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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Sept 7, 2005 20:44:32 GMT -5
*Drops money on table*
Ummm can I get one of those random predictions I've heard so much about? It had better be a good one though. I mean it. I aint called serious sam for nothing. If I don't like the reading you'll see why I am serious.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 8, 2005 20:25:35 GMT -5
"I'm going to cause you serious bodily harm in several seconds"
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 10, 2005 20:25:53 GMT -5
Using his newly acquired powers kid designs an advanced maze. It has lots of dead ends and a lot of signs telling you to go this way, when in fact you should go the other way. There are a few traps but not many. The maze is pretty long so it should be a bit hard to find the exit.
Kid then puts some money on the table and asks for a random prediction. How about a prediction about the maze I just made? Will it work or fail?
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 11, 2005 14:01:00 GMT -5
"I will recieve a stream of complaints that people disppeared inside. Perhaps you should remove the trap doors that lead to bottomless pits"
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Post by Kid Game on Sept 11, 2005 21:50:48 GMT -5
Kid takes DBs advice and removes the bottomless pits. He takes out the doors as well. He then adds in some non-lethal traps to help confuse people. One trap released stun grenades and flashbangers when you went the wrong way. This would seriously disorient anyone.
Afterwards kid puts more money on the table and asks for an updated prediction
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Sept 14, 2005 18:51:31 GMT -5
EXCUSE ME? Just who do you think your talking to like that? DaBomb, you should know better then to threaten serious sam. You will not cause me bodily harm at all. Also, I just got an M16 machine gun and 2 ammo boxes from the vending machine. If you attack me then I will shoot you. I must say I am deadly accurate. You can't stop bullets.
A bit annoyd, sam puts more money on the table and asks for another random prediction.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Listen, just make it easy on yourself and give me a good prediction.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 16, 2005 8:07:00 GMT -5
You are going to be punched in the face in 3...2...1...
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Sept 18, 2005 20:02:00 GMT -5
*sigh* This isnt gonna work is it? Your just gonna keep giving me bad readings and threaten ME? The great Serious Sam? Listen buddy, I mean enemy, I've had enough of your smart remarks. Time to teach you a lesson.
Sam takes out 2 shofield twin revolvers and begins to fire them at DaBomb
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 19, 2005 18:46:21 GMT -5
DB snaps his fingers, and Sam finds every bullet he fires was a blank.
DB begins to laugh evilly.
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Post by battlemeister on Sept 29, 2005 22:32:19 GMT -5
Battlemeister decides he wants a crystal ball reading. So he kindly asks DB to give him one, after BM hands over some money to the great db.
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Post by DaBomb on Sept 30, 2005 20:53:13 GMT -5
DB circled his hands over the Mystical Ball...and begins humming to himself.
"BM...I see you...and a Federal Agent...oh dear...you're going to be arrested for tax evasion!"
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Post by battlemeister on Sept 30, 2005 21:08:30 GMT -5
Damnit! No one was supposed to find out about that. Darn federal agents. Im gonna need more of your expert advice. *Hands over more money* I need a random prediction now. How much time do I have left until the agent finds me? Hopefully I'll be able to prepare. When he shows up Ill blast him with my gun.
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Post by DaBomb on Oct 1, 2005 12:14:49 GMT -5
DB hands back the cash. "You don't need a prediction to know when they'll catch you"
BM turns around and finds a Federal Agent behind him.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 6, 2006 18:30:31 GMT -5
*Waits patiently for DB to give him his random prediction* Scroll up a bit if you could DB. I think you might have forgotten about that prediction I ordered. So to be safe he puts more money on the table and asks for another prediction. Now DB owes kid 2 predictions.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Feb 9, 2006 17:35:55 GMT -5
Sam figures out that violent actions have no effect on DaBomb. So sam slaps some money on the table and tries to politely ask for a nice, good, random prediction.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 10, 2006 22:18:49 GMT -5
Kid: "You will enter a restraunt by the name of McGuppy's, and in there you will be stabbed with a fork by a random drunk."
Sam: "You are going to die some day".
DB shuts his eyes for a moment so he can recharge his powers. He also laughs at how he continually annoys Sam.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Feb 11, 2006 21:24:39 GMT -5
Sam doesnt like it that DB keeps annoying him. Apparently Sam figured DB was still mad. He then figured that if he was nice to DB long enough by giving money and buying lots of things, that DB would give him better predictions.
Sam starts by placing more money on the table and asks "Alright then. What day will I die?"
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 13, 2006 18:32:34 GMT -5
As kid was driving along he spots a new restaurant named Mcguppys. He thinks about going in.....but he remembered what DB said. So kid saves his own life by driving by the restaurant and ignoring it. He then drives back over to DB's hut and walks inside. He then puts more money on the table and asks for another prediction.
He then gets a good idea. Since DB's advice saved his life, kid gives DaBomb a tip of $100.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 13, 2006 18:45:55 GMT -5
"Seven days..." DB whispers, "...until the final payment on this building is done".
"Anyway, you will die in 28 years, 14 days, 7 minutes and...4 seconds. That is, unless you decide to avoid being hit by that bus. In which case you will die in 28 years, 14 days, 8 minutes and 5 seconds."
DB humms to himself for a minute, to help his powers focus. "Thanks for the tip, Kid. Fortunately for you, when you get your next craving for drugs, you will have no money to buy them with thanks to your generosity. And so therefore you will never take drugs. And will live a happy, happy life."
DB knocks back a couple of pills when nobody is watching.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Feb 23, 2006 22:45:45 GMT -5
Good. I will avoid that bus then. So hows about another prediction? Surely this money I gave you persuades you to give me a good prediction. Hopefully you will give me better predictions. Maybe even give me the power of world domination!
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