mana
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Post by mana on May 4, 2006 11:20:47 GMT -5
I am Sam I Am, because I Am that makes me better than your servers because I Am Sam I Am.
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Post by DaBomb on May 4, 2006 20:56:43 GMT -5
I am Al Gore.
I invented the internet, along with Dr. Seuss and the fajita.
Therefore, I am better than you.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 6, 2006 19:56:57 GMT -5
I am the voters of Florida. We are utterly incompetent and can keep you out of the Oval Office. We're better than you.
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Post by Kid Game on May 6, 2006 20:28:50 GMT -5
I am a Tidal wave - I am a very HUGE tidal wave. I hit the shores of florida and send it under lots of water. Nobody sees me coming so it only takes a few minutes before everyone drowns to death. Nobody survives. Since I killed everyone, I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 7, 2006 10:52:23 GMT -5
I am the tidal wave that allegedly knocked Atlantis under. Since I drowned an island of culture and beauty, and you just drowned a bunch of old people, I must be better.
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Post by lifebaka on May 7, 2006 19:38:20 GMT -5
I am a rock. I last longer than you, so I must be better.
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Post by Kid Game on May 7, 2006 20:15:29 GMT -5
I am a Rock Eating giant. I just happen to eat you. Since I ate you, plus I eat nothing BUT rocks, I just have to be better.
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mana
Level 3 User
Posts: 136
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Post by mana on May 8, 2006 10:58:00 GMT -5
I am Dpwn therefore am better than you because i don`t follow proper grammar rules.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 8, 2006 18:34:38 GMT -5
I am the Grammar Fairy, (I DO believe in commas! I DO, I DO!) I get extremely pissed, grow fangs, and viciously attack you. You die. I'm better.
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mana
Level 3 User
Posts: 136
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Post by mana on May 9, 2006 11:06:32 GMT -5
I am the grammar demon, I spit a ball of fire at you, which burns you to a crisp. There for I am surely better.
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Post by Kid Game on May 9, 2006 14:43:35 GMT -5
I am a Large Fire Extinguisher - I spray the fireball and put it out. After a few seconds the fireball disappears and so the grammar fairy is still alive.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 10, 2006 15:18:09 GMT -5
I am a Sharp Object With Which You Are Not Supposed To Puncture Fire Extinguishers. I puncture you. You explode in a very fun manner. Therefore, I am better.
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Post by lifebaka on May 10, 2006 16:17:02 GMT -5
I am a Sharp-Object-with-which-one-destroys-other-Sharp-Objects. I destroy you. Since I'm not destroyed, I must be better.
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mana
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Posts: 136
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Post by mana on May 11, 2006 10:17:17 GMT -5
I am the councious mind who thinks how did we go from things so big like the universe to smaller objects in comparison as to whats better. Therefor since i have the logical mind to think about that i am surely the best.
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Post by lifebaka on May 11, 2006 15:19:34 GMT -5
I am the illogical mind. I think, therefore you are not. Since you are not, pie is square, and therefore I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 11, 2006 17:36:33 GMT -5
I am an indignant and very square pie. I kick your ass for assuming it's unusual for pies to be square. I'm better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 11, 2006 21:37:37 GMT -5
I'm a succulent doughnut dripping with chocolate glazing. Since I am the superior treat, I am also superior overall.
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2006 8:26:56 GMT -5
I am Homer Simpson - I just LOVE eating doughnuts. I eat the entire doughnut with chocolate glaze, and I even eat the square pie. Since I ate the doughnut and the pie, I'm better.
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mana
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Posts: 136
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Post by mana on May 12, 2006 11:43:05 GMT -5
I am Bart Simpson and since i always One UP Homer with comedy i am better
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Post by Kid Game on May 12, 2006 15:58:01 GMT -5
I am Moe's Bar - I serve lots of high quality booze, alcohol, and liquors. Homer is always in me and drinks lots of beers before leaving. Since homer is inside of me, I am better.
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