DukeMatch 1- Western World

[Kid Game]

Note that this first duke nukem battle is NOT story orientated so dont act like theres objectives to complete. This first battle is just some friendly competitive action against other members. You can post long messages if you want but keep in mind that there are no NPC's. In other words no computerized opponents unless I decide to add in one or two for extra excitement. Otherwise it's just humans and no enemy units.

Since the theme of the first battle is western world try to use weapons used in that era. Use weapons that were used out west. Not all weapons have to be from the west but there can be a few from the future perhaps one or two.

But anyways..............
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Kid was in some wild western town. He grabbed his .45 revolver handgun, loaded some bullets in the chamber, and holstered the weapon. Kid walked into a bar but before entering grabbed a box of ammo on top of a whiskey barrel.

Kid took a seat at the bar and ordered some a bottle of bud (i dont know what they drink out west and im not familiar with the history of alcohol or anything) and a cheeseburger. He paid the bartender $10 including tip. A few seconds later he was enjoying a nice burger and some bud to wash it down with.

Kid was here in the western town because he was sent here. He was told there were some bandits in town causing trouble and kid was sent in to kill them. So far there was no sign of trouble so kid just enjoyed himself until any hostile people showed up.

[DaBomb]

Da Bomb laughed uncontrollably as he poured the gunpowder from a hole in the barrel, and lit a match on the stubble on his chin. He was underground, in an abandoned mine shaft, that ran throughout the city. The gunpowder DB had placed was below the local bar.

There was no reason for his acts; DB just loved blood and death. So, he placed down his double barrelled shotgun, placed the match to the gunpowder trail, grabbed his weapon, and ran...

[Kid Game]

As kid sat there at the barstool drinking his beer he felt something was wrong. Yet he didn't know what it was. He felt that something terrible was about to happen as he had these feelings before.

Suddenly as kid sniffed the air he smelled it. He smelled the unmistakeable smell of gunpowder burning. It was directly underneath them.

"I smell gunpowder and its below us! Everyone get out of this bar shes gonna blow" kid dried out.

Everyone looked at kid but then they too smelled the gunpowder. Everyone started screaming and panicked as they ran out of the door. Kid was the last one out.

"Run. We need to get away from the bar before she explodes and we die. Follow me!" kid yelled as he ran in the other direction of the bar with the townspeople following him.

[DaBomb]

DB cackled upon hearing the explosion, and made his way through the mine shafts to a small weapon depository that he had been adding to for years. Now, when the police, or some brave idiot, came down here, DB would be ready for a large firefight.

He placed himself behind large, but empty shiskey barrels, and opened up a chest of weapons. he took out the two revolvers, and placed them in his holster, and slung a shotgun over his back. While he waited, he sipped a bottle of gin.

[Kid Game]

Kid told the civilians to stay back while he searched for the person who blew up the bar. Everyone obeyed but a few people grabbed some weapons and told kid that they were going to help. They knew that the person had to be around somewhere.

The group looked behind the bar and found nothing except an old weapon supply box. Kid opened the box and found some holy hand grenades as well as ammo for his and everyone elses weapons.

As the team went to leave someone noticed a small manhole cover not being used anymore. It lead down into the mineshaft below. It was used back in the days of the war as a quick escape route to the mineshaft or to get back to the surface. Kid took off the manhole cover and looked down. To his surprise it was pretty bright down there as several torches were burning.

"That's weird. That place hasn't been used in years yet now there are torches lit? There has to be someone down there. kid thought to himself as he had an idea.

He yelled down the mineshaft and said "Hello? Is anyone down there? We know you ble up the bar. You are in big trouble and we are coming to kill you sir. Do not resist but just let us kill you and please don't struggle."

There was no responce. Kid yelled something else down there and grabbed one of the holy hand grenades and readied it.

