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Post by DaBomb on Aug 28, 2004 14:04:00 GMT -5
When did you think you were intruding and annoying me though? Because I can assure you that you were definantly not. Believe me, I like it when others get involved. Don't take this the wrong way: It was a number of things. You thanked me several times, and I couldn't tell if you were trying to ease me out of the fight or not. And then I realized it was your fight, and I may be intruding. Maybe you wanted to fight your own war. Finally, I couldn't find any flame topics. And then you left for summer.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 28, 2004 16:26:05 GMT -5
Well, I've been banned from Newgrounds for 6 days. Bah! I'll have to make another account now.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 3, 2004 20:46:58 GMT -5
DB threw down his steaming Uzis and picked up a set of dual Western-Custom, double-barelled shotguns. He fitted an ammunition belt over his shoulder and across his body, packed the shotguns with shells and procceded onward, avoiding the bloody carcasses all around him.
Out sprung several idiotic Iraquis with plastic cutlery, but when DB blasted off their turbans as a warning, they hurried off. Instead of letting them go, he followed them, firing on sight, until they had all been killed.
He noticed a retina scanner up ahead, and needed a way in. He grabbed a plastic fork from the ground, pulled out the eye of one enemy and held it up to the scanner.
Computer: Y helo thar.
The door beside the scanner slid open, revealing a band of ratatatatatatat (WTF...) troops.
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 6, 2004 15:20:18 GMT -5
As they continued walking they came at the end of a corridor and there were two doors. One was unlocked (what else is new) and the other was under a level 1 security lock. Kid wondered how the iran and iraqi troops were smart enough to hook up a level one lock. Kid tried to open the door with a level 1 lock and surprisingly, it opened and was really unlocked.
Kid- They have a locked door but I guess they are so dumb they forgot to lock it
Kid and commando walked inside the room and looked around. This room seemed to be adaquately defended. There was the floor kid and commando were on and there was an upper balcony level that you could only access from another room. On the balcony were 5 snipers. Four of them had rifles in one hand, and a bottle of whiskey in the other and cigarettes in their mouths. On the ground level were at least 10 Iran troops and 5 iraq troops all actively patrolling the room puffing cigarettes and occasionally stopping at a table and moving a piece on a chess board. There were also 5 security cameras scanning the room.
Kid and commando gasped. For once did they find a room that was actually secure with lots of "smart" enemy troops and lots of defense? Was it a room that would be impossible to clear and enter the next door? Yeah right as if that was ever true.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 6, 2004 17:37:27 GMT -5
The Westorn custom shotguns ploughed through the bodies of the ratatat troops, spraying blood over the floor and downing many stupid Iraqi/Pakistani troops with ease. When without ammo, DB spun them around his finger to reload them (like the Terminator did and proceeded to blast some more. He yelped as one bullet tore through his shoulder, and another one through his hand. He dropped one shotgun instantly, but while grimacing in pain, he fired blindly at the remaining Pakistanis, bombarding them with pellets. DB limped toward one live Pakistani, whose legs gad been blown apart. DB kicked his weakling pistol from the Pakistani's hand, and searched for a medkit. He found one, though it comprised only of bandages, and immediarely healed himself to the fullest extent. Though his arm was in a state, the bandages were controlling the bleeding, leaving him only one more task. He walked over to the final enemy, and blew his face apart.
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 6, 2004 19:49:18 GMT -5
Kid- "A magic lamp? What the hell is that doing in here? I bet those arabs dont even know how to use it properly"
An arab rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared and it looked somewhat angry and disturbed.
Genie- You stupid arabs have disturbed me for the last time. For your insolence you will pay me 500 of your life points and since you have nothing but life force I will take it all and you shall all die.
Suddenly the genie waved his arms and the spirits and life force of the arab troops came out of the arab bodies and went into the genie who became more powerful. The arab troops fell over dead as a doorknob.
The genie turned to kid and commando and became friendlier.
Genie- Commando and Kid game what a pleasure to see you two here. For helping to release me and defeat the evil arab and iraq troops I will give you both 5000 extra Health points, 5000 extra life force, and all the weapons and ammo you could ever need!
The genie waved his arms and suddenly kid and commando felt healthier. Tons of guns appeared as well as boxes of ammo. Kid and commando wlaked up to the guns and ammo and took what they wanted and said the genie could have the rest.
Kid and Commando- Thanks mr genie for the extra life and these guns and ammo. We shall use them to kill off all the terrorist scum.
Genie- Your welcome. Im always happy to help the good guys. Maybe Ill come along with you and help if you need it.
