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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 0:44:33 GMT -5
*tosses rubber chicken he got at commando*
*shakes fist while saying: THAT'LL TEACH YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!*
As for that vending machine....
STOP RIPPIN' US OFF, DARNIT! GIVE US SOME VALUABLE ITEMS! NOT TRASH!!!
*picks up rubber chicken from the ground and starts whacking it*
*10 autoguns pop out from the sides of the machine*
*is blasted to bits*
*for last act, puts final quarter into vending machine*
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*15 minutes later...*
*discovers he was just dreaming about being killed... and that rubber chicken*
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Post by Commando on Apr 25, 2004 9:25:31 GMT -5
*puts a dent in machine from angry rage*
*laughs*
*puts in another quarter*
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 25, 2004 13:29:09 GMT -5
*puts in 3 quarters* *prepares to wreck the machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 17:47:00 GMT -5
JeanLuc gets a dirty poop filled diaper from the slot Commando gets a box of shotgun shells from the slot Da Bomb gets a book entitled "The seven deadly sins of sex" from the slot
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 17:53:22 GMT -5
*stuffs diaper into Commando's AK-47*
*puts in mint silver dollar coin*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 17:55:26 GMT -5
JeanLuc gets a holy hand grenade from the slot
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 17:56:49 GMT -5
*stuffs grenade in pocket*
*puts in a $100 bill*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 18:01:34 GMT -5
The machine whirrs and clicks for a minute. Then it spits out Jean Lucs prize.
JeanLuc gets $100 worth of pennies from the slot
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 18:13:54 GMT -5
*trades pennies for bills* *scams change machine to get $200* *puts in $200*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 18:18:53 GMT -5
The machine whirs and beeps for a few minutes. It seems that JeanLuc overloaded the machine with the $200 dollar deposit. But after the machine was done beeping it spit out some prizes.
JeanLuc got an Assault Rifle (Ammo not included) from the slot JeanLuc got a Broken Shotgun from the slot JeanLuc got a Cow Pie from the slot JeanLuc got a piece of paper that read "$200 bill accepted but processing time takes several minutes. Your generous donation has given you three great prizes. An assault rifle with no ammo, a broken shotgun and a tasty Cow Pie as well as this note. Thanks for donating as your donations are funds for better prizes. Please donate to this vending machine again and you will get more prizes. Thanks!" from the slot.
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 18:22:34 GMT -5
*goes to Ammu-Nation store and gets AR & shotgun ammo*
*fixes broken shotgun with weilder*
*leaves shotgun at house, takes AR with me*
*shoves cow pie into the face of Commando before riddling him full of lead*
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 18:25:18 GMT -5
*puts $150 GENTLY into the vending machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 18:32:23 GMT -5
The machine eats $50 dollars.
JeanLuc gets a box of rockets (6 rockets) from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 25, 2004 18:55:10 GMT -5
*Is bloodied by Jean*
*Takes shotgun shell, shoves it into AK-47, and blows Jeans head clean off, but damaging the gun*
*stands up*
*puts in 10 quarters*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 19:09:41 GMT -5
Commando gets a pair of womens Bra and panties from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 25, 2004 19:18:22 GMT -5
*throws in trash*
*puts in 5 quarters*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 25, 2004 19:29:38 GMT -5
The machine takes commandos money.
Commando gets a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Post by Commando on Apr 25, 2004 19:58:53 GMT -5
*Is underage * *gives to DB, in exchange for 6 dollars* *puts in two more quarters*
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 25, 2004 20:06:25 GMT -5
*puts in $50* *hopes that the machine has a cure for alcohol poisoning*
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 25, 2004 21:13:51 GMT -5
*can't feel head*
*fires blindly*
*kills commando and DB*
*manages to find head and reattatch it, then scrounges up $120*
*puts in vending machine*
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