"Well if noone is down there or if you dont want to talk, here I have some presents for you. If your not there im sure you wont mind. Here have a few of these holy hand grenades. I don't need them anymore." kid said as he pulled the pins off of all six of the holy hand grenades and then tossed them down the manhole cover. The grenades bounced around going off in all directions. Kid put the manhole cover back on and smiled upon hearind several loud explosions via the grenades. Whoever was down there was dead now.

[DaBomb]

DB had heard a feignt voice in the distance, and had decided to run rather than here him out. He granned his shotgun, a bottle of gin and some cigarettes and charged off toward the mine exit a kilometre from the city.

There was an explosion behind him, one so immense that it caused the shafts to jolt and knocked dust from the ceiling. Still, the sturdy mine did not fall, and wouldn't unless the support columns were destroyed. That was it!

The mines ran below the entire city, and if they were destroyed, the city would topple and crumble. DB decided to kill his enemies in that way, so he soaked several of the support beams in his gin, set them alight, and ran. he arrived at the shaft's entrance shortly after, and used a coal train to make his way to safety.

[Kid Game]

Although DaBomb was long gone he failed to notice several key important details. The support struts were actually giant metal poles/bars and were about 2 feet round in diameter. There were also several sprinklers in the area and when they detected smoke they activated and quickly snuffed out the fires.

Kid and the team of townspeople were getting mad. Suddenly they saw the coal train leaving. It was weird for some reason. The train wasn't set to leave for another 30 minutes and here it is leaving very early ahead of schedule before it was totally finished loading up cargo. The team figured that whoever was in the sewer area was on the train and had hijacked it but luckily this was an all out deathmatch now. Kid vowed to seek out and kill the person that tried to destroy this city.

[Kid Game]

The bar had taken so much damage it didn't look like a bar no more after the big explosion. Luckily though kid and the townspeople spent days rebuilding the bar and in about two short weeks they had it rebuild completely. The mayor came and inspected the bar and after deeming it safe to enter, the grand re-opening of "O'Learys Bar & Tavern" took place. Everyone crowded into the new bar. It had everything. Twice as much space, more tables and chairs, an upper level, more booze and alcohol, a bigger variety of alcohol, and several jukeboxes filled with country music that everyone loved. Of course there was still the small private bar in back where people could sit and drink while watching nude or semi nude girls do pole dances and stuff like that. Of course this attracted the great Duke Nukem himself who walked in the bar that day.

He walked in and looked around.

"Nice place you got here. Looks even better then before when that bastard DaBomb blew up the place." Duke said.

He walked into the private area in the back and took our a cigarette and lit it. He took a few long enjoyable puffs then ordered some of O' Learys best alcohol which was given to him seconds later. He turned around and watched the pole dancer girls and smiled. He was enjoying himself.

At another table in the main bar kid, the mayor and several townsmen were talking about the criminal DaBomb. He still wasn't caught and was at large. News spread fast and DB had commited several more murders and blew up more stuff and because of this his wanted level had risen and the prize money for bringing him in- Dead or alive- had nearly doubled. They sat there talking about how they would capture DaBomb. Everyone preferred to bring him in dead but kid said DB should be brought back alive so that he could be interrogated.

[DaBomb]

Though he had enjoyed his days running from the law and killing anyone he could find, DB was becoming concerned with the masses of "Wanted" posters lining the walls of buildings and the longer patrols by the sherrif's forces. He decided to go back to his original position, where he could show his greatness by destroying the bar once more, even with everyone after him.

He saddled up a horse, slung his double -barrelled shotgun over his shoulder, placed two fine pistols in his holster, applied a fake moustace and used boot polish to colour his hair. Then, he set off for O'Leary's bar.

