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Post by Kid Game on May 30, 2006 17:44:35 GMT -5
I am a Square. If drawn properly a perfect circle will fit right inside of me. Since the circle is now technically inside me, I am better
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Post by lifebaka on May 30, 2006 19:05:29 GMT -5
I am The Rules of The Game. The Square was already used, therefore you can't be the square again. You cease to exist. Since I still exist and you don't, I must be better.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on May 30, 2006 20:21:26 GMT -5
I am a Rulebreaker - My views on life are that rules are meant to be broken. I break every rule of the game and cheat while doing so. Now the rules don't affect me at all. Because of this its obvious that I am better.
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Post by DaBomb on May 31, 2006 22:57:53 GMT -5
I'm a paradox. If you always break the rules, then you must break your rule of always breaking the rules. If you break that rule, then you must have abided by a rule...
Needless to say, I'm better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 1, 2006 9:46:04 GMT -5
I am something that exists. Since paradoxes, by nature, do not happen and do not exist (you see, if they do then the universe ceases to exist, and then they don't again, a paradox in and of itself, so the universe doesn't exist again), while I do exist, I must be better.
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Post by battlemeister on Jun 10, 2006 15:14:22 GMT -5
I am something bigger and better that exists. I am vastly superior to my simple something that exists cousin. Since I am bigger you can clearly see by looking at me that I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 10, 2006 15:22:14 GMT -5
I am Nothing bigger and better, and I do not exist. By not existing, I make myself completely perfect, and therefore better than you.
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 11, 2006 14:58:04 GMT -5
I'm George Bush's IQ - which, like you, is nothing.
That said, I am used to describe something that exists, giving me purpose, while you are simply nothing, without a purpose.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Jun 13, 2006 20:48:29 GMT -5
I am Agent 47 from the Hitman video games - I am on a covert mission with orders to snipe bush. I do so from very far away in a discreet location you dont know of. Since I am alive whereas bush is spewing blood like a fountain, I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 15, 2006 9:11:03 GMT -5
I am a very large piano. (since we seem to be in this vein.) I fall on you from a very great height, causing you to be crushed into the blood-and-squashed-internal-organs equivalent of grape jelly--and give you some very nasty splinters besides. Since I am relatively whole, and you are goo, I am better.
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Post by TommyVercetti on Jun 19, 2006 9:35:20 GMT -5
I am Ludwig van Beethoven. I am a wizard at playing the piano and I have created many masterpieces. My great classical piano tunes are better then that garbage music of today. Since I can create beautiful music, while you can't, I am obviously better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 19, 2006 17:18:06 GMT -5
I am Howard Shore. My modern masterpieces utilize a full orchestra (and sometimes tin whistles and mandolins) as opposed to one puny little piano. My music does half the work of composing the landscape of Middle-Earth, and besides, I'm not deaf. I'm better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 20, 2006 9:26:04 GMT -5
I am a shoe. I can be worn on the foot, while you cannot, so I must be better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 20, 2006 14:09:54 GMT -5
I am a very violent foot. I point out that if one wanted to, one could, indeed, wear a human on the foot. Since you totally just got served, I am better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 21, 2006 10:30:27 GMT -5
I am a spork. Since I am sharper than you, I must be better.
Don't argue with me, sporks are freaking sharp!
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 21, 2006 12:16:40 GMT -5
I am Jean Grey's hair. I strike fear and awe in the heart of any girl with dyed hair. Since I am more colorful than you, and also more long, lush, curly, and manageable, I must be better.
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Post by Kid Game on Jun 21, 2006 12:36:25 GMT -5
I am a pair of scissors - I cut all of Jean Grey's hair. ALL of it. Since Jean is now completely bald, but I am still whole, I am better.
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Post by Gwendolyn Black on Jun 21, 2006 13:50:20 GMT -5
I am Sinead O'Connor. I pull off the whole "bald" look waaay better than Jean Grey, and besides, I make some kickass music. I must be better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 22, 2006 17:49:12 GMT -5
I am a fork. I am better for eating things with than you, therefore I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 23, 2006 10:53:48 GMT -5
I'm Yuri Gellar.
I bend forks with a simple touch. Since you are now malformed and I am not, I must be better.
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