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Post by battlemeister on Feb 26, 2006 18:37:04 GMT -5
BM decides to go shopping at the mall. As he walks along he spots a bakery with a big sale. He looks around and decides to buy 2 dozen of the chocolate chip cookies, 2 dozen oatmeal cookies, and 2 dozen peanut butter cookies. He hands lifebaka some cash and even gives him a little tip top top it off. He then tries one of each cookies and they were great. Apparently lifebaka was a great baker and knew how to make good cookies. Perhaps next time BM would buy lifes cakes or pies.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Feb 26, 2006 19:39:54 GMT -5
Sam wants to buy things for a random party so he buys one of every pie and cake and gives life some money for them. He also buys a chocolate chip cookie for himself to eat now.
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Post by Kid Game on Mar 27, 2006 20:47:47 GMT -5
Kid walks in and attempts to steal SAMS cookies....
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 1, 2006 8:35:32 GMT -5
Life, seeing the attempted robbery of Sam's rightfully bought cookies, calls the police. They come and arrest Kid, then throw him in the mall's holding center.
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Post by mana on Apr 4, 2006 11:54:26 GMT -5
*Mana visits kid in the holding center and laughs at him and moves on*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 14, 2006 19:16:31 GMT -5
Kid was annoyed that lifebaka, who was so graciously allowed by kid to have his bakery in kids shopping mall, had called the cops on him. The mall police put him in a cell however when kid threatened to fire them they promptly let him out. Kid then said that the cops responsible would lose half of their paycheck for the week.
Kid then gets on the elevator and goes to the upper level. Lifebakas bakery was conveniently located next to the upper elevator so kid marches in his store. He smelled something baking in the oven and life wasnt around. Perhaps he was in the restroom or something. So kid sneaks over to the cash register and attempts to open it. As if it was a miracle the key was in the register so kid opened it. There wasnt a lot in but kid saw a few $20s and $10s so he grabbed everything and then calmly walked out of the store with around $150 of lifebakas rightly earned money.
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 14, 2006 19:35:59 GMT -5
Sadly, Kid didn't figure in Life's security instalations. The chains over the doorway smalled shut, locking Kid in. Life comes out of the back with a fresh baguette in his hands, and proceeds to beat Kid with it. Life then takes the money back from Kid, places it in the cash register again, and kicks Kid out into the normal part of the mall. Life then proceeds to sit behind the counter and eat his baguette.
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 14, 2006 20:25:42 GMT -5
Kid glares back at life and then tries to act like nothing happened.
"Hey lifebaka I have a good suggestion. Why dont you come check out the kidgame arcade? I just got a delivery and there are a few nice new games you might like. As always they are nice and cheap so bring a few quarters and see if you like any of the new arcade games." Kid says. He then hands life $3.00 of quarters so that life can try out the new games
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 15, 2006 11:32:26 GMT -5
"Sorry man, I gotta stay here and man the store. I'm trying to hire an cashier, but it seems no one wants to work here. Something about me being scarry." Life scratches his head, then hands the money back to Kid. "You go play though, I'll bet you'll have fun."
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 15, 2006 14:22:16 GMT -5
Well life I have a solution to that. I might actually. Some company just sold me robot salesmen. I have not had a chance to try them out yet. Perhaps I can have one be brought up here and you can program it. It can be programmed to be a cashier and will do all the work for you if you program it. So what do you say? Care to test the robot salesman out here so you can try some of the new games at the arcade?
Oh and we need to open up new stores. Shopping malls are supposed to have lots of stores. This mall of mine only has the Gamestop, DB's Photo Booth, Lifebaka's bakery, and the Arcade. We need a few more stores in here to attract customers. Maybe if this test run of the robot salesmen work we could open up some more stores and have the robots help run them for us.
Oh and you can keep these $3 of quarters for the games. It is my arcade so since I own it I can play all the games for free. But if you insist on me taking back this money its alright with me...
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 15, 2006 21:39:26 GMT -5
"Ah, I see then. I guess I'm keeping the $3, I refuse to argue with free money. And I would like that robot salesman, it'd make so much so much simpler. If you've got a spare, I'd be happy to have it." Life replies. "Of course, it'll probably take me a few days to get it programed right, but I'll be down as soon as I can."