[Kid Game]

But what DaBomb didn't know was that the town had changed drastically in order to prevent another terrorist attack. Giant barbed wire and a few cement fences surrounded the western city. On top of the cement towers were several basic automatic machine gun turrets set to kill anything outside of the city and any incoming enemy troops. Inside the city itself the civilians had been issued Handguns and most civilians also had purchased Shotguns and several Machine guns and Pipe bombs from the weapon store. They all had body armor and helmets on as well. Numerous alarm systems were set up everywheres- cameras with small mini autoguns were set up and each camera had the ability to sound an alarm if it spotted an enemy soldier. There were alarm buttons on each building both outside and inside so that if anyone spotted anything out of the ordinary they could press the button and the whole city would be on full red alert with guards and civilians rushing over with their weapons to kill the intruders.

O'Learys bar had been drastically upgraded as well. The building had 5 inch thick metal/cement mix armor which was on top of all of the wood. The building was pretty much immune to fire now. There were at least 25 fire extinguishers both inside and outside of the building as well as around 10 alarm panels in and out and 30 cameras stationed inside and outside of the bar. Outside of the bar were around 50 armed guards. 30 had combat shotguns while 10 had handguns, 5 had sniper rifles, 3 had pipe bombs for laying a little explosive surprise, 1 had an RPG Launcher, and 1 had a flamethrower. There were also 15 more soldiers on duty armed with machine guns. Also before anyone was even allowed inside of the bar you needed to have permission from the guards. If they said you could go in fine but if they said no don't force your way in or you'd be dead. There were also around 35 or so automatic machine gun turrets surrounding the building as well as 5 rocket turrets and 3 sniper turrets and 4 flamethrower turrets. Plus the building was in the middle of the city. Anyone on the outside that wanted to get to the middle of the city and to the bar had to go through at least 1,000 people- civilians, guards, policemen and others, all of which are armed. They would also need to pass at least 500 different automated defense systems- cameras, guncameras, machine gun turrets and other stuff. It would be impossible to penetrate the area. And if an outside intruder was detected or an "unauthorized" gunshot was heard the alarm would instantly be raised. DaBomb would never get in the city. Of course he didn't know that yet as he wasn't at the city yet.

Of course should he try to fly in that would fail too- there were around 150 sam sites that were newly installed and they were accurate too. No aircraft could stand up to 150 sam rockets impacting into them. Any aerial unit would be downed. The city was now invincible. Also until further notice all entrances to the underground mine had been closed off and sealed shut with cement meaning no one could get under the city and blow it up.

[DaBomb]

When he arrived at the city, DB was dumbfounded. A massive wall surrounding the entire area, and guards stood all around. He had already been caight on multiple cameras before he even noticed them, so decided to look normal. He walked up to one guard, still with his disguise on, and asked for permission to go inside.

If he did gain entrance, he wouln't begin the attack until he knew of the city's strengths and weaknesses. He awaited the guard's answer...

[Kid Game]

The guard eyed DaBomb suspiciously. He wondered what this person wanted.

Guard- Yeah what do you want? You want to get inside the city? I could let you in. First I need to see your ID and I need to know why you want to come in here.

DaBomb (Handing the guard his papers and ID)- Here this is my ID and my passport and papers. Everything is valid and up to date. I was just passing through and saw the city. I'm just a weary traveler who needs something to drink. I've heard of O'Learys Bar. I wanted to try some of it's fine whiskey while I was in the area.

Guard- "Well Mr Bomb, your papers are fine and your ID checks out to be valid. However you do look a little suspicious. If you must go in the city to the bar then you'll need a police escort. After that bombing incident a month ago we've upped security and noone enters or exits without permission. Most people are armed with weapons to protect themselves and there are alarms and cameras everywheres. The defense system here is great and it is used to prevent another attack should that bomber come again."

DaBomb- "Well I'm sorry to hear about the explosion and this atrocious bomber. If I see him I'll kill him myself. If I need an escort fine. I've never been here before so I could use someone to show me around."

Guard- "Very well then. You will be escorted by a group of 10 heavily armed guards who will lead you around the city. Don't try anything funny- if anyone sees anything suspicious including you doing something odd the alarm will be raised and you will be killed. Don't harm anyone just be a normal citizen and follow the rules which you should already know."

