like an ice cream song playing in the background. In his rear view mirror he saw what looked like an ice cream truck, but it was still far away.

Option 1: Turn around and fight the ice cream truck
Option 2: Ignore it. Just keep going forwards with what you were doing.
Option 3: Park your vehicle. Look back and see if that really is Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck.

[DaBomb]

Option 1 again!

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

Despite having heard many gruesome rumors about Sweet Tooth, you decide to turn around and fight him. However behind the bleachers is a rather small area so you have difficulty turning around. Eventually after several minutes you have turned around. Unfortunatly you are now staring face to face with the clown. He has a scary looking mask on and appears to be laughing. For the moment, you both stare at each other. Who would make the first move?
"So, you're my next victim. It's a pity your so young and that I have to kill you. I suppose thats good though since you young ones always have so much fight in you. I'm going to enjoy killing you little boy." Sweet Tooth said.
He then began to laugh uncontrollably but the regained focus. Both Sweet Tooth and DB were not moving. They were staring at each other as if waiting for the other to make a move.

Option 1: You must make the first move! Start firing those power missiles you have saved up.
Option 2: Let him make the first move. Just stay still and let him shoot at you.
Option 3: Drop out of the tournament. Your too scared to fight some mass murderer such as Sweet Tooth.

[battlemeister]

Hey hey dont leave me out of this. I want in! Hmmm now what car should I use?

Car- Hummer H3
Acceleration- 4
Speed- 8
Handling- 9
Armor- 8
Special- 7 .Shock missile. Moderate homing ability. When fired it goes after the closest vehicle. It has mild impact damage. When it does hit, it shocks the target vehicle with electricity.

[DaBomb]

Hmm. Option 1. DB presses several buttons, and missiles fly from his car.

[SeriousSamIsBack]

Option 1.

Sam noticed that both cars were pretty close to each other. It looked like the drivers were now arguing about something. Sam carefully maneuvered his jeep closer to a small hill overlooking the 2 cars. He had found a mortar pickup and decided this was the time to use it. He launched the mortar which landed on top of 1 car seriously damaging it. The second car took a bunch of splash damage. He then backed up and hid out of sight, hoping that the cars wouldnt come looking to see where the mortar came from.

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

You press buttons rapidly to attack sweet tooth. He seems to know what your doing and begins firing back at you almost as fast. First off your power missiles fly out. Most miss but one hits him which makes him spin out and he then runs over a garbage can spewing trash all over your windshield. Since you are moving pretty fast though it all falls off. He managed to hit you with a homing missile and a ricochet. He then turns around and suddenly you hear that eerie laughter. That can only mean that he is preparing to use his special attack.
(Car health- 115/125)

Option 1: Continue fighting sweet tooth. You can't back down now!
Option 2: His special might be too powerful. Better drive away fast before he attacks again.
Option 3: Pray to god for a miracle to happen. You know you are doomed now.



SeriousSamIsBack

You fire a mortar which seriously damages one car and injures another in the splash damage. You hide behind some giant metal containers. The 2 cars look up at your location but don't see you or anything. They are smart and know that mortar rockets dont just come out of nowheres. The two cars drivers talk for a moment and then decided to team up. They drive up and begin to search the area looking for you.

Option 1: Try to drive behind them and attack their exposed rear.
Option 2: Meet them head on!
Option 3: Drive away and FAST!
Option 4: Sit there and pray that they don't see you

[DaBomb]

Option 2.

[SeriousSamIsBack]

Option 1.

Sam decides to take the opportunity to attack from the rear. He manages to get into position. He presses the fire missile button.

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

You quickly accelerate and attempt to drive away from sweet tooth. He fires his special weapon at you. Looking in the rear view you see a flaming ice cream bomb flying in your general direction. Luckily it isnt homing. It misses you by inches and instead hits the bleachers. However now the bleachers have taken damage and could crumble and fall. Luckily you get out from behind them and are now in the field again.

Looking behind you for several minutes you dont see Sweet Tooth. He was following you but now he isn't. You begin to get suspicious. Where could he have gone to so fast?
(Car Health- 115/125)

Option 1- Don't panic. Sweet Tooth probably went elsewheres. Go attack someone else now.
Option 2- Panic. This is SWEET TOOTH we're talking about here. He could be planning a trap.
Option 3- Just forget about Sweet tooth and concentrate on the other cars.


SeriousSamIsBack

You manage to get behind one of the vehicles and prepare to fire. However the second vehicle spots your ambush and peppers you with machine gun bullets, and alerting the other car. However you manage to hit the first vehicle with a homing missile. The other car turns around and you notice it is a Hot rod and it has a giant flamethrower on the hood. The other car looks like some old beat up hunk a junk. You think that the car looks like roadkill or something.

However it looks like the hot rod and roadkill cars are about to attack you. Big time.