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 16, 2006 11:28:34 GMT -5
Kid takes out his phone and dials up the leader of the Robotics division. He tells the man to send a robot salesman up to lifebakas baked goods store. Immediately the man sends a delivery man up with the robot.
Several minutes later.... the delivery man walks in lifes store while wheeling in the robot which was in a box. The man helps kid and life take it out of the box and then hands over the instruction manual, and then a programming guide. He then says he is busy and must go.
Since kid has nothing better to do he opts to stay and help life for a little while. While lifebaka inspects the robot and glances through the instruction manual, kid looks at the programming guide. It can be done automatically or manual. Manual means the commands must be entered in manually of course. Automatic has several functions programmed in and must simply be turned on.
(Ive gotta go now so dont post anything yet life. I'll post some of the preset-programming options later)
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 16, 2006 18:46:52 GMT -5
Back. While life glanced over the instruction manual for the robot salesman, kid read the preprogrammed settings and read them alout to life. There were good programs and bad programs. They could easily be activated by turning on the robot and going into its control panel and selecting the option (ON, YES) next to a particular behaviour that life wanted the robot to have. If life didnt want the robot to perform a certain action, he simply leaves the option to (OFF, NO) in the robots control panel. Anyways here are the preprogrammed options you could potentially choose from:
1 - Polite, Friendly Worker On this setting the robot is polite and friendly to all customers. Even if the people are nasty to the robot, it will be nice on this setting.
2 - Honesty On this mode the robot will be honest. If asked a question it will answer with truth. It also will NOT steal or take items that don't belong to it.
3 - Clean Store When this is activated and the robot has nothing to do, it will spend its time cleaning the store in any way. Wheter its mopping the floors or taking out the garbage, the robot will make sure you have a perfectly clean store.
4 - Helpful The robot will help anyone in need. If someone needs help choosing what to buy, or help lifting heavy objects then the robot will do it.
5 - Motherly / Fatherly Instincts This mode causes the robot to stop whatever it is doing when it hears a crying baby or kid. It rushes over and picks up the baby (even if the parent is giving the baby attention) and the robot will feed the kid. The robot tends to feed a baby with bottles filled with Oil and/or Gasoline. This is because robots run on them and the robot sees the baby as a robot baby. The robot will also play withe the kid, usually by picking it up and throwing it up in the air.
6 - Thief When this mode is on the rob the cash register when no one is around. It usually takes a lot of bills at once and leaves just a few left. It will deny taking the bills.
7 - Dishonest / Liar This will cause the robot to be dishonest a lot. It will also make up excuses and lie about everything.
8 - Pickpocket This will make the robot attempt to pickpocket people. It will be quiet when doing so and will steal anything it can get. It will also be dishonest and deny commiting the act.
9 - Troublemaker This will make the robot cause trouble. When noone is looking it will do things like put bugs and ants in the food. It will also sometimes overcharge people and demand more money from them for items. It might even just give everything away for free!
10 - Sick This cause the robot to act like it is very sick. The robot will go around coughing on everything (especially the food) and put its germs onto everything. It also coughs and sneezes in peoples face and refuses to apologize. It also never washes its hands or cleans itself.
11 - Slack off This causes the robot to slack off and ignore its duties. The robot will usually sit behind the counter looking like it is busy. However it usually has headphones plugged in and is listening to music. The robot also will read magazines and books (usually dirty ones it should not be reading, like Playboy, Robot playboy/girl, etc). It also will have the tv turned on to dirty channels regardless if it offends people or not.
12 - Clean Language The robot will always use nice language and will not say any bad words. Very considerate.
13 - Very foul / bad/ dirty language The robot will frequently use very bad words when talking to the customers. It does not care if it offends people. It also enjoys talking about sex and sex related things.
14 - Sleep mode When no one is around and the robot it not busy, it will go to sleep. This is good because it will recharge its batteries during this time. When people are in the store it will always wake up and help. Also if the batteries are very low it will sleep no matter how many people are in the store.
15 - Smoke / Do drugs The robot will always be smoking cigarettes or cigars. It will also do all kinds of drugs and will also try to sell drugs to people. It will be nice and polite, but people will probably not enjoy the smoke. It will also try to sell young kids and minors drugs.
