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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 17:49:54 GMT -5
Buy stuff from me!!!
Pies:
Cherry-$14.99
Blueberry-$14.99
Key Lime-$16.99
Cakes:
Small-$10.99
Medium-$16.99
Large-$25.99
Cookies:
Dozen Chocolate Chip-$12.99
Dozen Oatmeal-$11.99
Dozen Peanut Butter-$11.99
Paistries:
Strawberry-$5.99
Cherry-$5.99
Cheese-$6.99
More will be added later.
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 25, 2004 18:34:15 GMT -5
*Walks in and grabs a cheese pastrie and when the cashier isn't looking kid walks out of the store without paying.*
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 20:11:44 GMT -5
F***ER!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it is your mall....
I need security.
Note: Security cammeras have now been installed. Shop lifters will be shot. Exept kid. Kid will just be beaten with a blunt object and have all his money stolen. You other biotches get shot AND stollen from.
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 25, 2004 20:13:42 GMT -5
I own the store so I get free pies.
*takes a cherry pie*
*eats the pie*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... That was good.
I will get new stock every month when I actualy have enough time to get on here.
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Post by Kid Game on Aug 25, 2004 21:13:40 GMT -5
*Walks back in the store about an hour later and buys a dozen chocolate chip cookies. Kid reachs into his pocket and puts $12.98 on the counter and walks out of the store while eating the cookies
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Post by lifebaka on Aug 26, 2004 17:33:21 GMT -5
W00t I made money!!! ;D
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 3, 2004 18:54:25 GMT -5
Added to inventory:
Happy pill-$99.99
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 3, 2004 18:55:17 GMT -5
*takes a happy pill*
Thuy hopy pilz b goud!
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Post by TommyVercetti on Sept 3, 2004 22:48:23 GMT -5
*Walks into store*
Tommy- Ugh. The prices here are too expensive. I think I'll go to that other store down the street a ways as theyre much cheaper. Or maybe Ill do something else.
I steal on of everything in the store and then start running out of the store hoping that the cameras didnt see me and that noone will catch me.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 7:15:38 GMT -5
Tommy gets shot in the back 100 times by lifebaka's submachine gun.
"Idiot, I have a gun along with the cops. Qualified to use it too."
Lifebaka takes back the cash register. He then empties Tommy's pockets and takes what was inside. Lifebaka disposes of the body in some random spot that has not yet been taken.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 7:15:57 GMT -5
Also, we are no longer selling happy pills.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 7:17:03 GMT -5
I still can't spell though...
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 4, 2004 15:18:31 GMT -5
Ooooh a robbery!
*Stands around and watches as some guy attempts to steal stuff from lifebakas store only to get shot*
Kid walks in the bakery and buys some peanut butter cookies and hands over 12 bucks and takes the penny as change. He eats the cookies while watching lifebaka dispose of the crook.
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 16:46:37 GMT -5
See, that's what happens to idiots who can't read.
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 16, 2004 11:29:59 GMT -5
lol. Gimme a cherry pie please. Oh heres $15 bucks.
Kid eats the pie and watches as several cops come in and interview lifebaka asking him how tommyvercetti died and why lifebaka killed him
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 16, 2004 11:38:54 GMT -5
"It's kid's fault! I mean, isn't this his forum?!?" lifebaka protests.
"Tell it to judge, punk," the police man replies.
"I will. Hey, where am I being taken anyway?"
"Can't tell ya," came the response.
"Why not?"
"It's a secret."
Lifebaka uses this moment of distraction in the police man's concentration to slip his hands out of the hand cuffs and run back to his store. As he passes through the thresh hold, he hits a small switch. When the police try to come in, they are shot by an automatic gatling that was hidden behind a picture. Lifebaka then turns off the gatling and tell a wide eyed kid, "The Yakuza helps me funish this place. I think I'll put the heads of these idiots out as a warning. Anyway, can I get you anything?"
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 10, 2004 11:14:59 GMT -5
Hmm, I just saved money on my car insurance using Geiko, so I have plenty to spend.
*DB orders multiple items, and while LB is busy fetching everything, DB rips the camera off the wall, and tries to use Kid as a human shield against the gatling gun*
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Oct 10, 2004 18:19:04 GMT -5
While DaBomb is preoccupied with other things, Sam sneaks up behind him and uses his elite pickpocketing skills and takes DaBomb's wallet which is full of cash and has at least $2,000 in it. Sam turns around and runs out of the store.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 10, 2004 18:49:47 GMT -5
DB and Kidgame are mowed to bits by the Gatling gun.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Oct 10, 2004 18:53:16 GMT -5
Sam laughs after hearing guns open fire and screams of people dying. He continues running with DaBomb's wallet which he has now put in his pocket for safe keeping. He takes out a tommy gun and shoots at several mall security guards who have come to see what the source of the gunfire was.
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