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Post by Kid Game on Apr 26, 2004 7:10:03 GMT -5
Commando gets a lightbulb from the slot Da Bomb gets a chewed up pencil from the slot JeanLuc gets a roll of toilet paper from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 26, 2004 8:13:13 GMT -5
Darn JL getting all the good prizes, while Commando and I get screwed. >_<
*puts in 25 cents*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 26, 2004 8:28:51 GMT -5
Da Bomb gets a Propane tank (empty) from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 26, 2004 18:53:20 GMT -5
3 quarters, NOW
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 26, 2004 19:01:49 GMT -5
Commando gets a green herb from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 27, 2004 8:09:05 GMT -5
*collects all his spare change* *puts in $320* *panhandles again*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 27, 2004 8:14:44 GMT -5
Da Bomb inserts $320 into the machine. The machine does nothing for a few minutes. Suddenly the machine starts jumping and rocking around violently. A voice says "Error. You have overloaded the system. Error. Here is your prize. Error. Try to use less money next time. Error. Error. Error."
DaBomb gets a single penny from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 27, 2004 17:37:36 GMT -5
eats green herb
*puts in quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 27, 2004 17:56:50 GMT -5
Commando gets a bottle of Lady Stetson (Women's perfume) from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 27, 2004 17:57:51 GMT -5
*Once again, throws at machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 27, 2004 18:05:16 GMT -5
Commando apparently didn't like the nice bottle of lady stetson (womens) perfume that he got. He chucked it at the machine. The bottle shattered on impact and the perfume smell was all over the machine. Out of the slot came small tiny repair bots that quickly cleaned up the machine making it smell like normal. The small bots came up to commando and spat the collected perfume onto commando. Some of the perfume went into commandos eyes which temporarily blinded him. The tiny clening bots went back into the slot.
Commando does not get a prize as he did not insert any money into the slot.
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Post by Commando on Apr 27, 2004 18:23:28 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHHHH
*throws rock at machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 27, 2004 18:26:42 GMT -5
The rock damages the machine. The repair bots come out of the slot again and repair the dent. They go back into the slot. Several auto turrets appear from the side of the machine and aim at commando. The turrets fire and within a second, they kill their foe.
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Post by Commando on Apr 27, 2004 20:09:04 GMT -5
*Lies dead on ground*
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 27, 2004 23:28:45 GMT -5
*steps over Commando's corpse and inserts $130*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 28, 2004 6:48:53 GMT -5
JeanLuc gets a Tips & Tricks magazine for March 2004 from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 28, 2004 8:28:47 GMT -5
*jams penny into slot, so that the machine cannot be used* *smashes the machine with crowbar, and sets it alight with his cigarettes (which had been lit by his heated rage)*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 28, 2004 8:53:43 GMT -5
The machine spits the penny out of the coin slot at around 500 MPH. The penny flies right into Da Bombs forehead nearly killing him as a big penny sized hole is in his head. Blood is all over the place. As for the lit cigarettes, a gigantic fire extinguisher appears from the side of the machine and sprays at the cigarettes which immediately get extinguished. The extinguisher disappears back into the machine and the machine now looks as if nothing happened.
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Post by TommyVercetti on Apr 28, 2004 10:17:55 GMT -5
Tommy is out in the market place. Along a wall he spots a weird vending machine. He walks over and upon reading a sign he finds out that the machine gives out all kinds of items for a quarter or more.
Tommy reaches into his pocket and takes out a quarter. He thinks that he may benefit from the machine and decides to give it a shot.
*Inserts a quarter into the vending machine*
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Post by Commando on Apr 28, 2004 13:40:22 GMT -5
*Is still dead in front of machine*
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