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Post by DaBomb on Oct 10, 2004 18:53:50 GMT -5
DB sits inside the photo booth, waiting for someone to come by. He writes out a list of his prices on a piece of driftwood and hangs it up:
Picture of DB - $0.99
Picture of DB in Hulk Hogan pose - $1.25
12 Low Quality Prints - $3,25
10 High Quality Prints - $7.20
DB also hangs up a "NO REFUNDS" sign.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Oct 10, 2004 19:01:24 GMT -5
*Walks up to photo booth*
DaBomb- Hello. May I help you with something sir?
Sam- Yes you can actually. You can give me all of the money in that cash register. C'mon fork it over now!
Sam holds up a Shofield .45 revolver. It is loaded with 6 bullets and that's fully loaded. Sam aims the weapon at DaBomb's head and demands the money or else he will shoot.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 10, 2004 19:06:42 GMT -5
DB - I'm sorry sir, but I just this second opened up. I have no money.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Oct 10, 2004 19:11:21 GMT -5
Sam- I don't believe it. I want money and I want it now. Perhaps you have a death wish and would like to see how deadly my Shofield .45 revolver is when I fire a clip of its bullets into your head.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 10, 2004 19:18:59 GMT -5
DB opens the cash register, and shows Sam there is nothing inside. He empties his pockets too, but finds nothing.
DB - If I give you some low quality prints, will you leave? You are scaring away my customers.
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 12, 2004 15:35:29 GMT -5
Life was walking by when he hears that comment. "What customers?" he asks. "Oh, and do you take people's pictures, or just sell your own?"
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 12, 2004 15:57:48 GMT -5
Kid walks over to this new kiosk that opened up to see what the commotion is about. He sees some photo stand. There was no customers there and from the looks of things the owner of the kiosk, DaBomb, only sold pictures of himself and didn't take pictures of other people. Kid just laughed and walked away and went into the arcade.
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 12, 2004 17:08:54 GMT -5
Stupid DB. You put your kiosk too close to the arcade.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 12, 2004 21:28:10 GMT -5
My market sense in impeccable. You just don't know how great of a collectors item my photos will be when I die. But, seeing as I could do with some spare change, I now offer smaller and large size photos for $2.99 and $4.99 respectively.
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 13, 2004 15:35:43 GMT -5
/me is in arcade
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 13, 2004 19:21:36 GMT -5
Kid is still in the arcade playing some co-op Time Crisis 3 with lifebaka. Both of who are defeating terrorists easily and dropping enemy bosses.
Some stranger outside walked up to DaBomb's photo kiosk which was now empty as everyone had walked off. The man took out a cigarette and lit it up. He took a nice long puff and then tossed the lit cigarette into the small kiosk which after several seconds, lit the photo's on fire.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 13, 2004 20:05:16 GMT -5
DB dashes over to the cloaked arsenist, and rips off his cloak...
...revealing Darth Maul!
*DB punches him in the face, completely ignoring the fire, and a fight ensues*
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 15, 2004 7:45:30 GMT -5
/me is oblivious to the fight
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 15, 2004 8:22:53 GMT -5
Darth Maul pulls out a lightsaber, but DB hold a picture of himself to his enemy's face, and suddenly Darth drops to the ground as his eyeballs liquify. DB uses his coat to put out the fire, and tries to continue selling items (though his pictures are burned, and he only has film/photos left).
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 15, 2004 13:44:24 GMT -5
Wow. Them some mighty stong pictures.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 16, 2004 10:56:05 GMT -5
DB purposely sets of the burglar alarm on his booth, to catch the crowd's attention.
DB - Just to inform you all that I am slashing prices by 3%! You can now by you film for cheap!
Crowd - *mumbling and laughter*
DB - 5%
Crowd - *loud laughter*
DB - 20%!
Crowd - *confidence-shattering laughter*
DB - Free!
Crowd - *walks off*
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 17, 2004 17:21:02 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 19, 2004 17:43:54 GMT -5
DB is paid several hundred dollars for advertising on his booth. With this new cash, ne team up with the arcade and is able to set up the following deal:
Buy a 24 hour development for $4.99 and get 1 game token FREE
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Post by lifebaka on Oct 20, 2004 15:56:39 GMT -5
/me still does not care
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 22, 2004 21:44:05 GMT -5
DaBomb is suddenly distracted when a bum comes up to him with a few beer and whiskey bottles. The man is obviously drunk and mistakes DaBomb for a hot woman. The drunk bum attempts to kiss DB and then make out with him. DaBomb steps out of the booth and a fight ensues.
Meanwhile kid and lifebaka enter a special button to pause the game to see what the commotion is about. The time crisis 3 game was put on pause mode and password mode so noone could play the game until they got back. The two saw DaBomb fighting with a bum and laughed as the bum tried taking off DaBomb's shirt.
Kid ran into a nearby magazine store and grabbed several adult magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, other stuff) and ran back outside. He told lifebaka to go to the movie shop and grab a bunch of "adult" DVDs. Lifebaka went in the movie store and grabbed a load of 20 or so DVDs. Kid placed the magazines all over the photo booth so his customers would see them and think of DB as a pig and a filthy man. Soon there were playboys and penthouse's all over and pictures of naked women all over the place. Kid took the DVD's and taped them onto the walls of the kiosk and set some behind the counter and also put some magazines back there. He quickly grabbed a sign and a black market and wrote the following note- "New special. Free porno Playboy or Penthouse magazine or a Porno DVD absolutly free with any purchase of any item at DaBomb's photo booth." Kid put the sign at the eye level of the customers right on top where DaBomb wouldn't see the sign.
Kid and lifebaka quickly ran back to the arcade. They went back to the time crisis 3 game and after kid entered the password the two continued playing the game.
They laughed knowing that DaBomb didn't know who put the adult books and movies on his kiosk nor would DaBomb ever discover how they got there.
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