Just then the group of 10 armed guards appeared and led DaBomb into the city. They gave him a quick tour before they went into O'Learys Bar for a drink. Of course the guards and DaBomb would have some whiskey and DaBomb had to show his respect by paying the bills and tabs for the guards.

One civilian though was sitting next to DaBomb looking worried about something. She took a sip of her whiskey and relaxed. She went and turned towards DaBomb. He was looking at her and unfortunatly she had a direct look at his face and realized it was the guy on the wanted posters.

Woman- "Help Help sound the alarm! This is the guy on those wanted posters. Look at his face it matches completely and these clothes he is wearing. They also match. Look at him this man in the bar is the mad bomber. Kill him now before he can hurt anyone or destroy anything."

One person went to the alarm and pressed the red button which sounded an alarm. Everyone in the bar raised their weapons at DaBomb and threatened to shoot. Then the local sheriff walked in.

Sheriff- "Well looky here what we've caught. It looks like a pile of garbage. A pile of big stinky trash. We won't kill you yet. But we will torture you and interrogate you. Soon you will know pain and true horror. Guards tranq him and throw him in the highest security cell in the local prison. Please hurry I want this rubbish out of here now."

At that several guards raised tranquilizer guns and shot DaBomb who went to sleep almost immediatly. He was dragged to the jail and taken to the maximum security cell. Escape was impossible. Anyone who tried to escape failed and was killed as punishment. DaBomb of course would be asleep for at least a day and when he woke up the interrogation and torture sessions would begin.

[Kid Game]

DaBomb had been caught and was in jail now. He was in a decent sized cell which had nothing but a bed and an old rusty toilet. There were no guards immediately outside of his cell because they were so scared of DaBomb. The guards and officers knew what DB was capable of and knew DB might try to reach through the bars and strangle someone. Luckily there was no way out that the guards could see and since he was in a dark cell, guards were posted immediately outside of the cell that housed DaBomb.

[Kid Game]

A guard walked into the room that housed DB's cell. He carried a tray of food which was gruel, stale bread, and some kind of mystery meat that looked like it was alive and moving. There was also a glass of dirty looking water. The guard dropped the tray of food and then kicked it into DB's cell. He then turned and ran out of the room before enraging the inmate.

[DaBomb]

DB wondered how he had been recognized even though he had not been seen by the public. Then he began to chew on his bread.

[Kid Game]

The food was bitter and stale and rotten. It tasted awful and DB hoped that he would not get sick from eating it. Suddenly, 2 guards entered the security area where DB was. They looked at DB and sneered.

Guard- "Hmph. Visitor for you, you filthy vermin. Make it quick don't take all day ya rotten scumbag."

DB shot a mean look at the guard, having heard the guards mean reply. The guards walked out of the room and a cute looking young lady with an umbrella walked in. She had something for DB.

Lady (whispering): "Shhhh don't talk, they'll hear us. I have something that will help you get out. This box has a hacksaw that you can use to cut away at the iron bars. There is also a Desert Eagle handgun and 3 boxes of ammo for it. I also managed to fit in a shotgun and 2 boxes of shells. There is even a box of 6 hand grenades in here. Use the hacksaw when the guards aren't in, then when you are out you can have revenge on the guards with the guns and grenades."

DB [whispering]: "Thanks but do I know you? This equipment will come in handy. Thanks a lot."

Lady [whispering]: "Names are not important now. Let's just say I am one of your fans. Just focus on escape and getting out now. If anyone asks, tell them I am your sister."


Just then the door handle started to rattle indicated the guards were coming back in. DaBomb quickly hid the box under the bed he had and then said "Goodbye, Sister." The guards burst in and yelled "Alright times up. C'mon girly your getting out of here. You've bothered this inmate enough."

The guards violently grabbed the woman and then they dragged her out of the room. They locked the door. DB then began to plot his escape.

