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Post by Kid Game on Apr 28, 2004 17:55:43 GMT -5
Commandos rotting corpse is beginning to smell bad so kid calls up a garbage truck company which sends someone over. The trash man picks up commandos lifeless body and tosses it in the back with rest of the trash. The truck drives off to the dump to get rid of the stinking cargo.
Commando respawns somewheres off in the distance.
TommyVercetti gets a brand new Red Ferrari from the slot
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Post by DaBomb on Apr 28, 2004 19:18:32 GMT -5
He gets a Ferarri for a quarter, and I get a penny for $320! I'll get my lucky break sometime. *inserts $12*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 28, 2004 19:24:15 GMT -5
Da Bomb gets a Flush-O-Matic-5000 Toilet from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 28, 2004 20:12:45 GMT -5
*walks back over*
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 29, 2004 19:05:10 GMT -5
*inserts $150*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 29, 2004 19:08:01 GMT -5
The machine lets out a few beeps and then a voice from a loudspeaker on the machine says "Please wait. Processing your request."
JeanLuc gets a Rocket Launcher (3 rockets included) from the slot JeanLuc gets $20 (change from the $150 that he inserted) from the slot
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 29, 2004 19:10:06 GMT -5
*takes $20*
*puts rocket into launcher*
*beckons Commando and DB to step back. Far back*
*unleashes rocket on vending machine*
*reload*
*rockets machine*
*reload*
*rockets machine again*
*nothing left of machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 29, 2004 19:15:11 GMT -5
As if by magic the machine automatically rebuilds itself perfectly without a scratch. Several turrets appear from the side of the machine and aim at JeanLuc. The turrets spring to life and fire at JL for trying to destroy such a NICE and GENEROUS and GREAT ITEM GIVING machine.
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Post by Commando on Apr 29, 2004 19:33:53 GMT -5
*Walks back over*
*puts in what looks like a quarter, but is really a small bomb*
Heheheheheh
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 29, 2004 19:37:04 GMT -5
Small engineer bots inside of the machine notice a weird "quarter" and go over to it. They notice that it is actually a quarter shaped bomb. The engineer bots defuse the bomb and then transform the bomb into an ordinary quarter.
Commando gets a bottle of Viagra (Full) from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 29, 2004 19:51:21 GMT -5
Arrh!
*Throws at DB*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 29, 2004 20:08:48 GMT -5
The transforming of the bomb quarter into a regular quarter messed up the machine. It gives Commando a free gift even though he inserted no money.
Commando gets a bottle of Sexual Enhancement pills (Full) from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 29, 2004 20:10:29 GMT -5
*gives to Jean, muttering something along the lines of "Pervert" at the machine*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 29, 2004 20:13:25 GMT -5
The machine is still messed up and gives commando more free gifts.
Commando gets a bottle of Vitality (A full bottle of Sexual enhancement pills that really work) from the slot
Commando gets a piece of paper that says "Start inserting some money NOW or else. From the vending machine." from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 30, 2004 15:52:13 GMT -5
*Throws pills on ground*
*puts in quarter*
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 30, 2004 18:37:08 GMT -5
Commando gets a book entitled "New positions of Sex- XXXposed" from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 30, 2004 18:46:24 GMT -5
*Yells at machine: Arghhh I am a somewhat religious person you know*
*takes brick and smashes machine open, before taking a pair of wire cutters out of the box of prises inside before snipping every wire hahahahahah!
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 30, 2004 18:49:18 GMT -5
But commando is unsuccessful. The machine has heavy armor and the brick crumbles upon contact with the machine. The wire cutters also have no effect on the reinforced wires that the machine has.
For some odd reason the machine gives commando a consolation prize.
Commando gets a Bible from the slot
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Post by Commando on Apr 30, 2004 19:18:53 GMT -5
*picks up bible
*reads for 6 seconds
*gets really bored
*puts quarter in machine
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Post by JeanLuc on Apr 30, 2004 19:22:33 GMT -5
*is still dead in front of machine with rocket launcher in hand*
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