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Post by Kid Game on Jun 23, 2006 16:44:27 GMT -5
I am a very strong man that you see at circus acts - I have much more physical strength then Yuri. I can easily snap a fork / spoon / any silverware in half, rendering it unusable. I'm also so strong that I can cause massive amounts of bodily harm to someone by picking them up and slamming them into the ground. Since Im stronger then Yuri's silly games and acts, I am better. Also I have lots of muscles and good looks too so I get lots of women.
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Post by TommyVercetti on Jun 23, 2006 22:01:38 GMT -5
I'm a pair of extremely heavy barbells. I happen to be sitting on the edge of a shelf, unsafely. When the strong man walks by, I roll off the shelf and knock him out. Since he wasnt expecting it his head gets busted open and blood spurts everywhere. Since the man is dead (or dying) and I am still whole and usable, I'm better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 24, 2006 8:19:48 GMT -5
I am a really big hole. Since I am bigger than you, I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 24, 2006 9:20:15 GMT -5
I'm a group of thirsty juveniles who dig holes in order to build character.
While you may be bigger overall, we simply make lots of holes. As there are more holes that we created than there are of you, we win.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 26, 2006 9:55:49 GMT -5
I am air. Since I fill all the holes, they are not truly holes, and therefore do not exist. Since I do exist, while you apparently don't, I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on Jun 26, 2006 10:08:16 GMT -5
I'm good old pollution. Humankind is very fond of making me and guzzling you..soon, there is more pollution than air.
Since I am more plentiful, I am better.
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Post by lifebaka on Jun 27, 2006 15:32:11 GMT -5
I am a circle. Since I have no beginning and no end, I must be infinite. Since I am infinite, while you, although great, are still finite, I must be better.
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Post by mana on Jun 29, 2006 18:26:40 GMT -5
I am a knife I can slice through the circle and halve it`s cerconforance Diameter ect therefor you are not infinite. So I must be better
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Post by lifebaka on Jul 3, 2006 7:21:54 GMT -5
I am a sword. I am longer, so I must be better.
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Post by Kid Game on Jul 3, 2006 14:00:11 GMT -5
I am a Long Diamond Sword. I am a little bit longer then you. However I am made completely of diamonds. Diamonds are very strong and can cut through anything, and are much more deadlier then a regular sword. So I am better.
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Jul 3, 2006 14:03:32 GMT -5
I am a very high resonance sound - I am one of the very few things that can shatter a diamond. That also works against the diamond sword. Since I can shatter the diamond sword to pieces, I do so. I am also better since I exist wheras the sword now does not.
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Post by lifebaka on Jul 3, 2006 15:24:50 GMT -5
I am a rock. You can't shatter me, as I have no crystal structure inside me. Since I can survive longer than you, I must be better.
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Post by DaBomb on Jul 14, 2006 12:56:59 GMT -5
I'm a burst of magma. Though you may not be able to be shattered, I can easily swallow you up in my red-hot form until you become a piece of my magma body.
Bwahaha.
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Post by JeanLuc on Sept 19, 2006 0:17:22 GMT -5
I'm a burst of magma. Though you may not be able to be shattered, I can easily swallow you up in my red-hot form until you become a piece of my magma body. Bwahaha. I'm JeanLuc. I have returned. But seriously. I am ice. I freeze the magma. Since the magma is frozen, I am superior.
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Post by mana on Sept 22, 2006 17:11:25 GMT -5
I am Banana Phone. Because I am more frequent and annoying than magma freezing over I am far superior.
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Post by Kid Game on Oct 28, 2006 12:22:58 GMT -5
I'm an apple. A bright red shiny apple. I am much more healthier to eat then a silly banana. Plus I am shiny so I get lots of attention. So that just makes me better!
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Post by DaBomb on May 22, 2007 22:52:21 GMT -5
I'm a Doctor.
They say eating apples makes me go away...but they're obviously wrong.
I can make people healthier than an apple can, and I can make them much more ill if I want, too!
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Post by battlemeister on Jun 16, 2009 17:21:14 GMT -5
I am a Shotgun. I blast the doctor's brains out and he is now dead on the floor, in a big bloody mess. I'm now the best since I just killed the doctor
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Post by SeriousSamIsBack on Jun 11, 2010 19:37:42 GMT -5
I'm the shotgun shell - you have to load me in the shotgun to actually fire it. You forgot to load the gun so you can't kill anyone! Since I'm so important to your cause, and you don't have me, I'm better!
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