[SweetTooth]

Sweet Tooth was one of the guards of the city. He was always actively patrolling the area, making sure the citizens of the city were safe. It was an older western town but the town was active in the trade exchange and received supplies from other cities and countries. Most of the weapons were old west weapons like rifles, shotguns, muskets and stuff like that. On the trade exchange though more newer, modern weapons were received such as many different pistols, machine guns, sub machine guns, explosives and more.

Sweet Tooth had a Luger pistol, a vintage Buffalo Rifle, a Mosin Nagant sniper rifle, and a few sticks of dynamite for when bullets would be ineffective. ST was disgusted that the notorious DaBomb was in the city. It was good that he was in prison but people like DB would never be in prison for long. ST knew it was only a matter of time before DB escaped.

Even though the town was always safe sweet tooth still patrolled. Every now and then the city would be attacked by cowboys or bandits or other bad guys. ST helped gun them down with his rifle before they even got close enough to return fire. Sweet Tooth also enjoyed hanging out in the Bar&Tavern, drinking the night away and usually passing out often from too many drinks. Still it was one of his hobbies.

[DaBomb]

Once the guards left, DB began hacking away at the bars, slowly slicing through them until he managed to create a hole large enough to escape through. He threw his equipment out first, then pushed himself through the holes and onto the sandy ground. He was outside the prison, but still in the city. He quickly moved to the front of the prison, threw in a grenade, and then ran. There was a spectacular explosion, which blew apart much of the prison. DB continued to run until he met the front gate. He shot the 6 guards in their towers, then blew open a hole in the gate with his grenades. Bullets zipped by him, but fortunately DB remained uninjurd. The guards of the city followed, but a few were killed when DB stopped and fired into the angry crowd of guards.

Up ahead he noticed the woman, holding the harnesses of two horses. DB clambered onto one, and she the other, and they rode away quickly.

[Kid Game]

DB had met up with the supposed woman who claimed to be his sister. He was grateful to be rescued. Unfortunately the woman wasn't his sister, she was actually a man, one of DB's evil nemises, Captain Black. He had dressed like a woman and changed his voice to that of a woman. And DaBomb never suspected anything until he noticed something.

DB: "So sister where are we going? Are we going home or something? Somewheres safe perhaps?"

Sister???: "Some place where you won't have to worry about things at all. Don't worry where we are going it is very much safe."

As DB looked around he noticed something strange. He saw a few signposts that had pictures of skull and crossbones. Some signs said "Danger. You are going the wrong way. The path ahead is unsafe. Do not enter." Another sign read "You are now in the entrance to the Dead Man's Dropzone Cavern." DaBomb then became suspicious. His house was nowheres near dead mans drop. He was wondering why his "sister" was bringing him to this area.

DaBomb- "Umm hey sis why are we going this way? We dont live this way. Why are we going to the Dead Mans Dropzone Caverns?"

Sister?- Because, I am not your sister. I am actually.....
(Drumroll)

Captain Black- "Captain Black!!!! And I am here to kill you. I rescued you from that prison because hey if your in prison your useless. You wont die even if they feed you that gruel. Your going to die and im gonna claim the money on yer head. I'm gonna toss ya down der ol' dead mans drop. No one has ever survived the fall. I reckon it'll kill you too. No need for last words. Oh, and if you try to escape then I'll shoot you with my 2 twin Magnum Six Shooters. Remember I have deadly accuracy. I always aim for the head and heart. I never miss. Try to escape or fight me and I will shoot you dead AND toss your lifeless useless carcass down the dead mans drop."


What in the world would DaBomb do now? How could he have possible fallen for this trap? Would he somehow get out alive?

[DaBomb]

DB obviously couldn't be violent, since he'd be dead before he aimed his pistol. So, he tried something else:

DB - You konw, with our talents, we could get a lot more money. The bank in that villiage has many more times the money you will get for my head.

Black - I don't need help!

DB - I could be very useful. If I try and betray you, you'll kill me anyway. So why not take advantage of my skills?