Revenge of the "I am better than you" game Round 3

[Kid Game]

Alright round 2 has ended. Luckily though the newest edition to the series, Round 3 REVENGE is now up and running. But it must start with a first post, Kid Games first post of course! So without further ado, lets get this next round started.


I am a Police Officer

[SeriousSamIsBack]

I am Serious Sam Stone - I have more health and armor then a silly police officer. Plus I have better weapons like Chainguns, Rocket launchers, and a mobile Cannon! I use my cannon and Obliterate the police officer. Since I am alive and the officer is not, I am better.

[mana]

I am a Samurai because I fight with honor and guns have no honor I am the better man.

[lifebaka]

I am a knight. Since I have superior armor technology, I must be better.

[mana]

I am the king, because knights work for me i am superior.

[Kid Game]

I am the Queen - the king is married to me. I supply the king with lots of pleasures and fun moves in bed. Since I bring the king this pleasure and fun, I am better.

[mana]

I am the court jester. because i give everyone the pleasure of laughing uncontrollably i am superior to the queen an dher moves in bed because i pleasure everyone around not just one person.

[Kid Game]

I am the people of the court - We get tired of the jesters boring repetitive acts and so we kill him. Since we the people are alive, and the jester is dead, We are better

[mana]

I am death because they killed someone who is funny i poke them all to death. so because they are dead and I am death I am better.

[lifebaka]

I am life. Life always overpowers death, look at how the area around Mt. St. Hellens is bouncing back. Since I overpower you, I must be better.

[DaBomb]

I'm love. Nothing is more powerful than love.

[mana]

I am hatred because i am more powerful and violent than love i can crush it. That is worthy of being better amigo.

[DaBomb]

I'm a lobotomy.

Try showing hatred when you're missing part of your brain, punk!

[mana]

I`m the Caucasian overload because i brainwashed people you`ll forget your missing a part of yourself. Beat that >,< /\

[lifebaka]

I am the Mongoloid overlord. Because I lord over more people than you, I must be better.

[Merlin2592]

Kinda stolen but...

I am true love, this is a strong spiritual force that none can beat, true love, true true real true love...does not happen each day.

[DaBomb]

I am stupidity.

I happen every day.

Since I am more frequent, I must be better.

[Kid Game]

I am Brilliance. - Brilliance is much better then stupidity. I am much more smarter and with me, anyone can get into any school they wish and can achieve anything. Stupidity gets you nothing and nowheres. Since I can get you anything anytime, anywheres, I just have to be better!!!

[DaBomb]

I am a grammar expert. I whine about minor errors.

I point out that "more smarter" is an error, along with "better!!!"

Since I am more annoying, I must be better.

[mana]

I am an average person i hate people who have to be perfect about grammar. because i hate such annoying people i must be better.