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Post by Merlin2592 on May 22, 2006 19:34:05 GMT -5
I Am a Millionaire, because I have more brains, cash and brains+girls I must be better
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Post by Kid Game on May 23, 2006 8:44:39 GMT -5
I am a bunch of Tax laws - There are lots of us and we say that you must give nearly all of your money to the government. After all you must do so to be in compliance with the law. Otherwise You'll get arrested. Since we take your money and give it to the government we are way better
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Post by DaBomb on May 23, 2006 20:09:43 GMT -5
I am a tax evader.
I don't pay your taxes, so therefore I must be better.
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Post by mana on May 23, 2006 20:27:54 GMT -5
I am Bob Osterling. Because I won`t won`t like the won`t won`t can`t won`t I must be better than taxs and the stupid gov and big P.
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Post by Kid Game on May 24, 2006 18:58:51 GMT -5
I am a BOMB - I blow up Bob osterling. Bob does NOT exist anymore since I killed him. Since I killed him that means I am better
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Post by DaBomb on May 24, 2006 19:34:12 GMT -5
I'm a conveniently placed time portal. Your bomb is sucked into a completely different time before it can kill Bob.
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Post by mana on May 25, 2006 10:58:42 GMT -5
I am ... because i`m ... and ... i am so ...ing great i must be better than time itself
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Post by lifebaka on May 25, 2006 17:58:46 GMT -5
I am (insert what beats you here). I (insert how I beat you here). I (insert why I am better than you here), so I must be better than you.
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Post by Kid Game on May 26, 2006 22:17:22 GMT -5
I am proper grammar - I state that your above sentence makes no cense and that you kent uuse that statement. Since I am propar and u rnt, dot makes me so mooch beeter.
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Post by Merlin2592 on May 27, 2006 7:53:39 GMT -5
I am Blasphemy, and since Mana is not really god he go's to hell.
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Post by lifebaka on May 27, 2006 10:59:05 GMT -5
I am Heresy. I am a much more punishable crime under Inquisition law, therefore I must be better.
Woo! Exactly 1800 posts. Now I just have to look for 1998 (666 x 3 = 1998), right?
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Post by DaBomb on May 28, 2006 8:13:27 GMT -5
Riiiiiiiight, LB. I'm Monty Python. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. And so therefore nobody cares about it. That must mean that I am better than you, for I am cared about by legions of fans.
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Post by lifebaka on May 28, 2006 10:43:18 GMT -5
No, just leeeeeeeeeft.
I am the FCC. Monty Python is too graphic, and may not be showed anywhere on television anymore. People soon forget about Monty Python. I, however, am still in the news regularly, as everyone hates me. Since more people remember me than do people remember you, I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 28, 2006 14:18:28 GMT -5
I'm a group of lonely mothers with more time on their hands than they need. I form a group to combat videogames or Maddox's website because they pose such a threat to my children.
As I am more pointless and more persistant, I have more power than you.
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Post by Merlin2592 on May 28, 2006 19:54:51 GMT -5
I am a husban, and keep my wife busy, therefore I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 29, 2006 7:40:38 GMT -5
I'm a more attractive woman than your wife. I keep you busy.
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Post by lifebaka on May 29, 2006 8:32:54 GMT -5
I am a square. I have am more edgy than you (i.e., I have more edges), therefore I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 29, 2006 18:59:40 GMT -5
I'm a catchphrase-spouting hippie. You're too square...man...
...therefore I must be better.
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Post by mana on May 30, 2006 10:22:37 GMT -5
I am Kane. Because I can Chokeslam Kane I must be better than a hippie because I can chokeslam his hippie ass through the matt.
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Post by lifebaka on May 30, 2006 13:40:56 GMT -5
I am a perfect circle. Since you have both a begining and a end, whereas I do not, I must be better.
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