Kid put the lamp in his backpack and the genie stayed out ready to fight against and kill some arab soldiers.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 6, 2004 20:35:14 GMT -5
While on his onslaught through the building, DB found a room full of Iraqis, though they bore no wounds. No bullets were on the ground, and DB couldn't even smell the telltale odor of gunfire. How did these Iraqis die? DB walked on, finding more carcasses, this time with mant bullet wounds, and plenty of bullets around. He ran through the corridors, following the trail of carcasses, until he met up with 2 others, both Americans.
Kid - Who are you!
Commando - Speak quickly!
DB - I'm a British undercover agent assigned to detain ratatatatatat....that lamer.
Kid - Oh. We're just paying him back for crimes against humanity.
DB - Beautiful. Shall we get going?
From out the blue came batatat, the infamous 5th in Command of newgrounds. With him were 30 or so Pakistanis and Iranians.
Batatat - LOL @ u. Ur gonns die you kewel dued wannabees. Kill them!
Kid promptly shot him in the face.
Batatat - Argh! Teh gogles! Tehy do nothink!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 11, 2004 6:57:36 GMT -5
U g0tt4 h4v3 '1m u2e l337.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 11, 2004 6:59:11 GMT -5
Our mak hum bee un hopy pilz.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 12, 2004 14:53:48 GMT -5
The screen flicked back on. Ratatat was picking his nose at the time.
Ratatat - Eye H8 u, n00b. u go dye naw.
Kid - Shutup.
Ratatat - hOw DaRe U nOoB!
DB - Surrender now.
Suddenly, the TV displayed some of the putrid crap of newgrounds. DB, kid and Commando were temporarily blinded.
Ratatat - lol @ u. ur gonna die now. Gaurds, SmItE 'dEM!
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 12, 2004 14:58:49 GMT -5
Kid laughed.
Kid- Ratatat you can't even speak right. You are a big loser and you know it. Prepare to die!
Kid fired some bullets at the tv screen which shattered the screen turning it off. Several guards came into the room and fired their AKs but the team of Kid, DB and commando dodged. Kid tossed a grenades and then saw that the guards here were really stupid.
One guard picked up the grenade and looked at it. The guard put the grenade up to his ear and heard it ticking. The guard thought it was broke so he shook the grenade up and down and then put it next to his ear again. It stopped ticking. Suddenly the grenade blew up killing the group of guards.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 12, 2004 15:01:41 GMT -5
The group made their way through to the med lab, where some of the enemies were having their turbans put in casts, and their limbs replaced after their bombs had exploded. The group slaughtered them all, and looked for supplies.
DB found a bottle of laxatives, and pocketed them. When more guards came, he fired the laxatives from his shotgun, and the stupid Saudis swallowed them all.
Big mistake.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 13, 2004 17:44:24 GMT -5
*throws a pie at Ratatat* Lol! ;D
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 17, 2004 23:17:25 GMT -5
While their main enemies dashed for the nearest bathroom, the group of 3 ploughed through more rooms, though they were hit multiple times with lemon-curd jelly and the like. Meanwhile, ratatat was being angered by LB, whose constant pie hurling was covering his stylish polka-dot bikini. He picked up an assault rifle, and fired stinkbombs at his enemy.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 18, 2004 7:01:32 GMT -5
*turns off nose* I am immune to stinkyness!
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 18, 2004 13:43:46 GMT -5
They cut through their enemies with hundreds of bullets, watching detatched limbs and fountains of blood splatter over the room. It was satisfying to see the cracasses of so many morons, yet the group of 3 knew that there were many more to go.
Next up was the hentai room, where lameass newgrounds posters got horny to cartoons. The group blew them apart too.
Then they came to the mod's lounge, where a password would be needed to get in.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 18, 2004 13:45:42 GMT -5
*puts in password "password"* *door opens* That was easy.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 19, 2004 14:03:57 GMT -5
Inside they went, where they found multiple moderators playing twister on the floor. The group of 3 ordered them to their feet, and they immediately did so.
Iraqi - Hoo r u?
Kid - We have come to stop your organization from continuing ratatat's crimes against humanity.
Iraqi - Dey r know crimez! Dey are entertainment.
DB - Killing you would also be classified as entertainment.
The 3 blew the moderators apart, and proceeded on, looknig for ratatat on his golden throne.
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Post by l337vash on Sept 19, 2004 14:11:45 GMT -5
ow. that sounds like it hurts. *pulls out machine gun* kill iraqi terrorists and then we shall stop the terorists in israel
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 19, 2004 20:28:28 GMT -5
The group proceeded onward, and found only a bare room. Suddenly, the floors slid away, and the three fell down several trap doors into seperate tunnels. After several seconds of sliding, they came to a halt. There, they found hundreds of Iraqis with their weapons trained on their enemies.
Kid rubbed the lamp.
Kid - Genie, I could sure use your help about now.
DB - Genie?
Iraqi - teh genee is gone! He ca'nt appeer down heer.
The Iraqi held out a weird charm that prevented the genie from helping.
Iraqi- Kill dem!
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