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Post by DaBomb on May 5, 2005 19:58:23 GMT -5
DB decides to annoy Kidgame by giving him a vague prediction.
Kid, you will face difficulties in the future.
LB, you will apply to an online dating service and will receive many offers within the first week. Don't accept any until you get the 3rd week's offers.
TGP, at work, you will be injured by a nailgun. Suing your boss will fail, so I suggest throwing a brick at him.
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Post by lifebaka on May 7, 2005 9:28:30 GMT -5
Sounds good enough to me.
/me leaves
/me buys an Alienware laptop
/me applys for dating service
/me comes back to Hut
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Post by DaBomb on May 7, 2005 9:51:55 GMT -5
"Make sure you don't include the 60-75 age category in your search," DB advises.
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Post by lifebaka on May 7, 2005 11:40:01 GMT -5
No duh!
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Post by DaBomb on May 7, 2005 19:10:59 GMT -5
"And try not to include that you are the Idiot of Life in your profile."
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Post by lifebaka on May 8, 2005 9:58:59 GMT -5
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Post by DaBomb on May 8, 2005 10:50:23 GMT -5
*weak smile*
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Post by lifebaka on May 8, 2005 15:16:07 GMT -5
Okay, I need to try something. [glow=red,2,300]  [/glow] Cool. Anyway, sittin' 'n' waitin' for hits. |
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Post by Kid Game on May 10, 2005 7:05:38 GMT -5
*Hacks lifebakas dating profile*
*Unchecks all boxes*
*Checks box for people ages 80 and over*
*Logs off before being noticed*
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Post by lifebaka on May 10, 2005 16:01:41 GMT -5
Life looks at his hits. They are half from young girls, half form old hags. Confused, he checks his profile. Seeing the problem, he fixes it. He also sets a 39 character password to protect it.
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Post by DaBomb on May 10, 2005 20:01:25 GMT -5
DB "checks out" the 80 year olds.
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Post by lifebaka on May 11, 2005 14:56:34 GMT -5
That's just messed up...
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Post by Commando on May 11, 2005 17:47:02 GMT -5
A palm reading please...
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Post by lifebaka on May 11, 2005 18:49:19 GMT -5
Ooh, hey, how much does it cost to get lessons?
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Post by DaBomb on May 11, 2005 19:20:19 GMT -5
DB runs his index finger over Commando's palm.
"Ahh yes. You will watch a baseball game next Tuesday. During the game, you will buy some popcorn. As you reseat yourself, you will be killed by a homerun. I suggest you don't let that happen."
"Now, LB, are you sure you want to be my apprentice? It'll waste time until you get those dating offers."
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Post by Kid Game on May 11, 2005 19:29:51 GMT -5
Oooh ooh me me pick me! I want one of those palm readings. Here meet my friend, mr $10 bill. Now about that reading.....*Shows DB his right palm*
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Post by lifebaka on May 11, 2005 19:38:01 GMT -5
Well, it's not like I have anything better to do. And I am just a little rich right now.
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Post by DaBomb on May 11, 2005 19:38:32 GMT -5
DB decides that he will forgive Kidgame...at least for a while.
"Kid...you will recieve corrected grades. Apparently, there was some "confusion" and you happened to get failing marks. When you get the corrected grades back...well, you'll still have failing marks."
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Post by Kid Game on May 18, 2005 19:01:02 GMT -5
Yay! I knew I didn't have failing grades. Good they gave me a few more points on that test. Hey wait a minute....its still a failing grade. Argh I dont want a failing grade.
*Asks for a crystal ball reading while handing over some cash*
Oh great wise DB, will I ever get good passing grades? Or am I destined to keep getting failing marks on these tests?
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Post by lifebaka on May 20, 2005 17:18:53 GMT -5
*watches carefully*
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