Post by Kid Game on Nov 13, 2006 16:16:27 GMT -5
Kid was at the bar having some beer and some fried chicken. It was the best damned bar around and also had live entertainment. He went there all the time and always made new friends.
Meanwhile Duke Nukem was several miles away on his motorcycle driving down the highway. He spotted a sign that said "Bootylicious Bar & Grill. Live entertainment and hot nude girls! Just take the next exit and follow it for 3 miles and your there!" Of course it caught the attention of Duke who got into the right lane and turned right and got on the offramp. He followed the road straight ahead which was oddly devoid of traffic. Within five minutes he arrived at the bootylicious bar and parked his motorcycle in the parking lot. He walked in the bar and order some of the hardest beer in the joint.
Kid turned and noticed Duke and began a conversation since duke and kid were friends and they hadn't seen each other in a while.
Kid- "Yo Duke whats up. Long time no see. What brings you here?"
Duke- "Well kid I was just on my hog when I saw the sign so I thought I'd come in and check out the wildlife in this place. And those girls do like lovely."
Kid- "Oh yes they do. Anyways whats up anything new with you?"
Duke- "Not lately. Just got off of vacation. Luckily those damn alien bastards have not attacked lately. I think they know better than to mess with the Dukester."
Kid- "Yeah and theyd better not mess with Kid game either. I, well both of us have great aim and are deadly with all kinds of weapons."
Suddenly the sound of a teleportal was heard outside. A crate of shotguns came out followed by a hoard of 50 Pigcops. They opened the crate and took the shotguns. Some stayed outside and took up guard posts while others had fun by shooting any nearby civilians. Ten of the Pigcops walked over to the door of the Bootylicious bar and kicked the door down.
Kid and Duke turned and saw the pigcops as the two grabbed their desert eagle handguns and opened fire.
Meanwhile Duke Nukem was several miles away on his motorcycle driving down the highway. He spotted a sign that said "Bootylicious Bar & Grill. Live entertainment and hot nude girls! Just take the next exit and follow it for 3 miles and your there!" Of course it caught the attention of Duke who got into the right lane and turned right and got on the offramp. He followed the road straight ahead which was oddly devoid of traffic. Within five minutes he arrived at the bootylicious bar and parked his motorcycle in the parking lot. He walked in the bar and order some of the hardest beer in the joint.
Kid turned and noticed Duke and began a conversation since duke and kid were friends and they hadn't seen each other in a while.
Kid- "Yo Duke whats up. Long time no see. What brings you here?"
Duke- "Well kid I was just on my hog when I saw the sign so I thought I'd come in and check out the wildlife in this place. And those girls do like lovely."
Kid- "Oh yes they do. Anyways whats up anything new with you?"
Duke- "Not lately. Just got off of vacation. Luckily those damn alien bastards have not attacked lately. I think they know better than to mess with the Dukester."
Kid- "Yeah and theyd better not mess with Kid game either. I, well both of us have great aim and are deadly with all kinds of weapons."
Suddenly the sound of a teleportal was heard outside. A crate of shotguns came out followed by a hoard of 50 Pigcops. They opened the crate and took the shotguns. Some stayed outside and took up guard posts while others had fun by shooting any nearby civilians. Ten of the Pigcops walked over to the door of the Bootylicious bar and kicked the door down.
Kid and Duke turned and saw the pigcops as the two grabbed their desert eagle handguns and opened fire.