Post by DaBomb on Aug 18, 2004 14:18:38 GMT -5
M. Night Shamylan (sp) has never made a scary film in his life. he should just stop trying.
AVP was action packed but totally retarded. The bit where they are being chased at the end is taken straight from Jurassic Park, for 1.
Let's expain why it doesn't make sense:
1. Predator cloaks are totally useless because the aliens have no eyes.
2. Thermal vision is totally useless because aliens do not show up on infa-red.
3. Alternate movement-based vision is useless for the most part because aliens can stay totally motionless for some time. We have also seen the predator has trouble deciphering the enemy from the background/environment.
4. The aliens multiply and grow at a much faster rate than the predators.
5. How did the predators learn how to make the queen lay eggs every 100 years? Did they just stumble upon the answer?
6. How did the predators manage chain up the queen?
7. Are the predators miners? Because they were able to make multiple mechanic devices and metallic stuff.
8. Aliens and predtors on earth ages ago? WTF...
9. How do the aliens multiply? They require an enemy host, so in order to breed the aliens the Predators would have to sacrifice themselves.
10. Director guy directed the stupid RE and the even worse Mortal Kombat. He should stop trying too.
11. I feel sorry for the guy who played Bishop. He should have been content Aliens and Alien 3
12. You cannot make an alien film without Ms. Weaver. I'm sorry, you can't.
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AVP was action packed but totally retarded. The bit where they are being chased at the end is taken straight from Jurassic Park, for 1.
Let's expain why it doesn't make sense:
1. Predator cloaks are totally useless because the aliens have no eyes.
2. Thermal vision is totally useless because aliens do not show up on infa-red.
3. Alternate movement-based vision is useless for the most part because aliens can stay totally motionless for some time. We have also seen the predator has trouble deciphering the enemy from the background/environment.
4. The aliens multiply and grow at a much faster rate than the predators.
5. How did the predators learn how to make the queen lay eggs every 100 years? Did they just stumble upon the answer?
6. How did the predators manage chain up the queen?
7. Are the predators miners? Because they were able to make multiple mechanic devices and metallic stuff.
8. Aliens and predtors on earth ages ago? WTF...
9. How do the aliens multiply? They require an enemy host, so in order to breed the aliens the Predators would have to sacrifice themselves.
10. Director guy directed the stupid RE and the even worse Mortal Kombat. He should stop trying too.
11. I feel sorry for the guy who played Bishop. He should have been content Aliens and Alien 3
12. You cannot make an alien film without Ms. Weaver. I'm sorry, you can't.
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