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Post by Commando on Oct 26, 2004 15:31:54 GMT -5
Commando is brought before the kidgame high court and pressed with the charges of not posting in a wicked long time. Kidgame is the judge. Da Bomb is prosecuting Commando. Lifebaka is defending Commando. Lifebaka brings up the fact Commando's computer broke, but that doesn't work. Commando is found guilty and subjected to................A YEAR OF TORTURE!
*lightning strikes outside*
Basically you can torture me in this topic for being a bad poster for the last 2 weeks. Have fun! And rememeber, I am not allowed to defend myself!
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 26, 2004 15:36:04 GMT -5
Ok this sounds fun!
*Throws a banana cream pie in commandos face*
*Laughs*
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Post by Commando on Oct 26, 2004 15:45:30 GMT -5
*gets splattered*
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 26, 2004 19:45:54 GMT -5
Commando, you come up with the greatest topics sonetimes.
*submits you to pounding verbal abuse*
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Post by Commando on Oct 26, 2004 19:55:51 GMT -5
The verbal abuse is too much. Commando breaks down into tears.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 26, 2004 20:09:55 GMT -5
DB rolls in a wheelbarrow of stones and rocks, and proceeds to practice his pitching on Commando.
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Post by Commando on Oct 26, 2004 20:12:22 GMT -5
Commando raises his hands and in slow motion yells NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as a rock flies towards him.
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 26, 2004 20:23:18 GMT -5
Kid walks over to DaBomb who has a barrel full of rocks and stones. He picks up several stones and proceeds to practice his accuracy skills by pelting commando with stones and rocks.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 27, 2004 8:26:54 GMT -5
After unloading several score of rfocks at Commando, Kid and DB stop, and check to check on him. His is bleeding and unconscious, but still alive. So, they begin filling his mouth with grass and stuffing his nostrils with bees.
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Post by Commando on Oct 27, 2004 15:06:18 GMT -5
Commando wants to fight back, but knows he'll be banned if he does. So, he lets the pain continue, even though he can barely breath.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 27, 2004 19:04:26 GMT -5
*covers Commando with mud and manure*
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Post by Commando on Oct 28, 2004 13:03:17 GMT -5
That's it!
*reaches for concealed pistol*
Kids guards see this and beat the **** out of Commando.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 28, 2004 18:56:31 GMT -5
*DB steps on Commando's fingers while the guards beat him to a pulp*
DB - I'm starting to feel a little sorry for the guy.
Kid - You shouldn't be. He neglected to post, and then lied about his computer.
DB - Yeah! He lied!
Kid - Then why are you sorry?
DB - I'm not! Hahahahah!
*DB treads on Commando's fingers again*
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Post by Commando on Oct 30, 2004 16:36:00 GMT -5
I didn't lie! My PIII computer broke! Although I was able to use the Internet with a laptop, it was severly s............l..................o...................w!
*gets slapped*
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 30, 2004 21:44:55 GMT -5
DB decides to prove that Commando was lying bu going to court. Kid was the judge once again.
DB - He didn't get on for two weeks.
Commando - Because my computer was broken!
DB - But you had an internet-worthy laptop, meaning you could have come on.
Commando - Twas too slow.
DB - There is no proof of that. And if it were slow, why couldn't you post? Do you not care about this board enough?
Commando - *goes on murderous rampage*
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Post by Commando on Oct 30, 2004 22:18:24 GMT -5
*starts blowing away security guards*
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 30, 2004 22:19:56 GMT -5
Judge Kid- "But even if it was a slow laptop and had internet access you still could have come on here right?"
Commando- "Yes but-"
Judge Kid- "Silence Fool! I don't want to hear about it being slow. No whining in the courtroom. If it was slow you shouldve still come on and posted."
DaBomb- "The judge is correct. No matter how fast or slow it was you could have come on here. You don't like this board? Is it because you are uncaring? Do we need to send you to a torture session? Or should we get a detective to interrogate you and get the answers?"
Judge Kidgame- "Those are excellend suggestions DaBomb. A torture session would be great. And I have just the idea for the greatest torture session for him.
Commando- "Kid don't you think I've been tortured and punished enough? I'm sorry for not posting. Just let me out of this dumb court and I'll post."
Judge Kidgame- "Nope sorry. I don't think I can trust you on that one Commando. You may be sorry but I just can't let a heinous crime like that go unpunished. And for calling my courtroom dumb gets you more torture."
DaBomb- "So kidgame what kind of torture do you have in mind for this wreckless rulebreaker?"
Judge Kidgame- "Well he is definitely getting a LONG LONG LONG sentence of community service. I think 30 days worth should be enough. Commando will get a months worth of torture by community service events and only ones that I approve of and ones that should teach him a lesson. Commando, for your first day of community service, you are going to a little childrens birthday party. There will be around 50 or so kids ranging from ages 2-6 so I'm sure you'll have fun entertaining the little boys and girls. Oh, and did I mention you are there at the party for 20 hours? And that you also have to wear a giant purple barney outfit and custume while you are there for the whole 20 hours? You have to arrive with the costume on and must keep it on the whole time and must leave with it on. And you will have a good time there and entertain the kids. Whatever the little kids do to you, you WILL accept it. If the kids hit you well theyre just little kids and dont know better so I'd better not hear any violence reports from the party because I can up the ante from a month and make it longer. So enjoy your 20 hour birthday party mr Barney commando."
Commando- "Oh F*** no. I ain't dressing as that S***. Forget it kid I am not doing that. No way no how. I am not embarassing myself like that because you said so."
DaBomb- "LOL! Great one kid! I'm sure commando will have a grand ol' time there with the little kids making them happy as the purple dinosaur."
Judge Kidgame- "Sorry commando but it is done. You ARE going there for 20 hours as Barne whether you like it or not. You are going to have fun at that party. Oh and did I also mention that these nice little police officers with guns and riot shields are going to be there watching you to make sure you stay good? Do anything bad and they have orders to shoot and kill you. At first they'll just use taser guns and stun guns but they'll use those handguns and shotguns on you. Have a nice day."
*Bangs the gavel down on the desk indicating that the final verdict has been given out and that court is now over*
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 31, 2004 10:10:28 GMT -5
LOL.
DB - Oh, and let's make sure all of the little kids have annoying voices, scream a lot, and are very aggressive.
Kid - Agreed.
*DB, Kid and thed police drop Commando at the kerb of the birthday house*
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Post by Commando on Oct 31, 2004 15:25:51 GMT -5
Nooooooooooo!
Commando makes a bolt for it. An anonymous friend of commando is in a house across the street and starts pelting the van with AK-47 fire, and Commando jumps out.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 31, 2004 17:30:55 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Commando, his thick Barney suit makes it very difficult to run, and also makes it very hot inside. Once the friend has been subdued, Kid catches up with Commando and gives him a few minutes of a taser.
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