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Post by Kid Game on Feb 13, 2006 13:50:38 GMT -5
Alright, the first topic is now locked and can be viewed by anyone. No more posts accepted there. However the insanity will start anew in this brand new topic. If you have posted in the other one you already know how this works. So lets get started again.
I am a loaded Cannon
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 13, 2006 18:18:09 GMT -5
I am a bomb. I explode, and destroy you.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 13, 2006 18:28:52 GMT -5
I am an Expert member of the bomb squad - I walk over to the bomb and defuse it by cutting the Red wire
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 13, 2006 20:14:06 GMT -5
I am a knife. I stab you in the heart, and you fall over dead.
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Post by battlemeister on Feb 14, 2006 20:07:39 GMT -5
I am the knife blade- I am loosely inserted into the handle of the knife and I fall to the ground. Harmlessly. Now the man survives and continues what he was doing
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 15, 2006 19:11:11 GMT -5
I am a sword blade. I am bigger than you.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 16, 2006 21:27:34 GMT -5
I'm a tank. I'm even bigger than you.
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 17, 2006 20:36:42 GMT -5
I am a pistol. You see, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I shoot a single bullet into your treads, causing a huge chain reaction that causes an avalanche in Mongolia, which causes a butterfly to die, which causes a gigantic icicle to fall onto you, crushing you.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 17, 2006 22:29:19 GMT -5
I am Cortez from Timesplitters 3 future perfect. I travel back in time and stop the avalanche and falling icicle. Therefore these events never happen and DaBomb's tank is still in perfect working order.
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Post by DaBomb on Feb 19, 2006 19:12:14 GMT -5
XD LB.
Anyway, I am a fault in the time machine, which causes Cortez to be transported several million years ago into a pool of lava.
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 22, 2006 21:37:00 GMT -5
I am a pool, filled with water. Through some odd warp in time, probably caused by the time machine, I replace the pool of lava, making Cortez very happy, but making a Houston family very, very confused.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 22, 2006 21:55:39 GMT -5
I am a very STRONG bolt of lightning- I shoot out of a cloud and hit the pool. Since water and electricity dont mix, anything inside of the pool gets electrocuted. Therefore this causes Cortez to get a moment of uncontrollable spasms, before finally dying
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 22, 2006 22:10:39 GMT -5
I am a plastic sheet. You cannot pass through me.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Feb 23, 2006 22:46:39 GMT -5
Im a small fire - I burn up the plastic which melts very quickly.
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 24, 2006 8:07:01 GMT -5
I am a small bucket of water. I am just the perfect size to put out a small fire, so I do so.
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Post by JeanLuc on Feb 26, 2006 0:29:54 GMT -5
I am a saw. I cut open the bottom of the bucket, causing the water to spill all over the place and onto your shoes.
Which is NOT cool.
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 26, 2006 8:21:33 GMT -5
I am a table saw. I am much niftier than you, and therefore I am better than you.
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Post by battlemeister on Feb 26, 2006 18:39:39 GMT -5
I am a big Chainsaw. I am much bigger then both of you, plus I make cool neat sounds and run on gasoline
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Post by lifebaka on Feb 26, 2006 18:56:01 GMT -5
Actualy, table saws are whole tables, so they're bigger, but whatever.
I am a gun. I am better for killing people with, therefore I am better.
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Post by Kid Game on Feb 26, 2006 19:32:33 GMT -5
I am an AK47 machine gun- I have a much faster firing rate so I can kill people much faster then the slower gun pistol
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