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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Apr 30, 2006 14:36:19 GMT -5
I am Amish. With my irritating attitude of being above all electronics, I make myself better than you.
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 30, 2006 14:51:09 GMT -5
I am a laser gun. You may 'be above me', but I'm not the one with a smoking hole in the middle of my forehead. Since I still exist in my full glory, while you have a hole in you, I must be better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Apr 30, 2006 15:00:53 GMT -5
I am a militant feminist, I claim that your statement that having a hole makes me inferior is a thinly veiled sexist comment. The media loves it, and I continue to be an obnoxious, self-satisfied bitch. I am better than you.
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Post by lifebaka on Apr 30, 2006 15:08:00 GMT -5
I am a militant agnostic. Since my philosophy is so much less sensical than yours, I must be better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Apr 30, 2006 15:10:46 GMT -5
I am Spain's Queen Isabella. I burn you at the stake for refusing Catholicism, which makes me better than you.
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Post by Kid Game on Apr 30, 2006 21:21:47 GMT -5
I am the Spanish army - We revolt against the queen since we don't agree with her. We consist of tens of thousands, (Possibly hundreds of thousands) of soldiers. We are more powerful then some wimpy queen and we attack the castle by shooting at it, firing cannonballs, etc. Since the whole army is now out to get you, it proves that I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 1, 2006 3:12:48 GMT -5
I am Spain, I break off at the French border and fall into the sea, effectively drowning every one of you, and Portugal too, because the Portuguese are stupid, with their little squiggly "A"s. Anyway, all that aside, I am better than you.
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Post by lifebaka on May 1, 2006 14:54:37 GMT -5
I am Austrailia. Since I'm a bigger island than you, I must be better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 1, 2006 15:52:56 GMT -5
I am Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas. Donc, I am better than you.
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Post by lifebaka on May 1, 2006 18:00:11 GMT -5
I am in Texas. Therefore, I am bigger. And since I am bigger, I most obviously am also better.
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Post by battlemeister on May 1, 2006 21:05:29 GMT -5
I am the USA - Since you are texas, and texas is in the USA, that means you are inside of me. Since you are in me, I am better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 1, 2006 21:55:26 GMT -5
I'm Canada. While America is filled with internal turmoil, I'm peaceful and united.
That makes me better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 2, 2006 9:38:42 GMT -5
I'm Kyle's mom, I persuade the US to invade Canada with a catchy song. I'm better than you.
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Post by DaBomb on May 2, 2006 18:14:13 GMT -5
Canada is home to Bryan Adams, who makes better songs. Therefore, we are better than you.
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Post by lifebaka on May 2, 2006 19:34:14 GMT -5
I am Russia. I am bigger than you, and therefore I get to boss you around. Bosses are always better.
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Post by Kid Game on May 2, 2006 19:54:09 GMT -5
I am Germany - We initiate war against russia. Our military is bigger and we have more generals, more war divisious, aerial divisions, tank divisions, etc. Since we have a bigger military and since we engaged in combat with you, I am better.
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Post by lifebaka on May 2, 2006 20:19:01 GMT -5
I am history. Russia beat Germany. Since I proved you wrong, I must be better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 3, 2006 9:03:55 GMT -5
I am the Bush administration, I rewrite you. My version of you is taught in as many schools as I can get my hands on. Since I have the power to change you as I choose, I must be better.
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Post by mana on May 3, 2006 11:52:14 GMT -5
I an Kid Game since I own the forum I am better than all of you cause i can delete your posts to better mine
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on May 3, 2006 20:38:57 GMT -5
I am the collective owners of the Proboards server; I can delete your whole forum. That makes me better.
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