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Post by Kid Game on Aug 19, 2004 22:21:06 GMT -5
*Drives up in his red ferrari*
*Spots commando*
Kid- "Hey there commando. What on earth are you doing here? I bet your here to kill that ratatat guy or whatever mr.idiotIAMAGAYTERRORISTS' name is."
Commando- "Why as a matter of fact yes that is why I am here. Shall we team up? He has tons of arabic and iraqi troops. We kill him and face the boss ratatat "BigFatF***INGLOSER" blah blah blah."
Kid- "Sure Ill team up and kill the @$$hole."
As the two are talking a group of three Iraqi troops walk out of a door smoking cigarettes. They spot kid and commando and raise their AK-47's but kid and commando were quicker on the draw and gunned down the iraqis before they could fire a shot.
As the two walk up the steps to the entrance of the building several arabic troops appear with grenades in their hands but kid raises his AK and shoots the grenades causing them to detonate in their owners hands. A soldier tries to sneak up on kid but commando shot him in the head before the soldier could do anything.
The two walked up the stair case and attempted to open the front door- only to find it locked. They either had to find a key to get in or break in and destroy everything........
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 20, 2004 12:56:06 GMT -5
As they walked into the next room they saw a few crates. They looked inside and found some shotguns, M-16's, a Grel90Chaingun, a flamethrower, and a rocket launcher. They take the weapons and ammo and distribute it evenly. Kid switches to the Grel90Chaingun which is loaded with a HUGE clip of 900 bullets.
As the two peek up from the crates they notice 4 iranian soldiers in the room speaking arab or some crap. They only had Magsec4 Handguns which were really weak and terribly unaccurate. There was also a securituy camera in the room.
Kid and commando walked out from the cover of the crates. Kid shot at the camera which blew up and attracted the attention of the iran soldiers. The four soldiers raised their 4 magsec4 handguns and fired all the bullets in the clip until all the guns ran dry of ammo. Since the guns had the worst possible accuracy of nearly all weapons every made, all the bullets missed. The iranian soldiers swore as they fumbled around in their pockets for another clip of ammo. Kid smilked as he mowed down all four soldiers with a few bullets courtesy of the Grel90Chaingun.
"Like a hot knife through butter" kid said as he reloaded his chaingun and the two continued onwards.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 20, 2004 15:07:32 GMT -5
DB was Mr. ratatat a.k.a. mr.idiotIAMAGAYTERRORISTS'. He loved pouring putrid crap over the internet. As protection, he had the following:
- 12 Iranian dudes
- A lousy computer
- Spit-wads
- That gay guy whose name I don't remember
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 20, 2004 16:53:46 GMT -5
*spawns*
*gets killed by a f***ing terrorist-lover*
Goddamnit!!!
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 20, 2004 18:15:17 GMT -5
We should form a flaming team and just get banned. That would be fun.
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 21, 2004 7:49:59 GMT -5
It would, yes...  *evil laugh* |
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 21, 2004 9:34:06 GMT -5
Then we should all join. I know Commando hates me getting involved though, so maybe not...
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 21, 2004 16:37:55 GMT -5
Who needs commando?
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 21, 2004 17:47:23 GMT -5
Blasphemy! Do not bad mouth our God!
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 22, 2004 14:45:34 GMT -5
okay...  |
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 22, 2004 16:40:37 GMT -5
Commando will lead us to glory. And if he doesn't, well...we'll use his UFGA genocide program.
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 22, 2004 18:12:54 GMT -5
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... genocide...
I like it!
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 22, 2004 20:52:20 GMT -5
DB was actually impersonating ratatat in order to spy on the enemy. He sat around a negotiation/planning table, in ratatat's attire, listening to upcoming newgrounds plans.
Moron: Let's do a "Start a chernobl" game.
Idiot: What about Pearl Harbour? We love killing Americans here!
Retard: What about killing Jews? Sounds lke fun.
DB: You sick people!
DB pulled two dual Uzis from out his pockets, and fired into the sick and twisted team of moderators. They fell from their chairs, blood spewing from hundreds of bullet wounds.
DB: You just got moderated!
Ratatat: (On speakers) Ha!1!1!!1. Yo, mr bomb, leik ha! U imp'd me, but I do'nt care. U suck. U dye now.
Suddenly, ratatat's evil posse rode in on their high horses, brandishing toothbruses and facial creme. DB proceeded to blast them apart too.
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 17:38:52 GMT -5
When do we start the genocide?
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 17:39:07 GMT -5
Soon I hope...
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 25, 2004 19:01:36 GMT -5
Kid and commando walk into the next round and spot several Iranian soldiers leaning against a wall having a smoke and talking about plans for later tonight. On the wall was also a security camera that seemed to be staring at the ceiling and was capturing nothing. Kid and Commando didnt bother to waste a bullet to disable it.
The two stood in the room for at least 5 minutes and the four iranian soldiers never noticed them. Suddenly kid sneezed and the four soldiers looked over and raised their weapons but they were quickly dispatched by kid and Commandos powerful machine guns. The two continue onwards but stopped when they found a few boxes of ammo in the room.
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 25, 2004 20:10:41 GMT -5
I don't hate you getting involved DB! As a matter of fact, you're great support ;D! Remember Gauntlet? You kicked his ass in my defense! Really? I though I was intruding and annoying you. As for Gauntlet, I kinda ignored him. Gala was the annoying one. He is such a wannabe troll, isn't he? One that thinks he is cool and good at flaming, yet he totally humiliates himself. I love that guy. XD |
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Post by DaBomb on Aug 25, 2004 20:12:57 GMT -5
You were the one who did the Gauntlet ass kicking. Then the mods got you.
I can't find any flame topics. Have a link?
On PotD there is only 1 person I flame (ihate-dmoney), other than the n00bs that saying that Cjay sells out on the Poll. Idiots.
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 20:15:51 GMT -5
When does the f***ing genocide start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I......need........to................kill...........................................
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 26, 2004 17:34:30 GMT -5
Damnit, that means no genocide after all... |
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