Option 1: Attack them without fear. You can obviously win this 2 on 1 fight.
Option 2: Quickly drive away. You don't want to get burned by that flamethrower.
Option 3: Show them your tough by letting them attack you.

[DaBomb]

Option 2.

[Kid Game]

I seem to have forgotten battlemeister who posted...


Battlemeister

Calypso welcomes you to the tournament with his twisted grin. He asks you to choose an area you would like to start at.

Option 1- Garbage Dump
Option 2- Highway to Hell
Option 3- Field of Screams
Option 4- Football Field


DaBomb

You still don't see Sweet Tooth anywheres. You begin to panic and are looking everywheres for him. You just can't find him anywheres. Maybe he gave up the chase and is elsewheres in the arena. Then again he could have a trap.

You look back to the bleachers where you just came from. You notice something odd. There are tons of health pickups, tons of weapons and items and presents. You feel tempted to go back there. However thats where you last saw Sweet Tooth. He could still be back there.

Option 1- Go back behind the bleachers and get the health and weapons. However Sweet Tooth could still be there.
Option 2- Ignore the powerups. It's probably just a trap. They could be explosives or something.

[DaBomb]

Option 1.

And see, it's not just me that misses BM!

[Kid Game]

Errr DB, I have ummmm no idea what your talking about. Heh. Seriously though I see what you mean.



Oh my!
DaBomb

You carelessly decide to go back behind the bleachers to collect the so called weapons and health power ups that appeared out of nowheres. You dont seem to care that sweet tooth could still be there, nor that the weapons could be traps. Unfortunatly you find out that they are indeed traps.

As you drive closer to the supposed health and weapon pickups, they explode. Apparently they are proximity mines disguised as normal weapons. They all happen to detonate and inflict a bit of damage to your car.

Just when you think things can't get worse, they do. There was also a giant dumpster back behind the bleachers. Sure enough sweet tooth's ice cream truck drives out behind it and spots you. You hear sweet tooth laugh as he sees that you fell into his trap.

"Well well well what have we here. It appears that someone got too curious when they saw weapon pickups appear where they don't normall spawn. As you know, curiosity killed the cat and now it's going to kill you. Ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha!" Sweet Tooth says and laughs for a few seconds. Obviously this is bad.
Car health- 90/125

Option 1: Just sit there frozen in fear.
Option 2: Immediatly shift to reverse and floor it out of there. You don't want to be in close quarters with sweet tooth.
Option 3: Hit him with a freeze missile and pound on him with missiles.

[DaBomb]

Option 3!

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

Before sweet tooth can even attack you, you promptly shoot a freeze missile which hits and immobilizes him for several moments. You then press a button to launch all of your missiles at the clowns car. Numerous fire missiles, Homing missiles, power missiles, Mortars, napalms, ricochets impact into Sweet Tooth. The constant attacks within a 3 second time frame really beat up on sweet tooths truck which was seriously damaged afterwards. The truck was so damaged that it looked like it wouldn't last much longer. Worse, Sweet Tooth was fuming mad at the insane amount of damage he had taken and was most likely going to get revenge once the freeze missile wore off.
DB's car health- 90/125

Option 1: Don't let up. Finish him off with your Special Attack before the freeze missile wears off.
Option 2: You are feeling sorry for attacking Sweet Tooth. Turn around and get out of there.
Option 3: Wait for the freeze missile to wear off and then have a fair showdown against the ice cream truck.

[DaBomb]

Pft. I don't want a fair showdown.

Option 1!

[Kid Game]

DaBomb

You activate your special attack. Your vehicle accelerates to an insane speed and plows into Sweet Tooth. The ice cream truck takes massive impact damage and is sent flying up into the air several thousand feet. He is still frozen. Suddenly his vehicle stops flying up and begins to fall back down. You watch on as the truck falls onto a patch of land mines set by someone else. Two things happen, one a giant crater appears from the impact and two: numerous mine explosions. Your computer monitor notifies you that Sweet Tooth has been killed by your special. However you still have other cars to worry about so don't start celebrating yet.

You now have several options as to what opponent you want to go after now. Of course they have been fighting so everyone else has taken some damage now. However they have had plenty of time to stock up on weapons and ammo so you don't know what they are armed with. Of course you have to find the opponents before you can shoot them, after all you dont want to waste precious ammo, Do you? Also, you are damaged so you could ignore the others for now and search for health and weapon pickups instead.
DB's car health- 90/125

Option 1: Try and find Outlaw
Option 2: Try and find Specter
Option 3: Try and find Grasshapper
Option 4: Try and find Thumper
Option 5: Search for Health and Weapon pick ups. That battle with sweet tooth drained your health and you used almost all your weapons.

[DaBomb]

Option 4. I'll live dangerously.