Kidgame Horoscopes

[Kid Game]

Come one come all and read your horoscope. Daily updates for all 12 signs. The great kidgame knows all and his horoscopes reveal all. Yes, this is the truth! There are daily free horoscopes for all. Or you can opt for a personal horoscope. Just opt to pay $5 and kidgame gives you a longer more in depth personal reading.

Aries (March 21-April 20)
There is luck in those lotto tickets. Stock up on tickets today because the stars say you've got the jackpot.

Taurus (April 21-May 21)
The stars say bad things are in store for residents of kidgame's kingdom. Large tax raises are everywheres. Pay your taxes on time to avoid confrontation with kid.

Gemini (May 22- June 21)
An arguement may occur with a sibling. Just keep your cool and trouble won't appear.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)
For some strange reason you are feeling mean and crabby. Cheer up! Go watch a movie. Dont take anger out on others.

Leo (July 23- August 22)
You are feeling aggressive after someone says something about you. However you should think twice about starting that fight with that police officer watching!

Virgo (August 23- September 23)
Bills aren't being paid on time. Your bills are past due and late. It's best to take care of those bills now before its too late.

Libra (September 24- October 23)
The weigth of the town is in your hands as a local store gets robbed. If you think fast you can deter the robber and be a local hero.

Scorpio (October 24- November 22)
It's a great day to go fishing. It's high tide and the lakes have been just stocked with all kinds of fish. Get some bait and a pole and get casting.

Sagittarius (November 23- December 21)
Tragedy happens on the way to work today as another car cuts you off. You don't see them in time and a big accident is caused. However it isn't your fault so don't worry much.

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)
A burned out light bulb in your house signifies relationship troubles. Buy a gift for your love one to repair any damages.

Aquarius (January 21- February 19)
You might have free admission to the aquarium but don't take the opportunity for a free swim with the sharks. They haven't been fed yet today.

Pisces (February 20- March 20)
Fortune will be yours when a long lost relative dies. However you inherit so much money and will be paid a visit by uncle sam.

[DaBomb]

I'm a Taurus so...ah crap.

[Kid Game]

Update time. New horoscopes for the day are now up.

Aries (March 21-April 20)
It's a great day to go car shopping. You'll find the car of your dreams at an affordable price.

Taurus (April 21-May 21)
An unexpected visit from kidgame will occur. You have been caught for tax evasion but he's willing to let you live if you pay all of your past dues and money to him.

Gemini (May 22- June 21)
It's going to be a cold winter so stock up on supplies now.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)
Don't bother with the lottery today. You won't match any numbers and will simply lose money if you try.

Leo (July 23- August 22)
You may want to cancel the picnic you had planned for today. The park is infested with ants plus there is a forecast of thunderstorms all day.

Virgo (August 23- September 23)
Don't rely on your own watch for the time. The battery has been dead for quite some time now.

Libra (September 24- October 23)
Postpone the trip to the zoo for another day. The stars say the llamas will spit on you and you'll be drenched.

Scorpio (October 24- November 22)
You might want to think twice about pitching your tent in the hot desert at night. There have been tons of rattlesnakes in the area and will slither into your tent.

Sagittarius (November 23- December 21)
You will play a round of golf with your boss. If you value your job, you had better let him win or else!

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)
You will get kicked out of the bar for excessive drinking and starting a fight.

Aquarius (January 21- February 19)
If you are feeling bad there is only one cure. Give all your money to a charity and you will become the #1 donater.

Pisces (February 20- March 20)
Attacking that military installation will prove useless. It's too well defended and will result in you either dying or being arrested.

[DaBomb]

DB is broke...so he still can't pay.

[Kid Game]

Todays horoscope for DaBomb:

Fame and fortune is yours! You will gamble at the casino and win a large sum of money. It is enough to pay off all debts and bills. You'll even have enough left over to do whatever you want with! Just don't spend it foolishly.

[DaBomb]

*goes to the casino*

[Kid Game]

I'm not gonna do all 12 horoscopes per day. Here is your horoscope for today DB.



DB's horoscope for TUESDAY November 15, 2005

Your trip to the casino was fair. You didn't lose but you didn't win more then a few dollars either. Donating money to that old bum on the street could prove to benfit you greatly.