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Post by Masterlike Lord on Sept 1, 2004 17:53:03 GMT -5
This is where you get the money for buying stuff. This would make the entire mall boring, if your boss wasn't a crackhead. The only point where you can't ask for a raise/bonus is if I am not sober enough to hear you.
Have a nice day.
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Sept 1, 2004 17:54:54 GMT -5
Everyone's salary is $5 every 7 days. (how convenient that thats when I die.)
Ask for money!!!!!!!
I will improve this if anyone asks.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 1, 2004 19:44:14 GMT -5
*sucks up to the boss*
Raise! Now!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 3, 2004 18:51:05 GMT -5
*shake boss by collar* Giv I $!!!!!!!! Me neds $!!!!!!!!! Me neds mo hopy pilz!!!!!!!!
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Sept 3, 2004 19:17:05 GMT -5
*looks like a blibbering idiot*
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!
Money 4 U!!!!!!!
*hands everyone a wad of money*
LAYLAOLAULALASLAULACLAKLA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!!!!!
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Sept 3, 2004 19:19:29 GMT -5
Congradulations your funds have been increased by -3 million negative dollars. Now kill Walmart!!!!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 6:54:31 GMT -5
O-K. Dye Walmart!! *kills Walmart* Nuw whut?
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 4, 2004 10:08:47 GMT -5
w00t! 5 Measly bucks!
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Post by lifebaka on Sept 4, 2004 16:45:54 GMT -5
... This place sucks.
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Post by Kid Game on Dec 8, 2004 8:21:42 GMT -5
The boss of the workplace (Kidgame) walked into the room to see how his faithful and loyal employees were doing. As he walked in the place was a mess. Papers were scattered all over the place and most people were playing games on the computer and several people were even drunk. This ticked off kid who began screaming and yelling loudly.
Kid- "Alright everyone get off your lazy asses now. Clean up this F***in mess now this place looks like a pigsty. I'm not paying you thousands of dollars to sit around and do nothing all day. Now get up and clean this mess or all of you are fired. As of now the annual office christmas party is cancelled and you can all say goodbye to your christmas bonus. But if within the next 15 minutes this mess is cleaned up then the party will continue and if everything is really neat and clean and this place is spotless then I might give everyone their christmas bonus paychecks. Now enough sleeping and idle chit chat GET TO WORK."
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Post by DaBomb on Dec 8, 2004 8:34:56 GMT -5
DB decides to make up a pointless conversation with the boss while his co-workers clean up for him.
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Post by Kid Game on Dec 22, 2004 10:03:04 GMT -5
Kid gets an angry look on his face as he slaps DaBomb.
GET TO WORK NOW OR YOU'RE FIRED! Kid yelled at DaBomb who was making a pointless excuse to avoid work. He had better start cleaning up because he really would be fired if he didn't work. DaBomb knew better then to suck up to the boss.
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Post by JeanLuc on Dec 23, 2004 19:44:43 GMT -5
JeanLuc walks in with an expirimental steel whip.
JL: Allow me, Kidgame.
Now, JL was Kid's bodyguard, and was extremely ruthless when it came to punishments. He raised his whip, and hit DB hard across the torso.
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Post by TheGamePro on Dec 31, 2004 20:21:56 GMT -5
TheGamePro was another employee of Kid's business. He liked the place although the benefits could be a bit better as could the salary and the atmosphere. Kid came in screaming like a madman demanding that everyone clean up the area. DaBomb made up a pointless conversation but soon got whipped by JeanLuc who walked in.
TGP was tired and didn't feel like helping to clean up. He just wanted to relax so he put his muddy boots up on the desk and leaned back in his chair. He took out a nice fine cuban cigar and lit it up and began taking nice long puffs and making smoke rings. He wasn't paying attention to kid or anything else going on around him. He was just going to spend the day relaxing and enjoying a few nice smokes.
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Post by DaBomb on Jan 3, 2005 13:48:29 GMT -5
DB says "Ugh. I'll bleed everywhere if I don't get this wound cleaned up." He rushes to the bathroom and has a cigarette.
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Post by Commando on Jan 4, 2005 19:30:58 GMT -5
*aims pistol at boss*
Raise it!
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Post by l337vash on Jan 5, 2005 19:01:07 GMT -5
l337vash uses his incredible powers of not giving a damn and sits at his work comp and plays quake 3 arena.
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 4, 2005 20:55:08 GMT -5
DB passes out in the abthroom due to the smoke fumes.
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Post by Masterlike Lord on Mar 21, 2005 19:52:34 GMT -5
I like cheese! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses mental magic powers to produce money from nothing*
MONEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DaBomb on Mar 22, 2005 15:45:55 GMT -5
*wakes up*
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