16 - Drink Alcoholic beverages The robot will drink all kinds of alcohol and will sell it to the customers too. It will also cause trouble be selling alcohol to minors and young kids.
17 - Arguementative The robot will always argue with the customers. It doesnt matter what ist about but on this mode the robot likes to start arguments.
18 - Play games The robot will play all kinds of games. It will bring in video games and play those to entertain itself. It will usually ignore customers unless they get its attention.
19 - Alert The robot will be wide awake and will pay attention to everything going on. If someone starts trouble or tries to steal the robot will know about it.
20 - Tired / Depressed The robot will always be tired and depressed. It will always be in a bad mood and will bring the morale of customers down. If people enter in happy, they surely will be leaving your store sad and upset.
These are the main preprogrammed options. There are a few more but we did not have enough space to print them here. Just choose the ones you want the robot to have and the robot will have the traits you turn on. You can also program more options into it.
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 18, 2006 20:46:01 GMT -5
Life listens to Kid carefully, and flips switches 1, 2, 3, 4, 12, and 19 into the ON/YES position, leaving the rest on OFF/NO. Life then thanks kid for his help, and begins programing in the specific instuctions for the robot. First is the prices on all the items, then how to work the cash register and security system. Life then programs the robot to turn on the oven in the morning, and begin baking (we must always use fresh goods!), and to throw away stale items proptly. Life, then confident of his work, turns the robot on, and relaxes.
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 18, 2006 21:21:25 GMT -5
Kid had finished cleaning up the arcade floor and had dusted off the older machines. He had put a robot on duty to walk around the store making sure the machines were working properly. The robot was also there to unjam any coins stuck in the coin slots and to give change to customers if the change machine wasn't working. Kid had opted to go upstairs and check on lifebaka.
He walks up the stairs and into lifes bakery and spots lifebaka sitting down. He sees that the robot has been programmed and has looking around the store. Kid walks up to life and sits down at the chair across the table from him. The manuals were on the table but life was watching the robot, eager to see if it would work properly.
While life watched the bot, kid picked up the programming manual and flipped through again. He suddenly came to a page with a few more programming guides that he missed before. The were:
#21 - Violent / Hostile This mode causes the bot to be very hostile towards people. It will usually turn violent and attack anyone that bothers it. The bot will seem nice at first but anyone violating its personal space will be attacked. Usually talking to it (even nicely) or just looking at the bot causes it to turn violent and to attack the person.
#22 - Store greeter This mode causes the robot to give a friendly greeting to every person / customer that enters the store. It is always some nice like hello welcome to the shop (or whatever you program it to say to a customer).
#23 - Suggestions This mode causes the robot to give friendly suggestions to the customers. If they are having a hard time choosing what to order then the bot will give friendly advice as to what items to order.
Kid doesnt see any more yet so opts to talk to lifebaka.
"Hey life you know if you ever change your mind....this book says you can turn the robot off and change its programs. You can turn ones that are on to off if you dont like them, or if you see a new program you want, turn it from off to ON to activate the new programs. So how is this new robot so far? Has anyone came in to buy anything yet?" Kid asked life
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 19, 2006 15:10:26 GMT -5
"Not yet, but I'm fairly confident that the work I've put into it so far will suffice for the moment." Life turns to Kid, and then leans back in his chair once again. "Besides, I prefer a lot of manual programing. It gives you much more flexibilty in everything. I'll put some more touches on it latter, I'll take you up on that arcade offer now."
Life walks over to the cash register, and takes out $35. Life throws his robot the keys to the register, and tells the robot to guard them well. Kid and Life then walk downstairs to the arcade.
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Post by battlemeister on Apr 21, 2006 18:59:58 GMT -5
It had been a while and BM's supply of cookies had finally run out. So he decided to head over to lifebakas bakery and get more cookies.
As he walks in the store he sees no sign of lifebaka. Instead he sees a robot that was busy sweeping the floors clean. The robot had asked him if he needed something and BM replied with a yes.
BM told the robot he needed 2 dozen Chocolate chip cookies, 2 dozen oatmeal cookies and 2 dozen peanut butter cookies. The robot proceeded to put the cookies in a bag and then asked for payment. So BM hands over exact cash and takes his receipt then walks out the door.
He had nothing to do now so he decides to head downstairs to the arcade to play some games for a while.
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